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Bestsellers
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Lessons in Chemistry
- A Novel
- By: Bonnie Garmus
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison, Bonnie Garmus, Pandora Sykes
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Chemist Elizabeth Zott is not your average woman. In fact, Elizabeth Zott would be the first to point out that there is no such thing as an average woman. But it’s the early 1960s and her all-male team at Hastings Research Institute takes a very unscientific view of equality. Except for one....
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Making my 3 adult daughters read this
- By Teresa H. on 04-07-22
By: Bonnie Garmus
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect....
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive.,,,
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
By: Percival Everett
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Last Summer at the Golden Hotel
- By: Elyssa Friedland
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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A family reunion for the ages when two clans convene for the summer at their beloved getaway in the Catskills - perfect for fans of Dirty Dancing and The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - from the acclaimed author of The Floating Feldmans....
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Very frustrating and confusing
- By kendallalycia on 05-26-21
By: Elyssa Friedland
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face....
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Lessons in Chemistry
- A Novel
- By: Bonnie Garmus
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison, Bonnie Garmus, Pandora Sykes
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Chemist Elizabeth Zott is not your average woman. In fact, Elizabeth Zott would be the first to point out that there is no such thing as an average woman. But it’s the early 1960s and her all-male team at Hastings Research Institute takes a very unscientific view of equality. Except for one....
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Making my 3 adult daughters read this
- By Teresa H. on 04-07-22
By: Bonnie Garmus
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect....
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive.,,,
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
By: Percival Everett
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Last Summer at the Golden Hotel
- By: Elyssa Friedland
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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A family reunion for the ages when two clans convene for the summer at their beloved getaway in the Catskills - perfect for fans of Dirty Dancing and The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - from the acclaimed author of The Floating Feldmans....
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Very frustrating and confusing
- By kendallalycia on 05-26-21
By: Elyssa Friedland
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face....
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the book she claims she wrote, and she is most certainly not Asian American....
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Squeeze Me
- A Novel
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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At the height of Palm Beach’s charity ball season, Kiki Pew Fitzsimmons, a prominent member of geriatric high society, suddenly vanishes during a swank gala....
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Political Bile Instead of Wit
- By Marian on 08-25-20
By: Carl Hiaasen
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Smart Women
- By: Judy Blume
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh, Judy Blume
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Two 30-somethings try to find their way through the complications of post-marriage love in this beloved novel from number one New York Times best-selling author Judy Blume....
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Love Judy Blume
- By DFW on 09-09-23
By: Judy Blume
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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No
- By SB on 01-17-23
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Good Material
- A Novel
- By: Dolly Alderton
- Narrated by: Arthur Darvill, Vanessa Kirby
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Andy loves Jen. Jen loved Andy. And he can't work out why she stopped. Now he is. . . Without a home Waiting for his stand-up career to take off Wondering why everyone else around him seems to have grown up while he wasn't looking....
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Tedious
- By Anonymous User on 02-15-24
By: Dolly Alderton
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Erasure
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Percival Everett's blistering satire about race and publishing, now as the Oscar-nominated film, American Fiction, directed by Cord Jefferson and starring Jeffrey Wright and Tracee Ellis Ross....
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Amazing Narrator, Awesome Story
- By Books on 12-27-23
By: Percival Everett
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The Burnout
- A Novel
- By: Sophie Kinsella
- Narrated by: Bessie Carter
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Sparks fly in this delightful novel about two burned out professionals who meet at a ramshackle resort on the British seaside....
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Classic Kinsella story
- By Mike b. on 10-21-23
By: Sophie Kinsella
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One Day
- By: David Nicholls
- Narrated by: Anna Bentinck
- Length: 16 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s 1988 and Dexter Mayhew and Emma Morley have only just met. But after only one day together, they cannot stop thinking about one another....
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Loved it but not everyone's cup of tea
- By Pamela J on 09-02-10
By: David Nicholls
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Wellness
- A Novel (Oprah's Book Club)
- By: Nathan Hill
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jack and Elizabeth meet as college students in the gritty '90s Chicago art scene, the two quickly join forces and hold on tight, each eager to claim a place in the thriving underground scene with an appreciative kindred spirit....
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you have to believe it'll work
- By Alex halladay on 09-22-23
By: Nathan Hill
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Awesome!
