JANUARY 10, 2020
The fires down under
The stunning images and stories of the Australian bushfires and the devastation they’re wreaking on wildlife, the landscape, and humanity have us gutted. We’ve been heartened to see authors among those rallying to support the brave people fighting the fires (see: #AuthorsforFireys), and that Audible Studios author Celeste Barber has managed to raise a whopping $33 million so far with her Facebook fundraiser.Meanwhile, in a galaxy not so far, far away
In this installment ofWe’re Really Small and the Universe Is Massivecomes the latest news that fast radio bursts, or FRBs, have been detected a brisk half a billion light years away from Earth. Astronomers can’t seem to agree on what causes these FRBs, but let’s be honest, it’s probably aliens, man. In other astronomical news, the 10th brightest star in our night sky, Betelgeuse, is dimming. While all stars go through the same cycle and eventually explode, the reasons for this dimming are still unknown. Since we're mostly English majors here, we'll be boning up on what IS known with an entry-level astronomy title from Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Astrophysics for Young People in a Hurry.
No seriously, f—k cancer
We lost a rare voice with the passing of Gen X icon Elizabeth Wurtzel, who died Tuesday at the age of 52. Best known for sharing her struggles with depression and addiction, she became an advocate for BRCA testing after her breast cancer diagnosis. (Despite an overall drop in cancer death rates, breast cancer remains the largest mortality threat to middle-aged women; check out Breasts: The Owners Manual or the Audible Original Breasts Unbound for essential guides to healthy breasts.) Wurtzel’s work helped pave the way for the many authors giving voice to mental health, and for that and her own beautiful words, we are eternally grateful.Not-so-funny business with so-funny women
Kate McKinnon’s emotional and funny speech at the Golden Globes last weekend was not a “coming out” speech but it was the most publicly the comedian/actress has spoken about her sexual orientation. As she presented Ellen Degeneres with the Carol Burnett Award, McKinnon said one of the many things that Degeneres had personally given her was a sense of self. Seeing a gay woman on TV as she herself was reckoning with her identity made her future seem less scary, McKinnon said. And this is why we’ll never stop saying how important representation is in the arts, as it is in all things.Other things
- We think these are the 15 best listens of the decade. Discuss.
- With tensions mounting between the US and Iran, we've noticed this lesser-known classic is trending.
- The sci-fi nerds among us have been loving this new course about the science behind science fiction.
- Woohoo, the prequel to Michael J. Sullivan's Legends of the First Empire series is free through March 7!
- BIG congrats to Audible's own CJ Farley, whose novel Around Harvard Square was just nominated for an NAACP award.
- Bring that creative energy into 2020 by bringing your original story ideas to Audible.com/Pitch.
—the audible editors
Audiobooks in This Edition
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American Princess
- The Love Story of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
- De: Leslie Carroll
- Narrado por: Andi Arndt
- Duración: 7 h y 25 m
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In American Princess, Leslie Carroll provides context to Harry and Meghan’s romance by leading listeners through centuries of Britain’s rule-breaking royal marriages, as well as the love matches that were never permitted to make it to the altar; followed by a never-before-seen glimpse into the little-known life of the woman bringing the Royal Family into the 21st century; and her dazzling, thoroughly modern romance with Prince Harry.
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Delightful!
- De K. Shaw en 05-05-18
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Creatocracy
- How the Constitution Invented Hollywood
- De: Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Narrado por: Therese Plummer
- Duración: 2 h y 45 m
- Versión completa
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Creatocracy takes everything you thought you knew about pilgrims and their plainly puritanical sensibilities, flips it on its head, throws glitter on it, sets it to a flashy pop score, then throws it a big coming out party. In a movie version of this American origin story, Baz Luhrmann would be calling all the shots. Elizabeth Wurtzel has masterfully written a crash course in American history and the arts, wise and witty, full of humor and insight. This is pop patriotism in book form.
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Breasts: The Owner's Manual
- Every Woman's Guide to Reducing Cancer Risk, Making Treatment Choices, and Optimizing Outcomes
- De: Kristi Funk
- Narrado por: Jaimee Paul, Sarah Wendel
- Duración: 12 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
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Most women don't want to hear about breast cancer unless they have it and need to make some decisions, but these days news about breast cancer - the number one killer of women ages 20 to 59 - is everywhere. Hope for a cure abounds. Celebrities have come forward to share their experiences and raise awareness. Chances are you know someone who has had it. But did you know that you make choices every day that bring you closer to breast cancer - or move you farther away? That in the majority of cases, cancer isn't up to fate, and there are ways to reduce your risk factors? That many of the things you've heard regarding the causes of breast cancer are flat-out false?
