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  • Sh-t My Dad Says | Justin Halpern

    Sh-t My Dad Says

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Justin Halpern
    • Narrated By Sean Schemmel
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.

    Michael says: "Really Funny! Should Be Up for an Audie Award"
  • I Suck at Girls | Justin Halpern

    I Suck at Girls

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Justin Halpern
    • Narrated By Sean Schemmel
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Performance
    (478)
    Story
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    Fans of the #1 bests eller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe."

    G. House Sr. says: "The Dad is side-splitting funny"
  • Sh-t My Dad Says | Justin Halpern

    Sh-t My Dad Says

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 7 mins)
    • By Justin Halpern
    • Narrated By Sean Schemmel
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (20)
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    Story
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    'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me…'

    Henry says: "A hilarious book that deserves multiple listenings"
  • Sh*t: Ansichten meines Dads | Justin Halpern

    Sh*t: Ansichten meines Dads

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 47 mins)
    • By Justin Halpern
    • Narrated By Andreas Fröhlich, Joachim Kerzel
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    Justin Halpern ist 28 und frischgebackener Single, als er wieder bei seinem Dad einzieht...

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