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It’s Greg’s birthday—and you’re invited to the chaos. In Partypooper, the 20th book in Jeff Kinney’s global smash-hit Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, Greg Heffley is planning the ultimate party—for himself. But when the guest list grows, the decorations flop, and the surprises...

Read the New York Times bestselling book that inspired the hit movies! Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, the quiet and thoughtful son of the Chief of the Hairy Hooligans, tries to pass the important initiation test of his Viking clan by catching and training a dragon. Can Hiccup do it without being...

The classic story from Roald Dahl, about an exceptional young girl with extraordinary powers. Adapted into a Tony Award-winning Broadway musical and a Netflix film! Matilda is a sweet, exceptional young girl, but her parents think she's just a nuisance. She expects school to be different but...

Join Ramona Quimby, one of Newbery Medal winner Beverly Cleary’s most beloved characters, on all her wacky adventures in this audio collection! Meet Ramona. She lives on Klickitat Street with her mother, father, and big sister, Beezus. She’s not afraid of anything and is always up to...

A Boston Globe-Horn Book Honor Book and ALA Notable and Best of the Year in Young Adult Fiction, Howl's Moving Castle is by acclaimed fantasy writer Diane Wynne Jones and was transformed into an Academy Award nominated animated motion picture by Hayao Miyazaki. On a rare venture out from her...

The iconic #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series that "makes reading fun" (Dav Pikey, author of Dog Man), with over 80 million copies sold—available in this collection featuring the first eight books in the series. Perfect for all Junie B. fans! Laugh yourself silly with Junie B...

NEWBERY MEDAL WINNER Ellen Raskin's unforgettable, timeless classic continues to be cherished by young readers of each new generation. "Great fun for those who enjoy illusion, word play, or sleight of hand." —The New York Times Book Review A highly inventive mystery begins when sixteen...

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate...

Hailed as "a classic. . . . humorous, full of warmth and real invention" (The New Yorker), this beloved story--first published more than fifty ago--introduces readers to Milo and his adventures in the Lands Beyond. For Milo, everything's a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room...

“Roald Dahl sometimes shared a tonal kinship with Ogden Nash, and he could demonstrate a verbal inventiveness nearly Seussian…[His] stories work better in audio than in print.” –The New York Times Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory is opening at last! But only five lucky children...

COMING IN 2026—A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING BILL HADER AS THE CAT IN THE HAT Features eleven complete Dr. Seuss stories: The Cat in the Hat read by Kelsey Grammer Horton Hears a Who read by Dustin Hoffman How the Grinch Stole Christmas read by Walter Matthau Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky...

This fourth hilarious installment finds Greg Heffley approaching summer vacation with a clear plan: Stay inside and play as many video games as possible....

From the World's No. 1 Storyteller, James and the Giant Peach is a children's classic that has captured young reader's imaginations for generations. One of TIME MAGAZINE’s 100 Best Fantasy Books of All Time After James Henry Trotter's parents are tragically eaten by a rhinoceros, he goes to...

This audiobook chronicles Greg Heffley's creative efforts to dodge middle school hazards, dazzle the girls, avoid talent shows, and - above all - guard his embarrassing secret....

The modern mammal metropolis of Zootopia is a city like no other. Comprised of habitat neighborhoods like ritzy Sahara Square and frigid Tundratown, it's a melting pot....

Bestselling and Newbery Medal-winning author Louis Sachar knows how to make readers laugh. And there are laughs galore in perennial favorite Sideways Stories from Wayside School, the first book in the series! Accidentally built sideways and standing thirty stories high (the builder said he was...

Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it’s cracked up to be? Greg suddenly finds himself dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting older—all without his best...

Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books....

Greg Heffley and his family hit the road in author-illustrator Jeff Kinney's latest installment of the phenomenal best-selling Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. A family road trip is supposed to be a lot of fun… unless, of course, you’re the Heffleys. The journey starts off full of promise, then...

In the latest installment of the phenomenally best-selling Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, author-illustrator Jeff Kinney brings the series back to its roots, as Greg starts a new school year and faces a challenge he never could've imagined...

Greg Heffley and sports just don’t mix. After a disastrous field day competition at school, Greg decides that when it comes to his athletic career, he’s officially retired. But after his mom urges him to give sports one more chance, he reluctantly agrees to sign up for basketball. Tryouts...

To escape the stress of the holidays, the Heffleys decide to get out of town and go to a resort instead of celebrating Christmas at home. But what's billed as a stress-free vacation becomes a holiday nightmare. Author bio: Jeff Kinney is a number one New York Times best-selling author and...