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Good for the average woman, not necessarily for those with breast cancer or a genetic predisposition
- De kate’s opinions en 03-25-19
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Breasts Unbound
- De: Florence Williams
- Duración: 3 h y 20 m
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Join the award-winning series Breasts Unbound for a revealing journey into everyone’s favorite organ. Host Florence Williams travels from Houston to Hollywood to the boob-shaped hills of Northern England to share the big and small story of breasts - why we have them, how we view them, and why they sometimes do weird things. Turns out, breasts have a lot to teach us.
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Informative
- De ani960 en 08-21-19
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Challenge Accepted!
- 253 Steps to Becoming an Anti-It Girl
- De: Celeste Barber
- Narrado por: Celeste Barber
- Duración: 6 h y 24 m
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Part memoir, part comedy routine, part advice manual, Challenge Accepted! is Celeste at her best, revealing her secrets to love, friendship, family, and marriage (oh hai, #hothusband), and how to deal with life’s many challenges - why she checks the bath for sharks, how Nutella quite literally shaped who she is as a woman, and why being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s real, like totally, really real.
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Prepare to crack up in the grocery store
- De Chicago_Mama en 05-30-19
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Astrophysics for Young People in a Hurry
- De: Gregory Mone, Gabrielle de Cuir, Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Narrado por: LeVar Burton
- Duración: 3 h y 32 m
- Versión completa
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Neil deGrasse Tyson's number-one New York Times best-selling guide to the cosmos, adapted for young listeners. From the basics of physics to big questions about the nature of space and time, celebrated astrophysicist and science communicator Neil deGrasse Tyson breaks down the mysteries of the cosmos into bite-sized pieces.
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Fantastic and educational
- De Katie and Nik en 04-16-19
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American Princess
- The Love Story of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
- De: Leslie Carroll
- Narrado por: Andi Arndt
- Duración: 7 h y 25 m
- Versión completa
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General
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Narración:
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Historia
In American Princess, Leslie Carroll provides context to Harry and Meghan’s romance by leading listeners through centuries of Britain’s rule-breaking royal marriages, as well as the love matches that were never permitted to make it to the altar; followed by a never-before-seen glimpse into the little-known life of the woman bringing the Royal Family into the 21st century; and her dazzling, thoroughly modern romance with Prince Harry.
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Delightful!
- De K. Shaw en 05-05-18
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Creatocracy
- How the Constitution Invented Hollywood
- De: Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Narrado por: Therese Plummer
- Duración: 2 h y 45 m
- Versión completa
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Narración:
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Historia
Creatocracy takes everything you thought you knew about pilgrims and their plainly puritanical sensibilities, flips it on its head, throws glitter on it, sets it to a flashy pop score, then throws it a big coming out party. In a movie version of this American origin story, Baz Luhrmann would be calling all the shots. Elizabeth Wurtzel has masterfully written a crash course in American history and the arts, wise and witty, full of humor and insight. This is pop patriotism in book form.
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Breasts: The Owner's Manual
- Every Woman's Guide to Reducing Cancer Risk, Making Treatment Choices, and Optimizing Outcomes
- De: Kristi Funk
- Narrado por: Jaimee Paul, Sarah Wendel
- Duración: 12 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
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General
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Narración:
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Historia
Most women don't want to hear about breast cancer unless they have it and need to make some decisions, but these days news about breast cancer - the number one killer of women ages 20 to 59 - is everywhere. Hope for a cure abounds. Celebrities have come forward to share their experiences and raise awareness. Chances are you know someone who has had it. But did you know that you make choices every day that bring you closer to breast cancer - or move you farther away? That in the majority of cases, cancer isn't up to fate, and there are ways to reduce your risk factors? That many of the things you've heard regarding the causes of breast cancer are flat-out false?
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Good for the average woman, not necessarily for those with breast cancer or a genetic predisposition
- De kate’s opinions en 03-25-19
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Breasts Unbound
- De: Florence Williams
- Duración: 3 h y 20 m
- Grabación Original
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General
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Narración:
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Historia
Join the award-winning series Breasts Unbound for a revealing journey into everyone’s favorite organ. Host Florence Williams travels from Houston to Hollywood to the boob-shaped hills of Northern England to share the big and small story of breasts - why we have them, how we view them, and why they sometimes do weird things. Turns out, breasts have a lot to teach us.
