Hot Damned
Books in series8
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  • 1
    Fashionably Dead | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 14 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1206)
    Performance
    (1114)
    Story
    (1113)

    Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.

    Ridiculously Funny!

    This was a ridiculously funny story, with so many parodies, like the foul mouth Angel named Ophra, a vampire named Paris Hilton, a fairy who acted lik..Show More »

    Reviewed on February 16 2016 by Cheri (Waverly Hall, Ga.)
  • 2
    Fashionably Dead Down Under: Hot Damned Series, Book 2 | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead Down Under: Hot Damned Series, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (698)
    Performance
    (649)
    Story
    (643)

    Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were....

    Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!

    Down Under is an adventure full of new characters that are crazy, sexy, insane, and hilarious! And OH MY, the sex, and banter between Astrid and Ethan..Show More »

    Reviewed on February 27 2016 by Cheri (Waverly Hall, Ga.)
  • 3
    Hell on Heels: Hot Damned Series, Book 3 | Robyn Peterman

    Hell on Heels: Hot Damned Series, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Amanda Ronconi
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (568)
    Performance
    (522)
    Story
    (518)

    My name is Dixie. I'm a Demon - a lousy Demon. I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I have a battery-operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do. Hell was exact. Hell was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter-than-Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass.

    Hell Yeah, it was Good!

    I think Robyn Peterman is a very talented author whose stories are creative, and laugh out loud funny, and I've really enjoyed "The Hot Damned"..Show More »

    Reviewed on March 02 2016 by Cheri (Waverly Hall, Ga.)
  • 4
    Fashionably Dead in Diapers | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead in Diapers

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 49 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (518)
    Performance
    (471)
    Story
    (470)

    And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard.... That's nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren't any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips.... Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you have only seven minutes and 31 seconds. You're welcome.

    Holly Hotness This Story was Awesome!

    Fashionably Dead in Diapers is another great additional to the Hot Damned series. It's insanely funny, sexy as sin, and never a dull moment.

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    Reviewed on March 18 2016 by Cheri (Waverly Hall, Ga.)
  • 5
    A Fashionably Dead Christmas | Robyn Peterman

    A Fashionably Dead Christmas

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 52 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    Overall
    (238)
    Performance
    (226)
    Story
    (225)

    Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature.

    Ho Ho Ho

    I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased i..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 05 2016 by Cheri (SAN DIEGO, CA, United States)
  • 6
    Fashionably Hotter Than Hell | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Victor Bevine
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (267)
    Performance
    (248)
    Story
    (247)

    Welcome to my own personal hell. Name: Heathcliff. Occupation: Vampyre Warrior - one of the deadliest in the world. I plan. I fight. I win. Always. However, it's never taken me this damned long to get what I want before. Only I would be blessed with a Vampyre mate I'd have to chase for two centuries. The chemistry between us is steamy, and the sex is sizzling, but I want more - I want it all. Now, just as I'm finally wearing Raquel down, I find I have competition, not for my mate's hand but for her very existence.

    Another Winner

    I just love Robyn Peterman's books. This story is about Heathcliff and Raquel. They are mates but they Raquel has been avoiding joining with Heathc..Show More »

    Reviewed on July 27 2016 by Troublemer ()
  • 7
    Fashionably Dead and Wed | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead and Wed

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 40 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (254)
    Performance
    (238)
    Story
    (236)

    What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry? You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread.

    Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?

    Another snarky, witty, ridiculously funny addition to the Hot Damned series! Astrid and Ethan are one of the funniest couples, with lot's of sizzling ..Show More »

    Reviewed on December 08 2016 by Cheri (Waverly Hall, Ga.)
  • 8
    Fashionably Fanged: The Hot Damned Series, Book 8 | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Fanged: The Hot Damned Series, Book 8

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Audrey Lusk
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (60)
    Performance
    (59)
    Story
    (58)

    My name is Venus. I'm a 200-year old killing machine and I'm trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swimsuit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma... Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I'd wanted to kill less than eight hours ago, and the possible love of my undead life, I'm in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that's never stopped me before.

    I hate this Narrator

    I will be returning this book... I love Robyn Peterman and I love the series but I seriously HATE THIS WOMENS VOICE!! I was so happy this one was fina..Show More »

    Reviewed on July 23 2017 by Amazon Customer ()