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My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me

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My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me

By: Scarlet DeLorne
Narrated by: Sierra Kline
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Raunchy, funny, and just plain wrong. My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me is full of wiener puns and plenty of not-give-a-f**kery. Written for those who are looking for a laugh, but also want to get their perv on. The name says it all.

©2015 Scarlet DeLorne (P)2015 Scarlet DeLorne
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This was a very creative yet strange story. Both the narration & the writing was good.

Creative

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Quick, dirty, awkward, and food-kinky. Interesting, definitely different, and absurdly humorous. If you need a break from your typical erotic trope of choice, or you're looking for a spicy (bring on the mustard!) food related erotic short story, look no further!

Yup, exactly what it sounds like

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This is a ridiculous, creative, and hilarious. It is exactly what it promises to be.

funny

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My first time reading this author, loved the characters, I can't wait to read more.

Loved it

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What can I really say about this one except that I loved it. The title is the plot. It is full of food related innuendo and I laughed my ass off. I was recommending it to people before I even finished it. The audiobook (yes, there’s an audiobook) is fantastic. The narrator’s sexy voice is a fun juxtaposition to the humorous content.

I’m suddenly craving a thick juicy hot dog 🌭

I mean…

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