- By Anonymous User on 02-05-24
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Dirty Thirty
- Stephanie Plum, Book 30
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Narrated by: Lorelei King, Janet Evanovich
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Stephanie Plum, Trenton’s hardest working, most underappreciated bounty hunter, is offered a freelance assignment that seems simple enough....
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Like a fine wine
- By anastasia on 11-01-23
By: Janet Evanovich
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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The Bright Side of Disaster
- A Novel
- By: Katherine Center
- Narrated by: Thérèse Plummer
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Very pregnant and not quite married, Jenny Harris doesn’t mind that she and her live-in fiancé, Dean, accidentally started their family a little earlier than planned....
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Fantastic!
- By kathy on 07-10-20
By: Katherine Center
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Dragonfired
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Gorm Ingerson knows the king is a fink. With the land’s insidious ruler hell-bent on his destruction, the axe-wielding Dwarf berserker is desperate to beat him to the punch.
By: J. Zachary Pike
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Anxious People
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Looking at real estate isn’t usually a life-or-death situation, but an apartment open house becomes just that when a failed bank robber bursts in and takes a group of strangers hostage....
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Read. This. Now.
- By DIY Sammy on 09-09-20
By: Fredrik Backman
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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
- Reese's Book Club (A Novel)
- By: Gail Honeyman
- Narrated by: Cathleen McCarron
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Eleanor Oliphant: She struggles with appropriate social skills and tends to say exactly what she's thinking....
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Please be warned
- By N. Thompson on 06-20-17
By: Gail Honeyman
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Now or Never
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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Stephanie Plum, New Jersey’s hardest working, most under-appreciated bounty hunter, returns with a bang in her latest adventure. While Stephanie’s personal life is hanging by a thread, a killer case lands on her doorstep that changes everything.
By: Janet Evanovich
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Heartburn
- By: Nora Ephron
- Narrated by: Meryl Streep
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Is it possible to write a sidesplitting novel about the breakup of the perfect marriage? If the writer is Nora Ephron, the answer is a resounding yes....
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Be the Heroine , Not the Victim
- By Cynthia on 07-12-13
By: Nora Ephron
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Finlay Donovan Is Killing It
- A Novel
- By: Elle Cosimano
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Finlay Donovan is killing it...except, she’s really not. The new book she promised her literary agent isn’t written, her ex-husband fired the nanny without telling her, and this morning she had to send her four-year-old to school with hair duct-taped to her head....
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So fun!
- By M on 03-15-21
By: Elle Cosimano
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The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
- A Welcome to Night Vale Novel
- By: Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor
- Narrated by: Mara Wilson
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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In the town of Night Vale, there’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives in everyone’s home, but no one knows how she got there or where she came from...until now....
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God if I could give zero stars on the story...
- By Evan Anthony Oliver on 07-27-20
By: Joseph Fink, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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Meddling Kids
- A Novel
- By: Edgar Cantero
- Narrated by: Kyla Garcia
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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With raucous humor and brilliantly orchestrated mayhem, Meddling Kids subverts teen detective archetypes....
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should have been a YA novel
- By Bearded Barista on 08-20-17
By: Edgar Cantero
Featured listener reviews
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Let's Catch Up Soon
- How I Won Friends and Influenced People Against My Will
- By: Sarah Cooper
- Narrated by: Sarah Cooper, Filip Jeremic
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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Do you dread small talk? Can’t seem to remember names? Does being told to smile more make you seethe? Yet do you long for deeper and more meaningful friendships? Sarah Cooper’s Let’s Catch Up Soon: How I Won Friends and Influenced People Against My Will shares how to survive our newest life challenge: connecting with people face-to-face again.
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Sarah Speaks To My Hidden Thoughts
- By Erika L. Ganier on 07-09-22
Sarah Speaks To My Hidden Thoughts
"Who will take care of me when I grow old? I don’t have kids. My friends have partners and children and are very, very busy. It’s takes a lot of my efforts and Energy to check in, in order to keep connections and nurture our friendships/family-ships. I used to be a chronic people-pleaser, until I worked with a life coach and therapist to turn this conditioning around. With humor, heart, and genuineness, she speaks to these, and other, humxn womxn, conditions. Thank you, Sarah Cooper."