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Informative
- De ani960 en 08-21-19
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Challenge Accepted!
- 253 Steps to Becoming an Anti-It Girl
- De: Celeste Barber
- Narrado por: Celeste Barber
- Duración: 6 h y 24 m
- Versión completa
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General
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Part memoir, part comedy routine, part advice manual, Challenge Accepted! is Celeste at her best, revealing her secrets to love, friendship, family, and marriage (oh hai, #hothusband), and how to deal with life’s many challenges - why she checks the bath for sharks, how Nutella quite literally shaped who she is as a woman, and why being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s real, like totally, really real.
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Prepare to crack up in the grocery store
- De Chicago_Mama en 05-30-19
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Astrophysics for Young People in a Hurry
- De: Gregory Mone, Gabrielle de Cuir, Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Narrado por: LeVar Burton
- Duración: 3 h y 32 m
- Versión completa
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General
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Narración:
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Neil deGrasse Tyson's number-one New York Times best-selling guide to the cosmos, adapted for young listeners. From the basics of physics to big questions about the nature of space and time, celebrated astrophysicist and science communicator Neil deGrasse Tyson breaks down the mysteries of the cosmos into bite-sized pieces.
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Fantastic and educational
- De Katie and Nik en 04-16-19
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Heads Will Roll
- De: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrado por: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, y otros
- Duración: 4 h y 6 m
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- De Anon893 en 05-03-19
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War Is a Racket
- De: Major General Smedley D. Butler USMC Retired
- Narrado por: Jack Eddelman
- Duración: 1 h
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A report on how the greed of a privileged few, subsidized by public funding, creates substantial profits for themselves from mass human suffering.This was a speech given by General Butler during a nationwide tour in the early 1930's, but it applies even more today! Listen as he frankly discusses, from his experience as a career military officer, how business interests commercially benefit from warfare. He then suggests several practical solutions for reducing the pillage.
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We all need to hear it
- De L. C. Pinkerton en 02-28-15
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The Science of Sci-Fi
- From Warp Speed to Interstellar Travel
- De: Erin Macdonald, The Great Courses
- Narrado por: Erin Macdonald
- Duración: 3 h y 59 m
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Science fiction allows us to go places we can only dream of seeing - other worlds, distant stars, entirely different galaxies. While not every story is concerned with the hard science behind space travel and other futuristic ventures, fiction can give us amazing insight into what we could be capable of and what we dream of doing. In these 10 lectures, Professor Erin Macdonald interweaves real science and the achievements of the imagination to reveal the truth that underlies our favorite stories and sheds light on what the future may hold.
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surfing the surface
- De scarlet en 01-13-20
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Pile of Bones
- De: Michael J. Sullivan
- Narrado por: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Duración: 1 h y 45 m
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When a storm reveals a mysterious cave behind a waterfall, the young mystic’s apprentice and her wolf investigate. Inside, she discovers a secret place containing a pile of human bones and the young girl makes what could be a fatal mistake. In this Legends of the First Empire prequel, we witness the events that helped shape the woman who would one day become Suri the Mystic, the first Rhune Artist, and a hero to a generation
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Good preview, unsatisfying story
- De Samuel Hudnet en 01-11-20
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Around Harvard Square
- De: C.J. Farley
- Narrado por: Kevin Free
- Duración: 8 h y 52 m
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Tosh Livingston, superstar student-athlete from small-town USA, thinks he's made it big as a rising freshman at Harvard University. Not so fast! Once on campus, he's ensnared in a frenzied competition to win a spot on Harvard's legendary humor magazine, the Harpoon. Tosh soon finds that joining the Harpoon is a weird and surprisingly dangerous pursuit. He faces off against a secret society of super-rich kids, gets schooled by a philosophy professor who loves flunking everyone, and teams up with a genius student-cartoonist with an agenda of her own.
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Life at Harvard
- De Carolyn en 03-22-20
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This Time Together
- Laughter and Reflection
- De: Carol Burnett
- Narrado por: Carol Burnett
- Duración: 5 h y 40 m
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This touching and hilarious memoir is 100 percent Carol Burnett—funny, irreverent, and irresistible.Carol Burnett is one of the most beloved and revered actresses and performers in America. The Carol Burnett Show was seen each week by millions of adoring fans and won twenty-five Emmys in its remarkable eleven-year run.
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Do not listen while driving
- De Robin en 08-12-10