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The Tome of Bill
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  • 1

    Bill the Vampire

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (179)
    Performance
    (165)
    Story
    (166)

    There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.

    Mike Naka says: "imagine howard stern as a vampire"
    imagine howard stern as a vampire
    Reviewed on March 03 2013 by Mike Naka (VA)
  • 2

    Scary Dead Things: The Tome of Bill, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (101)
    Performance
    (93)
    Story
    (95)

    Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?

    Cliff says: "More of the same"
    More of the same

    Funny, light-hearted, silly.

    Reviewed on August 16 2013 by Cliff (madison, MS, United States)
  • 3

    The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (83)
    Performance
    (77)
    Story
    (77)

    Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch. Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet. A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have... Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy.

    Cliff says: "The title says it all."
    The title says it all.

    Yes. it was funny and I enjoyed it. The humor is good and I like the way the series pokes fun at all the tropes that have taken over all the other vam..Show More »

    Reviewed on August 16 2013 by Cliff (madison, MS, United States)