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It's the Freaking Apocalypse and This Is My New Boyfriend

By: Olivia T. Turner
Narrated by: Heather Firth, Noel Harrison
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Publisher's summary

Some helpful rules to stay alive during an apocalypse:

  1. Keep your socks dry.
  2. Don't eat expired tuna. Seriously.
  3. Grab the baddest, scariest guy you see and don't let go.
  4. Do whatever he says (you might just like it).
  5. Don't fall in love.

They say romance died when society collapsed. They were right. It's brutal out here. My last date had no teeth. He took me to the Great Tire Fire and roasted a rat on a stick.

I was convinced I was going to die alone at the tender old age of 22 until I saw Max. He was wearing a freaking skull on his head. It was terror at first sight. But like bacteria on wet socks, Max will grow on you. And this obsessive alpha might just give me the best happy ending you can get in this nightmarish hellscape.

The Ravagers were formed to kill all the zombies. Now that the zombies are long gone, who's left to take out the Ravagers? They're cruel, barbaric men who raid and steal from the ordinary people trying to make a life after the carnage. When Marley gets stolen on a raid, she's expecting the worst, but she gets the best—she gets Max.

Insta-love at its finest in a safe listen with no cheating and a HEA guaranteed. Enjoy!

©2021 Olivia T. Turner (P)2022 Olivia T. Turner
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  • Categories: Erotica

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Axe and Marley

The apocalypse has happened, the zombies were about to take over but a group of men out to protect and get rid of the zombies is formed. Once the zombie''s is removed, the power of the group takes over. Now the remaining human kind must survive in other groups. Marley and her friend want to dress up for their friends wedding. But, something happens, Marley and her friend are separated and are about to be offered to the head of this group. But, Axe who are apart of this guards knows she is his. but, now he overstepped and now the head ruler is gone but who will be in charge? But, they must leave in order to keep their safety. Hm. this is an insta love story that is crazy to believe that could be true. but the story is still entertaining. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

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Pleasantly Hot Surprise! 🔥🔥🔥

I had not previously read this book because I didn’t think the apocalypse vibe was for me, but the audiobook quickly changed my mind!

Noel, who read Max’s chapters, had the perfect gravel-laced sexy voice, & Heather (Marley) somehow pulled off both badass and virginal.

LOVED IT!!!

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Great read

It's The Freaking Apocalypse And This Is My New Boyfriend
Olivia T. Turner

This is such a great book. Max and Marley were beautifully written characters. I enjoyed the narration and the storyline. I recommend this read.

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Awesome Audio Version

I had the opportunity to get an ARC audio copy of this book and it was awesome with a hero and heroine narrating. Zombies have come and have taken over. The Ravagers are formed to kill the zombies. Once the zombies have been destroyed the Ravagers get out of control. They are barbaric men that raid, steal, kidnap the women and just are good people. Marley has been on the run for years getting away from the zombies and she finds refuge. Marley had her friend have been kidnapped by the Ravagers and are now slaves to the leader Boris. Max is a Ravagers and he has taken a liking to Marley and has vowed to protect and keep her safe. He kills several of the Ravagers and he Marley and her friend take off. Max has a cabin and takes the ladies there. Max and Marley pledge their love for one another and have a hot passionate night and morning. The Ravagers have gotten word that Max has killed several in the group and they come after him in the cabin. Max is my kind of alpha sexy male. There are over 30 of the Ravagers and Max is not afraid he has equipped Marley with a crossbody and he prepares for battle.

Will Max win over the Ravagers, will he and Marley have a life together?

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Just love

First I have not found one book by Olivia I have not loved, and this one is no exception. Heather and Noel did amazing as narrators. I read this book and was so excited to see it on Audible and they did it justice. This is a fast burn, amazing book.

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An entertaining and drama filled story that was new and refreshing listen for me. I liked the characters and I enjoyed listening to the story.

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Awesome audiobook

I really loved the dual narration. The voices were great and their recreation of this book was awesome. Would love to hear more audiobooks like that👍👍 If you love Olivia T. Turner books you will love this audiobook.

I personally love dystopian stories and mixed with romance....I'm in 😍😍😍 This is the story of Max and Marley.... they meet while Marley was kidnapped and he saves her and her friend from the Ravagers. Insta love, sweet, romantic and totally safe (Both virgins.... their one and only❤❤) with a great world building and a great HEA😍😍😍😍 I really hope we get more stories of this kind in the future👍👍👍A whole lot of fights, swords and action 😉😉😉So so good 👍

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