Growing up,
my family never really went on any big vacations. Aside from the occasional trip down to Florida to visit my grandparents or that one cruise where I spent the entire trip loading up on the buffet and eating ice cream till my teeth hurt, I’ve never really been on a proper relaxing vacation. But now that I’m a big shot with a job (shoutout to Audible), I decided I’m going to Portugal for two weeks. What am I gonna do there? I don’t really know, but hopefully whatever I end up doing will involve a lot of food and drink and sun.So the next time you’ll be hearing from me, you’ll be reading the writing of a much more cultured, experienced, chilled-out, clearer-headed Aaron who’s had time to think profound thoughts and may know a word or two in Portuguese. And if that’s not the case, I can at least guarantee I’ll be a few shades tanner… and probably a few pounds heavier.
- Aaron, Audible editor
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Me Talk Pretty One Day
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Subtly Funny Musings on Life Experiences
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Speaking of travel…
I don’t know if there’s anyone with a cooler career than David Sedaris. He’s the best humorist around and holds clout in both the comedy and the literary world. He outdoes himself with every new title and somehow manages to find the humor in both the monotony and the sadness that comes with being a person. Me Talk Pretty One Day, arguably his most famous work, which details his life abroad as an American in France, will be the first thing I hit play on as the wheels of my plane go up.
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More Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- By: Kirsten Kearse, Gretchen Enders, Aparna Nancherla, and others
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, and others
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5 out of 5 stars
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Probably not for everyone
- By Katie on 05-03-19
It's back!
When I started working here, Bedtime Stories for Cynics was one of the first things I added to my library. I’ll watch/listen to/read just about anything involving Nick Offerman, so it was kind of a no-brainer then and still is. Not to mention the bananas lineup of guest stars they’ve got this time around, with everyone from Rachel Dratch to Patrick Stewart. If you haven’t already, download this title before June 6 for free while it’s still a part of the Audible Originals Monthly Member Benefit!
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Girl Logic
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- By: Iliza Shlesinger
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From breakout stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger comes a subversively funny collection of essays and observations on a confident woman's approach to friendship, singlehood, and relationships. "Girl Logic" is Iliza's term for the way women obsess over details and situations that men don't necessarily even notice. She describes it as a characteristically female way of thinking that appears to be contradictory and circuitous but is actually a complicated and highly evolved way of looking at the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A delight
- By Haha917 on 03-28-18
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Like everybody else, I spend an inordinate amount of time scrolling through my streaming services looking for something to watch before ultimately choosing to watch an episode of a show that I’ve already seen fifteen times. But every once in a while, I’ll take a shot on something new, and that’s how I found out I love Iliza Shlesinger. After watching her first standup special, I watched them all one after another. I even had the chance to see her live last month at a charity event at MSG. I know I’m not the target demographic for a title like this, but I can’t say I walked away without learning a thing or two. If you know her standup, you’re going to dig this.
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