In The Deep End, book 15 of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series from number-one international best-selling author Jeff Kinney, Greg Heffley and his family hit the road for a cross-country camping trip, ready for the adventure of a lifetime. But things take an unexpected turn, and they find...

In Hot Mess, book 19 of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series from #1 international bestselling author Jeff Kinney, Greg Heffley is in for a particularly awkward summer with his whole family. The pressure is building for Greg Heffley, who discovers that when you mix heaps of family, a tiny beach house...

This collection retells the classic story of the original Toy Story and shows just what happens when a new toy comes to town....

Patrick Begorra was the last of the Little People in all of Movieland. One morning, Big People came stomping through his orange grove. It was Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto! They had come to build Disneyland, much to Patrick’s dismay. Listen along to this fun audio story as Mickey and Patrick Begorra strike a silly deal.

Mickey is put in charge of his vacationing neighbors' cat, Bella. His best friend Amanda comes along to help out. All they have to do is make sure Bella has enough to eat and doesn't destroy the furniture. Seems simple enough. But Bella escapes and causes all kinds of trouble. Catsitting was a big mistake!

A wonderful collection of thirteen stories starring Moana, Maui, Simea, and all their friends from Disney’s Moana and Moana 2! Explore Tamatoa’s lair with Moana, learn why Heihei is the Kakamora’s favorite chicken, take sailing lessons with Simea, and more in this exciting storybook...

When 11-year-old Steven Sweeney is tricked into drinking a strange mixture of chemicals by his classmates, things begin to get strange. Either his toothbrush is growing, or he is shrinking! Steven has to navigate his way through gigantic dust bunnies, enormous birds, and other once seemingly harmless, everyday items to get to his best friend's house for help. Will he be able to make it through the day and return to his original size?

George, aka "Suds," is about to start the fifth grade, where he, his best friend Joey, and the rest of his classmates will be the top dogs of the whole school. They are ready to collect on the respect they now deserve and leave their lasting legacy at Gotwals Elementary . . . but that's easier said than done.

Written and narrated by the creators of Good Mythical Morning, the most-watched daily show on the internet, Spaghetti Head & Chicken Fingers is a hilariously relatable picture book about what happens when you are what you eat—literally. Saffy loves buttered pasta, and Lumo loves chicken...

Travel with Odysseus and her crew as they face man-munching monsters, Greek Gods with rage issues, Sirens brandishing cake batter to tempt sailors to their doom and a forbidden sausage sizzle on the Island of Helios. This is the perfect book for before bed, avoiding homework or for those times...

In the second book in the New York Times–bestselling chapter book series about the childhood of America's favorite housekeeper, Amelia Bedelia goes to the dogs and discovers why puppies rule! Includes a guide to the idioms used in the book and features black-and-white art throughout. When her...

In this second audiobook in the series, Alexander and his new friend, Rip, try to learn more about the monster-filled notebook. They follow clues left by strange worms called night crawlers. It turns out new monsters are in town—giant fish monsters called tunnel fish—and even a fish-kabob monster!

A day without laughter and learning is a day wasted! Have fun listening and telling these jokes. What's as big as a bear and weighs nothing? Listen this book to find the answer.

STRICTLY NO ELEPHANTS meets THE BAKERY DRAGON in this laugh out loud picture book about finding the perfect pet, from #1 New York Times–bestselling author Leigh Bardugo and internationally bestselling illustrator Liz Climo. Myrtle has a turtle, Sam has a lamb, and Tony has a pony. But Yvette...

Caleb is sure there are monsters, giants, and dragons lurking in his room ... but could it all be something a little squeakier? Join Caleb and his patient mom in this bedtime adventure full of strange sounds, wild imaginations, and one very noisy bed. A charming story about facing nighttime fears and finding comfort in unexpected places.

A bright, fast-paced pirate adventure for young readers. Kai has always believed the horizon is a door. When his first journey carries him from Starter Island to jungle paths, tricky thieves, rowdy monkeys, and sunburned desert ruins, he learns that becoming a pirate is not just about treasure. It is about courage, promises, and choosing the kind of captain he wants to be. Thieves, Monkeys, and Deserts: The First Pirate's Journey is a playful adventure story with island quests, boss battles, maps, ships, and a brave kid chasing a dream.

Evan never meant to fall into a glowing passage, unlock ancient secrets, or accidentally become the leader of a chaotic adventure squad… but here we are. When a mysterious map starts whispering, a mouse becomes a hero, and the cliffs begin revealing impossible truths, Evan and his friends are thrown into a magical mystery they definitely didn’t sign up for. With every clue they solve, the world around them gets stranger — glowing symbols, shifting tunnels, and a recipe that might be more powerful than it looks. Evan’s curiosity keeps pulling him deeper, even when his nerves tell him to run.

