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  • Savage Season: A Hap and Leonard Novel #1 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Savage Season: A Hap and Leonard Novel #1

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    (201)
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    Hap Collins and Leonard Pine are best friends, yet they couldn't be more different. Hap is an east Texas white boy with a weakness for Texas women. Leonard is a black, gay Vietnam vet. Together, they stir up more commotion than a fire storm. But that's just the way they like it. So when as ex-flame of Hap's returns promising a huge score, Hap lets Leonard in on the scam, and that's when things get interesting.

    Matthew Ortiz says: "Hap and Leonard, a series you shouldn't miss out"
  • Necro Files: Two Decades of Extreme Horror | George R. R. Martin,Bentley Little,Edward Lee,Graham Masterton,Joe R. Lansdale,Wrath James White,Charlee Jacob

    Necro Files: Two Decades of Extreme Horror

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By George R. R. Martin, Bentley Little, Edward Lee, and others
    • Narrated By Eric A. Shelman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (61)
    Performance
    (55)
    Story
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    Spanning over 20 years, 20 masters and modern authors of hardcore horror share their most bad-ass stories in this special edition from Comet Press. Many hard to find and out of print, some that were banned, Necro Files covers every imaginable mode of mayhem including serial killers, necrophilia, cannibals, werewolves, zombies, sex fetishes, psychopaths, snuff, occult, and more stories that dial into the dark side of human nature.

    Amazon Customer says: "A Friendly Warning"
  • Bad Chili: A Hap and Leonard Novel #4 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Bad Chili: A Hap and Leonard Novel #4

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (89)
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    (77)
    Story
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    Hap Collins has just returned home from a gig working on an off shore oil rig. With a new perspective on life, Hap wants to change the way he's living, and shoot the straight and narrow. That is, until the man who stole Leonard Pine's boyfriend turns up headless in a ditch and Leonard gets fingered for the murder. Hap vows to clear Leonard's name, but things only get more complicated when Leonard's ex shows up dead, too.

    André Morais says: "brilliant writer, awsome narrator"
  • Mucho Mojo: Hap and Leonard #2 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Mucho Mojo: Hap and Leonard #2

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 38 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (127)
    Performance
    (107)
    Story
    (108)

    Hap and Leonard return in this incredible, mad-dash thriller, loaded with crack addicts, a serial killer, and a body count. In the second installment of the Hap and Leonard series, Leonard is still nursing the injuries he sustained in the duo's last wild undertaking when he learns that his Uncle Chester has passed. Hap is of course going to be there for his best friend and offers to help clean Uncle Chester's dilapidated house, which Leonard has inherited.

    Carl says: "Ghetto Mystery/Thriller"
  • Limbus, Inc., Book II | Jonathan Maberry,Joe R. Lansdale,Gary A. Braunbeck,Joe McKinney,Harry Shannon

    Limbus, Inc., Book II

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 48 mins)
    • By Jonathan Maberry, Joe R. Lansdale, Gary A. Braunbeck, and others
    • Narrated By Gregory Zarcone
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    How lucky do you feel? Matthew Sellers revealed the truth of Limbus, Inc. to the world, and in his tales of time travelers, intergalactic beings, and human sacrifice, he thought he had told it all. But the story of the shadowy employment agency that operates on the edge of the abyss, always finding the perfect person for the perfect job - no matter what the cost - had only begun. This shared-world anthology continues the story of Limbus, Inc., as told by five masters of horror, fantasy, and science fiction.

  • Rumble Tumble: A Hap and Leonard Novel #5 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Rumble Tumble: A Hap and Leonard Novel #5

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Story
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    Even though a midlife crisis just crashed into Hap Collins like a runaway pickup, he's still got his job, he knows his best friend, Leonard Pine, will always be there for him, and, of course, he's got his main squeeze, Brett Sawyer. Things hit a new low, however, when Brett's daughter, Tillie, who's been walking on the wrong side of the law, suddenly stands in need of a rescue. It won't be easy - it never is - but nothing is going to stop Hap and Leonard as they hit the road destined for Hootie Hoot, Oklahoma.

    Mr. Wednesday says: "Gripping Story that Fits In a Weekend"
  • Honky Tonk Samurai | Joe R. Lansdale

    Honky Tonk Samurai

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Christopher Ryan Grant
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Story
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    Only Hap and Leonard would catch a cold case with hot cars, hot women, and ugly skinheads. The story starts simply enough when Hap, a former '60s activist and self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard, a tough black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican with an addiction to Dr. Pepper, are working a freelance surveillance job in East Texas. The uneventful stakeout is coming to an end when the pair witness a man abusing his dog.

    Colin says: "More Classic Hap and Leonard"
  • The Two-Bear Mambo: A Hap and Leonard Novel #3 | Joe R. Lansdale

    The Two-Bear Mambo: A Hap and Leonard Novel #3

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Story
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    In this rollicking, rollercoaster ride of a novel, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine take a break from their day jobs to search for Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover, who has vanished in the Klan-infested East Texas town of Grovetown. Before she disappeared, Florida was digging up some dirt behind the mysterious jailhouse death of a legendary black bluesman's son, who was in possession of some priceless blues recordings. To Hap and Leonard, something doesn't smell right.

