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Asshole

How I Got Rich & Happy by Not Giving a Damn about Anyone & How You Can, Too

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Asshole

By: Martin Kihn
Narrated by: Malcolm Hillgartner
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Marty Kihn was the nicest guy in the world, until he got fed up with being passed over for promotions at work, tired of being suckered into walking his neighbor's dog, and sick of being disrespected by the man who sold him his morning coffee. On the day he turned 40, Kihn set out to transform himself from Mr. Nice Guy into a rule-breaking, power-mongering, Fox News-watching asshole.

A$$hole is the story of Kihn's ascent from beta male to alpha male to asshole. From acting lessons to fight training, from hiring a life coach to covertly observing his nemesis at work, Kihn discloses the techniques that helped him hone his image as a jerk.

A$$hole is for anyone who's ever felt like a chump and secretly longs to release his inner asshole.

©2008 Martin Kihn (P)2008 Blackstone Audio, Inc.
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Quite entertaining, and not as grim as one might fear, judging the book by its cover and title. It is a funny tale, and the author does not end up as a jackass / jerk / asshole, but merely as a more whole person. Quite good and cozy listen.

Goood

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This is more of one man's experience. The end is a little surprising. All "nice" guys should
listen to this once.

Not really a "How To..."

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laugh a minute from begining to the end of the book. Narrator is excellent, writing is clever and extremely funny. Numerous instances that I laughed out loud while listening to my ipod. I would highly recommend this if you are looking for a humorous book.

hilarious

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Funny... enjoyed listening to this story. It's satire... not really a "how to" sort of book.

Funny

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Very amusing self-help parody. The performance was great and made for great light listening during the commute. Another upshot was that fellow train passengers gave me a wide berth while I listened and frequently barked out unexpected laughter. It was nice to have so much extra legroom and an empty seat on the train for my purse.

The scary part was that I could identify with so much of the "asshole" stuff that I know question if I am a natural asshole already. I am sure many would agree.

Hysterical

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