JULY 5, 2019

Happy day-after-Independence Day (hmm, sounds like a blockbuster movie in the making)! If you’re a little worse for wear after yesterday’s festivities, we have some ideas of what to do and what NOT to do this weekend. Such as…

A party minus the booze.

Maybe you’re moving a little slowly today after your Fourth of July celebrations, so perhaps you’ll want to consider continuing the fun at a sober bar this weekend instead. These peer-pressure free social hangouts are on the rise, and some even come complete with live music and outdoor space. Who says you need wine to have a good time? Audible Editor Katie, for one, requires no liquid courage to make a fool of herself on the dance floor.

Catch up on Fleabag and get REALLY excited for #HotPriest narration.

So we realize we’re kind of tooting our own horn here, but we 100% believe that you’ll forgive us when we tell you this next bit of news: Andrew Scott, aka TV’s most charming man of the cloth, will be reading a new collection of Beatrix Potter stories. Um, yes please! As card-carrying members of the Fleabag fan club, it’s alllll we’ve been able to talk about at the water cooler this week. Editor Kat put it best in this work email she sent while on vacation (what, it was urgent!): “I can’t believe hot priest is being discussed without me!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭” Don’t worry Kat, we’ll still have plenty to discuss when you get back.

Celebrate magazines who celebrate authors—we sure do.

If there’s an author and a topic weighty enough to deserve a Time cover it’s Pulitzer Prize winner Colson Whitehead as he tackles Jim Crow-era racism with his new novel, The Nickel Boys. In an upcoming interview with Audible, Whitehead shares that he was called to fictionally explore what it was like for the real-life black boys who had to live at the infamous and deadly Dozier School for Boys. Whitehead, who joins Stephen King and Jonathan Franzen as the only authors to grace the cover of Time in the last 19 years, continues to beautifully and eloquently confront America’s past.

Cheer on the USA in the world’s favorite pastime.

July 4 may be in our rearview, but our patriotism is running high. Editor Emily’s five-year-old son (who pretended to be sick so he could stay home to watch the US-England game on Tuesday) was SO excited that the US is advancing to the Women’s final this weekend that he keeps narrating the bracket to everyone and anyone. So, yeah, we’re in full-on soccer mania this weekend, and in case you are too we’ve got this list of listens to get you in the spirit.

But maybe think twice before going back in the pool.

Summer is in full swing, which for many of us means most of our waking hours are spent frolicking in the pool—and, according to a new high-alert report, in the fecal parasite Cryptosporidium (colloquially known as just “Crypto.”) The parasite doesn’t quite qualify as a “killer germ,” but it certainly can lead to a killer case of gastrointestinal distress that can last for weeks. So, if your first-weekend-of-July plans do include a dip in the pool, just be sure to avoid swallowing the water, and if you’re experiencing those gastrointestinal symptoms yourself, do the rest of the summer swimmers a favor and stay on the dry side of leisure.
Till Next Week!
—the audible editors