Joe is a small-town Oregon guy. He's madly in love with LynniE - who has a huge crush on David Bowie. Joe will do almost anything to get Lynnie's attention, but there are always consequences.
Bath, 1816. Clytemnestra Preston has become so terrified of life that she refuses to leave her room. Not even her family can convince her to take her place in Society again. Doctor Samuel Whittington, late of His Majesty's Army, may be her only chance for a cure... and romance. Can Sam convince Clytie to open the door, and her heart?