Geoff Sturtevant
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Geoff Sturtevant

Geoff Sturtevant won the 2018 ABR LISTENERS CHOICE AWARD for best humor entry for his audiobook production of Occupational Hazards: The Blue-Collar Omnibus. He writes about the absurd, the macabre, and general strangeness of the human experience.

In his spare time, he drives a big brown truck and delivers packages. He is unofficially the only truck driver in history to win a literary award. If there is ever another, he has pledged to fight them to the death. There can be only one. If he dies, of course, his books will become more expensive. So buy them now, while there's still time. And please, rate and review!

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Best Sellers

    • Occupational Hazards: The Blue-Collar Omnibus

    • By: Geoff Sturtevant
    • Narrated by: John McLain, Jonathan Sleep, Steven Jay Cohen, and others
    • Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 56
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 55
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 56

    Occupational Hazards is an unflinching ride through the absurdity of it all. Existentialism, absurdism, and outlandish humor merge with ordinary, workaday life for a truly unique perspective of the human experience. Not recommended for the faint of heart or easily offended. But if meaty stories are what you're after....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • My Bologna has a first name . . .

    • By Ray Johnson on 07-20-18

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Everything Inc.

    • The Precious and the Broken
    • By: Geoff Sturtevant
    • Narrated by: Paul J. McSorley
    • Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 24
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 23

    In a dystopian future where a single organization controls all goods and services, thousands of impoverished Americans abandon pride and freedom....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Modern day Orwell

    • By erobbins33 on 07-10-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Return to the Dirt: Three Tales of Work and Death

    • By: Geoff Sturtevant
    • Narrated by: Paul J McSorley
    • Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 13

    Three uncommon tales of the common man. Two technicians of an unutterable trade. A home for the elderly whose secrets must remain underground....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Never a better title for a book have I seen!

    • By Nichole on 07-11-16

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Just Speculating

    • Three Stories That Didn't Really Happen
    • By: Geoff Sturtevant
    • Narrated by: John McLain, Steven Jay Cohen, Ramon de Ocampo
    • Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 5

    From the author of Return to the Dirt comes an outlandish collection of stories....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great stories!

    • By D. Sturgeon on 12-22-17

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Anything for My Bubela

    • By: Geoff Sturtevant
    • Narrated by: Steven Jay Cohen
    • Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6

    December, 1985. Sol Edelbaum, gambling addict, is in deep trouble with the Gambino family. Find out to what extent his doting mother, Edna, will go to protect her degenerate bubela from the Mafia....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • What a Mother Does!

    • By Jan M on 07-17-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Technicians

    • Return to the Dirt , Book 1
    • By: Geoff Sturtevant
    • Narrated by: Ramon de Ocampo
    • Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 4

    An unfortunate intellectual resigned to a grisly, blue-collar life....

    Regular price: $6.95

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