This is not a audiobook with happy drawings of smiling teeth holding hands with a toothbrush. To be perfectly frank, the toothbrush and teeth are not good companions. Toothbrushes damage tooth enamel and score the root base of teeth through over-abrasion. On top of that, they do a poor job of removing the biofilm, bacteria, viruses, and worm-like creatures living in, on, and around your teeth. With only a 30 percent efficacy rate, the toothbrush should have been fired from its job long ago.
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