"I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. But rewind.... The year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf.... Ugh, okay. None of this is true...."
"Must be listened to!"