DECEMBER 20, 2019

Welp, that’s ALMOST a wrap, 2019. (Though the word wrap is somewhat triggering as we gaze upon our towering pile of naked gifts.) The Weekly Sound Off is going to take a two-week break after this, but first, let’s tie a bow on everything we couldn’t stop talking about this week. Shall we?

A most #relatable celebrity moment

For those who hate the sound of their voice, this one’s for you (side note: watch our Audible Questionnaire for why Editor Christina says you shouldn’t). Adam Driver walked out of a Fresh Air interview promoting his Oscar-buzzy new movie, Marriage Story, after Terry Gross played a clip of him singing in the film. In a 2015 interview with Gross, The Daily Beast reports Driver expressed a similar displeasure, saying he didn’t want to hear the bad acting that probably was happening. We’re guessing he’d also disagree with us on the stellar vocal performance he gives in the Audible book, The Theater of War: What Ancient Greek Tragedies Can Teach Us Today.

Giving new meaning to hometown hero

LSU quarterback Joe Burrow used his acceptance speech for this year’s Heisman trophy to shed light on the impoverished area of Ohio he grew up in, Athens County. He meant to inspire the kids from his Appalachian community to follow their dreams, but he did much more than that. Another Athens native, Will Drabold, watched Burrow’s speech and decided to create a fundraiser for the Athens County Food Pantry. More than $450,000 has been raised so far, ensuring that people served by this food pantry will have food on the table this holiday season.

Uncanny valley of the dolls

In a premise straight out of PD James, the last children in Nagoro, Japan were born 18 years ago. But instead of a dystopian uprising, they’ve simply been replaced by life-size dolls. While the photos are low-key terrifying (homunculi have been messing with our minds since childhood, OK?), dolls have a long history in Japan, going back to at least The Tale of Genji. And in animist tradition, they may even have souls—so despite being made of newspaper scraps and old clothes, Nagoro’s new residents probably don’t have to worry about being KonMari-ed away anytime soon.

RIP Danny Aiello

We, along with one of our favorite authors John Scalzi, were mourning the passing of Danny Aiello, known for his roles in The Godfather II, Hudson Hawk, and Moonstruck, among others. In a tweet Scalzi noted that—in the tradition of many sci-fi writers who give nods to their pop-culture favorites—he honored the actor in his epic The Interdependency Series, naming a noble house after him.

Before we say a full farewell to 2019

Want to know the inside scoop on our Best of the Year picks? The Audible editors tell all in the latest episode of Audicted. Have a listen and find the perfect listens to carry you through the holidays into 2020.

Chili heads rejoice!

Those of us who love adding hot chilies to everything we eat received some (cautiously) good news this week. A new study suggests that eating chilies at least four times a week could significantly reduce your risk of heart attack and stroke. This should hopefully bring some small measure of joy to some of the tortured members of the underground chili world featured in our audio documentary It Burns.

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