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Space: 1969
- By: Bill Oakley
- Narrated by: Natasha Lyonne, full cast
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Original Recording
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Nancy Kranich (played by Emmy-nominated actress Natasha Lyonne of Russian Doll and Orange Is the New Black) is a night nurse on an orbiting space station. But Nancy hates her job, is sick of space, and longs to find adventure and a safe place to smoke cigarettes that won’t blow everyone up. But when Nancy gets caught up in an outer-space conspiracy involving President Kennedy, former vice-president Richard Nixon, and an intergalactic object that could change the course of history, she gets way more adventure than she bargained for.
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Simply the Best Full-Cast Audio Book Ever!
- By Veritas on 07-09-22
WOW ! Hilarious, Retro, Clever
"5/5 - cannot recommend this enough. I have never listened to anything with such high production value. Was cleverly written, went by so fast. MUST LISTEN, Cannot wait for Bill Oakley's next audible original."
New releases
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Dragonfired
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Gorm Ingerson knows the king is a fink. With the land’s insidious ruler hell-bent on his destruction, the axe-wielding Dwarf berserker is desperate to beat him to the punch. But when he discovers the rotten regent’s claim of a town razed by the world’s richest dragon is false, the gruff adventurer fears there’s more than a personal grudge at stake.
By: J. Zachary Pike
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan. Meanwhile, Huck Finn has faked his own death to escape his violent father, recently returned to town. As all readers of American literature know, thus begins the dangerous and transcendent journey by raft down the Mississippi River toward the elusive and too-often-unreliable promise of the Free States and beyond.
By: Percival Everett
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Terrifying Realm of the Possible
- Nearly True Stories
- By: Brett Gelman
- Narrated by: Brett Gelman
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Enter the wonderfully weird, always uncomfortable, side-splittingly funny world of The Terrifying Realm of the Possible, where your worst fears of who you are or might become are always just around the corner. In these masterful short stories from the singular mind of the actor and comedian Brett Gelman, you’ll meet five individuals, each navigating a uniquely strange stage of life.
By: Brett Gelman
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The Best Way to Bury Your Husband
- A Novel
- By: Alexia Casale
- Narrated by: Ambreen Razia, Ayesha Antoine, Bea Holland, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sally kills her husband with a cast-iron skillet, she’s more fearful of losing her kids than of disposing of a fresh corpse. That just wouldn’t be fair—not after twenty years of marriage to a truly terrible man. But Sally isn’t the only woman in town reaching the brink. Soon, Sally finds herself leading an extremely unusual self-help group, and among them there are four bodies to hide. Can they all figure out the perfect way to bury their husbands . . . and get away with it?
By: Alexia Casale
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The Man From D.A.V.E. (The Apocalypse Manuscript)
- By: David Alexander
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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A daring secret agent of the worldwide D.A.V.E. spy organization is sent on a perilous mission to save humanity from a weapon as futuristic as a space-based high-energy laser and as ancient as the burning ray of ancient weapon master Archimedes of Syracuse. The action begins in Germany, races across Europe from France to Switzerland, Austria and Italy, then booms across Eastern Europe and roars across the Balkans into Greece, from where it hurtles eastward to the Black Sea port of Odessa, and then rockets into orbit. Plus, this thriller even has its own sound track. So don't wait until the ...
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Agrophobia
- By: Jonathan Huls
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Living on the streets of a half-empty city decimated by the Big Three, the upcoming winter and Trevor’s anger toward life force him into a happenstance living situation within a long-lost prohibition closet in the Delila’s home. The fear of being found morphs into a menu of phobias, some not yet documented by mental health disorder professionals. Nearly ten years of poor nutrition, drug abuse, and self-mutilation take its toll on Trevor’s body until it is on the verge of failure. With death (and the Delilas) knocking on his door, Trevor must decide whether he will cease to exist or ...
By: Jonathan Huls
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Dragonfired
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Gorm Ingerson knows the king is a fink. With the land’s insidious ruler hell-bent on his destruction, the axe-wielding Dwarf berserker is desperate to beat him to the punch. But when he discovers the rotten regent’s claim of a town razed by the world’s richest dragon is false, the gruff adventurer fears there’s more than a personal grudge at stake.
By: J. Zachary Pike
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan. Meanwhile, Huck Finn has faked his own death to escape his violent father, recently returned to town. As all readers of American literature know, thus begins the dangerous and transcendent journey by raft down the Mississippi River toward the elusive and too-often-unreliable promise of the Free States and beyond.