Every museum contains treasures. This one contains the impossible. Step through the doors of The Museum of Impossible Stories and discover twelve extraordinary exhibits where ordinary children encounter the unexpected. Meet an alien visitor who turns a quiet afternoon upside down. Follow a boy who receives a mysterious gift from his grandmother that can travel through space and time. Discover a secret agent hiding in plain sight as an English teacher. Uncover strange windows, magical dreams, missing teeth, treehouse mysteries, and adventures that should not be possible — but somehow are. ...

When Jack invites a group of scientists to visit, they bring their children as well. But two of the scientists have plans other than studying algae. By the time Nim discovers what they really want, and what they will do to get it, the children are in grave danger. And so is the island! Nim must choose between saving a natural treasure and saving someone's life.

🐉 A Young Dragon. A Vast Jungle. Twenty Unforgettable Adventures. What does a young dragon do when he's all alone in the Amazon rainforest? If you're Blaze, you learn to survive. You learn from your mistakes. You make unexpected friends. And you discover that some of life's greatest adventures begin when things don't go according to plan. In Blaze: Alone In The Amazon, readers join Blaze, a courageous two-year-old dragon with bright orange-red scales and a heart full of curiosity, as he navigates the challenges of life deep within the South American rainforest. From runaway banana trees ...

A quirky and very funny middle-grade fantasy title that is perfect for fans of A Girl Called Corpse and Nevermoor. When Nanny Tobbins fell off a horse and broke her neck, the grown-ups told nine-year-old Albertine she'd never see her beloved governess again. But it simply isn't true. For every...

It’s time to dance… The next clue sends us on the hunt for the final rare item. That’s right! We’re almost ready to make our rainbow portal and go home. But before we can, there’s a glitchy slime obstacle course to get through, a familiar skeleton who won’t stop spinning tunes, and a crowd of mobs who think you can’t stop the music. If you haven’t guessed… something is seriously wrong. It’s up to Amelia, Yappers and me to figure out what. Oh, and I also have to dance in public. Not cool.

The Ricky, Ray & Rusty books deliver the funniest, most faith‑filled Grand Canyon adventures your kids will ever read. Between canyon cliffs, mule mishaps, roaring rapids, and a chipmunk with suspiciously good balance, these stories blend clean humor, creation science, and heartfelt biblical truth in a way that keeps kids laughing while learning. In Book 1, Ricky, Ray & Rusty Visit the Grand Canyon, the three cousins—Ricky the fact‑lover, Ray the mischief‑maker, and Rusty the squirrel‑obsessed explorer—join Aunt Pat and Uncle Dean for a hike‑filled, fossil‑finding journey ...

Have you ever tried to explain money to a child? Not how to count it. Not how to save for a toy. But what money really IS? Where it comes from? Why prices keep going up? Why banks fail and regular people lose everything? It's hard—because most adults don't understand it either. This book changes that. Through the story of Tom, his Grandpa Henry, and their small-town furniture shop, children discover: ✓ Why paper money is like Monopoly money—created from thin air ✓ Why bank depositors are "last in line" when things go wrong ✓ Why gold and silver have been trusted for 5,000 years ...

Discover what life was really like for kids in the past in this brilliantly funny introduction to ancient Greece. Have you ever wondered what kind of games kids in ancient Greece liked to play? Famous myths and legends they would have known? Or what they learned at school? Learn the answers to these questions and more in this witty and informative guide to the ancient Greeks. Written in accessible, conversational text by award-winning author Chae Strathie, read by the author himself and Nneka Okoye.

The next installment of the hilarious new audiobook series from Scholastic! Zeb the zebra, Marg the penguin, and Barry the lemur continue to unlock new adventures with their unconventional superpowers. But when Barry comes across a cape that gives him the ability to fly, he gets a taste of being a true hero... and the price of it.

Dante N. Ferno is back and he’s trekking off to summer camp with high hopes of making a splash in this second audiobook of the outrageously funny series for kids 8 and up—perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Dante N. Ferno: Camp Catastrophe features music and special effects. Listen...

When Sarah moves to the street and sees a cat prowling up and down, she decides to find its owner and return it. She knocks on each door and discovers a wonderfully weird and a little bit dangerous array of delights within: from a haunted painting to a headmaster whose alter ego is a clown, to a jet-powered garden swing, a ghost-pet adoption agency and a wild hall of mirrors.