He gets more than he bargained for when he meets a cute hipster couple in a coffee shop. The submissive boyfriend appears eager for action, but his petite blonde girlfriend is the one in charge... And she wants paid up front. Only twenty dollars, a real bargain for the use of her boyfriend's body...
Charlie Heggensford, the Idaho farm boy turned L.A. fluffer for hire, is back, and this time, Charlie and the rest of the gang from Fluffers, Inc., are hitting the high seas. Hired to provide fluffing service on a cruise ship filled with gay porn stars, Charlie soon discovers he is no less clumsy on sea than dry land as he continues to overstimulate his clients.
William always goes after the wrong kind, whether he's dating women or men. His latest date threatens to put him off dating all together when his tastes run wilder than William is comfortable with, when a chance meeting with an old college friend is just the nudge he needs to realize there truly is someone out there for everyone.
From the titular tale of a farmer in low-slung jeans growing a peculiar crop to gypsy magic that brings out the "bear" in a bottom to the tale of a grand hunt by an immortal who feeds off the talent, as well as flesh, of musicians, Strawberries and Other Erotic Fruits promises listeners words that will conjure desire like a mythical aphrodisiac. But there's a price to pay for such magic, as several of the men in these stories learn.
"50 Shades of Poe / Oh, Poe NO0oo0-o- -0---o- - -o!"
Alex was 18 years old, a college freshman at a small Midwestern college. Not really a skater or emo dude, but he could have passed for one with his lean, tanned bod and long, windswept brown hair. He was a good-looking guy, nice face, swimmer's body... He got his share of attention from the ladies, and he liked that. Alex liked sex, no doubt about that. He'd banged a bunch of eager coeds since he'd enrolled at the school. And yet..something was missing.