By: Percival Everett
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Terrifying Realm of the Possible
- Nearly True Stories
- By: Brett Gelman
- Narrated by: Brett Gelman
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Enter the wonderfully weird, always uncomfortable, side-splittingly funny world of The Terrifying Realm of the Possible, where your worst fears of who you are or might become are always just around the corner. In these masterful short stories from the singular mind of the actor and comedian Brett Gelman, you’ll meet five individuals, each navigating a uniquely strange stage of life.
By: Brett Gelman
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The Best Way to Bury Your Husband
- A Novel
- By: Alexia Casale
- Narrated by: Ambreen Razia, Ayesha Antoine, Bea Holland, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sally kills her husband with a cast-iron skillet, she’s more fearful of losing her kids than of disposing of a fresh corpse. That just wouldn’t be fair—not after twenty years of marriage to a truly terrible man. But Sally isn’t the only woman in town reaching the brink. Soon, Sally finds herself leading an extremely unusual self-help group, and among them there are four bodies to hide. Can they all figure out the perfect way to bury their husbands . . . and get away with it?
By: Alexia Casale
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The Man From D.A.V.E. (The Apocalypse Manuscript)
- By: David Alexander
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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A daring secret agent of the worldwide D.A.V.E. spy organization is sent on a perilous mission to save humanity from a weapon as futuristic as a space-based high-energy laser and as ancient as the burning ray of ancient weapon master Archimedes of Syracuse. The action begins in Germany, races across Europe from France to Switzerland, Austria and Italy, then booms across Eastern Europe and roars across the Balkans into Greece, from where it hurtles eastward to the Black Sea port of Odessa, and then rockets into orbit. Plus, this thriller even has its own sound track. So don't wait until the ...
By: David Alexander
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Agrophobia
- By: Jonathan Huls
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Living on the streets of a half-empty city decimated by the Big Three, the upcoming winter and Trevor’s anger toward life force him into a happenstance living situation within a long-lost prohibition closet in the Delila’s home. The fear of being found morphs into a menu of phobias, some not yet documented by mental health disorder professionals. Nearly ten years of poor nutrition, drug abuse, and self-mutilation take its toll on Trevor’s body until it is on the verge of failure. With death (and the Delilas) knocking on his door, Trevor must decide whether he will cease to exist or ...
By: Jonathan Huls
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Fury
- A Cinderella Story
- By: David Allen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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When Cindy Tremaine showed up to the office work meeting Monday morning, no one was surprised given her legendary work ethic. Except for Cooper Washington, who killed her three nights earlier. Cindy Tremaine is the best employee Cleaning California has, and helped turn is from an idea to a regional powerhouse. She and her best friends, the stepsisters Anna and Jay Hildebrand, are elated when they find out they are going to be merging with Royal Crown industries, a global leader in technology and architecture, founded by Gable Washington. At a ball to celebrate the merger, she meets Cooper ...
By: David Allen
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WHERE WISHES COME TRUE
- By: Patrice Wilton
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
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New York Times best selling author, Patrice Wilton invites you to The Candy Bar, book two in the Romantic Comedy series. Sit back with your favorite cocktail and be prepared for a good time! Excerpt: I knew I had to leave before anyone saw me, so I walked past the girls and back into the bar. In the corner I saw Lydia at the piano with her boyfriend, Jed. He was sitting next to her, gazing romantically at each other, and didn’t notice me. Candy poured flutes of champagne, and Fran walked around with a silver platter filled with the delicious mini crab cakes she’d made. Brett sat at the ...
By: Patrice Wilton
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Doorman Wanted
- By: Glenn R. Miller
- Narrated by: Glenn R. Miller
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
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Henry Franken has a problem with money-he has too much of it. When his unprincipled father dies, thirty-three-year-old Henry inherits a massive estate, including an Upper East Side residential building. He must confront the reality of his new financial status, directly conflicting with his well-honed identity as a "progressive liberal."
By: Glenn R. Miller
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Let Them Whimper: A Fully Justified (in No Way Personal) Argument for the Abandonment of Humankind
- A Novel
- By: K. Enterante
- Narrated by: Jake Stapleton
- Length: 13 hrs and 30 mins
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Certainly not the twins at the heart of the matter of all things Apocalypse, Calvin and Trent, who soon must decide what—or rather whom—they’re willing to sacrifice in order to delay your world’s dying gasps. Definitely not the high school principal, Gary Mustafa, whose hyperfixation on balloons will leave your mind only loosely tethered to your head. Then there’s Love and Yew, the former government hacker and ex-reality TV star, the latter a psychedelic therapist who thinks she’s better than you. The less said about these two women, the better.
