An adult jokebook to make us adults laugh after a hard day at work.
a Mehta has spent most of her days trying to avoid her family and the same question that they always ask; when will she get married? Despite being successful and having a great job in a pharmaceutical lab, it's not enough for them. They feel it's prime time for her to move on and settle in with a husband. Lara avoids this as much as possible until one night when a thief breaks into her workplace.
"3.5 Stars Sweet Light listen"
The Rape of the Soul speaks about what many masters have told in the past and many would tell in the future. Yet, what makes it special is the form it is written in and the way it has been told and re-told. The 154 sonnets signify the number of sonnets composed by William Shakespeare. These sonnets speak about a realization of soul. Each sonnet is a subject within itself and at the same time every sonnet connects to the next to tell the story in completeness.
Erin, a grad student, has long lusted after celebrity twins Joseph and James, often foregoing nights out with her roommate in favor of watching their televised competitions in the quiet of her living room, with only her fingers and sex toys for company. When she's introduced to her wealthy stepfather-to-be, however, she's also introduced to her new stepbrothers, who are none other than the subjects of her fantasies for the past 10 years.
The Battles Of Donnie And Teddy was inspired by watching the Republican Party debates, and especially the knock-down, drag-out fight between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. They are like two little boys fighting in a schoolyard or playground over their toys and who is the best. They hurl insults, call each other names, and try to humiliate one another and his family members.
"What Great Timing"
The beautiful angel Ariel finds herself trapped in a real nightmare when she falls asleep in the arms of her lover and wakes up in the den of the underworld's most powerful ruler. Now that her life has taken a shocking turn, she has to piece together the puzzle of how she got there and more importantly how to get out!
Lisa was very sad. She had tragedy strike her life and almost shatter it completely. One day, she decided that she had to try and find a new friend. She decided that she would visit the Humane Society and see what they had to offer. Does Lisa find herself a new friend? Which pet does she choose? What does she name her new pet? Read on and find out for yourself!
A stream of consciousness short story about life after undeath. An entertaining satire about personal transformation in the face of frightening odds. Not for the faint of heart.