
Growing up,
my family never really went on any big vacations. Aside from the occasional trip down to Florida to visit my grandparents or that one cruise where I spent the entire trip loading up on the buffet and eating ice cream till my teeth hurt, I’ve never really been on a proper relaxing vacation. But now that I’m a big shot with a job (shoutout to Audible), I decided I’m going to Portugal for two weeks. What am I gonna do there? I don’t really know, but hopefully whatever I end up doing will involve a lot of food and drink and sun.So the next time you’ll be hearing from me, you’ll be reading the writing of a much more cultured, experienced, chilled-out, clearer-headed Aaron who’s had time to think profound thoughts and may know a word or two in Portuguese. And if that’s not the case, I can at least guarantee I’ll be a few shades tanner… and probably a few pounds heavier.
- Aaron, Audible editor
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Me Talk Pretty One Day
- De: David Sedaris
- Narrado por: David Sedaris
- Duración: 5 h y 51 m
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David Sedaris' collection of essays - including live recordings! - tells a most unconventional life story. With every clever turn of a phrase, Sedaris brings a view and a voice like no other to every unforgettable encounter. You can also listen to Sedaris in an interview with Terry Gross on Fresh Air.
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Subtly Funny Musings on Life Experiences
- De FanB14 en 09-03-12
Speaking of travel…
I don’t know if there’s anyone with a cooler career than David Sedaris. He’s the best humorist around and holds clout in both the comedy and the literary world. He outdoes himself with every new title and somehow manages to find the humor in both the monotony and the sadness that comes with being a person. Me Talk Pretty One Day, arguably his most famous work, which details his life abroad as an American in France, will be the first thing I hit play on as the wheels of my plane go up.
Prepare For Takeoff
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More Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- De: Kirsten Kearse, Gretchen Enders, Aparna Nancherla, y otros
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman, Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, y otros
- Duración: 3 h y 25 m
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Make sure the kids aren’t around! Just because you’re a grown-up doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the art of the children’s bedtime story. Nick Offerman presents this collection of 12 short stories written in the style of a classic kids' tale, but with a decidedly dark and adult approach. What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. And much more!
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Probably not for everyone
- De Katie en 05-03-19
It's back!
When I started working here, Bedtime Stories for Cynics was one of the first things I added to my library. I’ll watch/listen to/read just about anything involving Nick Offerman, so it was kind of a no-brainer then and still is. Not to mention the bananas lineup of guest stars they’ve got this time around, with everyone from Rachel Dratch to Patrick Stewart. If you haven’t already, download this title before June 6 for free while it’s still a part of the Audible Originals Monthly Member Benefit!
What Are You Waiting For?
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Girl Logic
- The Genius and the Absurdity
- De: Iliza Shlesinger
- Narrado por: Mayim Bialik, Iliza Shlesinger
- Duración: 5 h y 31 m
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From breakout stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger comes a subversively funny collection of essays and observations on a confident woman's approach to friendship, singlehood, and relationships. "Girl Logic" is Iliza's term for the way women obsess over details and situations that men don't necessarily even notice. She describes it as a characteristically female way of thinking that appears to be contradictory and circuitous but is actually a complicated and highly evolved way of looking at the world.
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A delight
- De Haha917 en 03-28-18
Funny for anyone
Like everybody else, I spend an inordinate amount of time scrolling through my streaming services looking for something to watch before ultimately choosing to watch an episode of a show that I’ve already seen fifteen times. But every once in a while, I’ll take a shot on something new, and that’s how I found out I love Iliza Shlesinger. After watching her first standup special, I watched them all one after another. I even had the chance to see her live last month at a charity event at MSG. I know I’m not the target demographic for a title like this, but I can’t say I walked away without learning a thing or two. If you know her standup, you’re going to dig this.
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