By: K. Enterante
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One More Song
- Sweet Peach Series, Book 2
- By: Annah Conwell
- Narrated by: Amanda Friday, Andy Harrington
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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My best friend’s brother broke my heart five years ago. He left me behind after our summer together to chase his dreams in Nashville. Now he’s back, all rich and famous, and my best friend wants us to write a song together for her wedding. The last thing I want to do is write a love song with the man who broke my heart, but I love my best friend too much to tell her no. He starts trying to win me back again with grand gestures and flirty lines, but I can’t give in. My mother chased my biological father down for years, and all it led to was heartbreak. I won’t repeat her mistakes.
By: Annah Conwell
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A Little Light Chaos
- a Danny Mac novel
- By: Nicholas Blue
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 23 hrs and 8 mins
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Danny McGraw is sarcastic, snarky, a little OCD, and has an eye for the ladies. He is also one of the best storm chasers in the world, he and his team often getting far closer to dangerous tornadoes than anyone else will dare. After saving the life of a woman and her child, video of the rescue goes viral, making Danny and his chase partner Hank instant celebrities. The next tornado season, the team agrees to let a BBC crew tag along, broadcasting to the world as they chase storms. They've barely gotten to tornado alley, when two Homeland Security agents intercede, and tell them that their ...
By: Nicholas Blue
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Beer Run 2: The Great Reckoning
- By: John Willems
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 37 mins
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Bill Stiltson arrives back at his bar after his last adventure, ready to make beer and live a normal life on the moon in the year 2538. Alas, he returns to find his lawn furniture on fire, the work of Jethro Duff, leader of the Moon Nationalist movement called the Lunatics. Bill soon learns that Jethro was following an online conspiracy theory accusing Bill of ruining the moon's economy, destroying lunar culture, and even eating people. Bill sends his intern Jimmy to investigate this conspiracy theory and bring back evidence for a lawsuit, but when Jimmy becomes apprentice to the ringleader...
By: John Willems
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The Amazing Adventures of Heroic Man's Brother
- By: Chris von Halle
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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It’s a bird…It’s a plane…It’s a truly sublime, incredibly heroic, inconceivably sexy, out-of-this-world superhumanly muscular ass!Norm “Run-of-the-Mill” Stevens has always lived in the shadow of his older brother, Tom, publicly known as Heroic Man, The Intrepid Heroic Man, The Gallant Heroic Man, among other names. The crime-fighting superhero possesses the full spectrum of superhuman powers—super strength, speed, flight, and, of course, that truly sublime, superhumanly muscular ass of his, which has become an icon of an adoring city.Meanwhile, Norm’s genius goes entirely ...
By: Chris von Halle
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This Is What Happened
- By: David R. Wellens
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 43 mins
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David's growing up, and wild things are happening to him. From a vending machine that won't stop dispensing root beers to wacky neighbors on pogo sticks, this story of growing up is a bittersweet one, if only things wouldn't end like they did.
By: David R. Wellens
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The Pigeon And The Squirrel
- Part 1: Attack of the Dogs
- By: Theodore Matthiessen, Nicollette Ramirez
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 mins
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In a city that loves dogs, and in the neighborhood we live in, there are many Dogs, Squirrels and other wildlife like crows, bluejays, finches and Pigeons! This is a story of the adventures of two beloved residents of our community, the Pigeon and the Squirrel, who after a challenging start, find Peace and perhaps Friendship, with the neighborhood Dogs.
By: Theodore Matthiessen, and others
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Fatal Philandering
- Trailer Park Travails, Book 9
- By: Mary Lu Scholl
- Narrated by: Gretchen LaBuhn
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
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When newcomers arrive in the park and bring the fame and excitement of southern California with them, residents see themselves in movies, on stage, or hanging on the arm of the handsome man. Unfortunately, life doesn't always work out the way we expect. The charming actor is killed, victim of a violent rage. Was it a rival for the affections of the ladies in the park?
By: Mary Lu Scholl
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Dancing Before the Glass
- By: Blaise Sparrow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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A novel about growing up in the 50s and 60s. The story of how a child prodigy became an adult washout.
By: Blaise Sparrow