Let's you and I come to an agreement, okay? When you need a dirty itch scratched quick and nasty, you come to me. Don't come to me if you want long, winding introspection and character development. Come to me when you want the bare minimum, just enough to feel real, but real enough to make all the juicy parts pop out. Heck, I know I'm not going to do you right with every book, and that's fine. I can take it. There are a ton of books to choose from, or 20 book bundles to flip through, and maybe I can entice you to come back and give me another chance. And that's especially if you've been bad and read everything else I've released. That much smut? I know you want it. Don't even pretend. So just sit back, relax, and let me do all the talking. And do me a favor... keep your hands to yourself.