    Vladie says: "Excellent"
  • Triumph of the Walking Dead: Robert Kirkman's Zombie Epic on Page and Screen | James Lowder - editor,Joe R Lansdale - foreword,Jonathan Maberry,Jay Bonansinga,Lisa Morton,Ned Vizzini,Kenneth Hite

    Triumph of the Walking Dead: Robert Kirkman's Zombie Epic on Page and Screen

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By James Lowder - editor, Joe R Lansdale - foreword, Jonathan Maberry, and others
    • Narrated By Colby Elliott
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    James Lowder, veteran editor and author in the horror genre and comics field, collects some of the biggest names in the zombie genre, along with other top horror and comics writers, to discuss the series on both page and screen.

  • Vanilla Ride: A Hap and Leonard Novel #7 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Vanilla Ride: A Hap and Leonard Novel #7

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (73)
    Performance
    (60)
    Story
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    Hap Collins is an east Texas redneck, with a liberal bent, and a weakness for Texas women. Leonard Pine is a black, gay, Vietnam veteran. Not who you'd normally pick for best friends but there you go. Together they share an affinity for the martial arts and are a bundle of trouble, but trouble is what they love.

    Snoodely says: "Silly fun"
  • Deadman's Road | Joe R. Lansdale

    Deadman's Road

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 17 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Stefan Rudnicki
    Overall
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    (58)
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    Deadwood meets Cthulhu in this wild and profane Western romp featuring zombies, werewolves, evil spirits, and one pissed-off gunslinging preacher. The Wild West has never seen the likes of the Reverend Jebidiah Mercer, a hard man wielding a burning Bible in the battle between God and the devil, in an endless struggle he's not sure he cares who wins. With its five stories laced with fast-paced action, nonstop humor, and spine-tingling horror, Deadman's Road is your ride to hell....

    Cliff says: "And now for something different."
  • Paradise Sky | Joe R. Lansdale

    Paradise Sky

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 7 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Brad Sanders
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Story
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    A rollicking novel about Nat Love, an African-American cowboy with a famous nickname: Deadwood Dick. Young Willie is on the run, having fled his small Texas farm when an infamous local landowner murdered his father. A man named Loving takes him in and trains him in the fine arts of shooting, riding, reading, and gardening. When Loving dies, Willie re-christens himself Nat Love, in tribute to his mentor, and heads west.

    Ruth Bain says: "Another Joe Lansdale classic"
  • Bumper Crop | Joe R. Lansdale

    Bumper Crop

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Wyntner Woody
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    This collection of 26 stories contains some of Joe R Lansdale's favourite and most violent dark horror tales. 'God of the Razor' introduces the dark god behind serial killers. A martial arts fight to the death between a reluctant champion and a sadistic alpha male, is featured in 'Master of Misery'. Human sacrifice, to ensure prosperity or as a coming-of-age ritual, are themes of 'On a Dark October' and 'Duck Hunt'. In 'The Fat Man', young boys learn the hard way that some mysteries should not be investigated. Many of the tales are truly weird, such as 'Chompers', the story of the false teeth with an appetite.

    Robert Taylor says: "Horribly Humorous and Bizarre"
  • Dead Aim | Joe R. Lansdale

    Dead Aim

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
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    Dead Aim marks the always welcome return of Joe R. Lansdale's most enduring fictional creations: Hap Collins and Leonard Pine. The story begins simply enough when the two agree to provide protection for a woman harassed by her violent, soon-to-be-ex-husband. But when a protracted stakeout ends in a lethal shooting and a pair of moldering corpses turn up in an otherwise deserted trailer, the nature of this "routine" assignment changes dramatically.

    Kelly Howard says: "very weird review to write..."
  • Captains Outrageous: A Hap and Leonard Novel #6 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Captains Outrageous: A Hap and Leonard Novel #6

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Performance
    (64)
    Story
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    Hap Collins, chicken plant guard, saves a young woman's life, and her father, owner of the chicken plant, rewards him with a large cash bonus. Hap and his best friend, Leonard Pine, head for a cruise to Mexico and the Caribbean. Not matching up to the exacting dress code of the on-board lobster restaurant, Leonard soon causes the pair to be abandoned in Mexico.

    Jim S says: "One of the best!"
  • The Thicket | Joe R. Lansdale

    The Thicket

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Will Collyer
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (105)
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    (96)
    Story
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    Jack Parker knows all too well how treacherous turn-of-the-century East Texas can be. His parents did not survive a smallpox epidemic. His grandfather was murdered. Now his sister Lula has been kidnapped by a criminal who may believe wearing a dead man's clothes protects them both from death. With bounty hunter Shorty, a charismatic and cunning dwarf, and Eustace, a gravedigging son of an ex-slave, the heartbroken young Jack sets off on an epic quest to rescue his sister from the corrupt men who control much of the new territory.

    Matthew Ortiz says: "Lansdale will knock you out!"
  • Cold in July | Joe R. Lansdale

    Cold in July

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Brian Hutchison
    Overall
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    Richard Dane has killed a man. He cannot unhear the firing of the gun or unsee the blood on his living room wall. But everybody in the small town of LaBorde, Texas, knows Dane acted in self-defense. Everybody except Ben Russel, the ex-con father of the small-time criminal who invaded Dane's home. When Russel comes looking for revenge against Dane's family, the two are unexpectedly drawn into a conspiracy that conceals the vilest of crimes.

    Rachel says: "Very dark and different yet boring"
  • Sunset and Sawdust | Joe R. Lansdale

    Sunset and Sawdust

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Deborah Marlow
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    (40)
    Story
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    Sunset Jones has just killed her husband. Never mind that he was raping her. Pete Jones was constable of a small sawmill settlement called Camp Rapture where no woman refuses her husband. So everyone is angrily surprised when Sunset becomes the new constable and investigates murders in which her late husband might be implicated. Yet, no one is more surprised than Sunset when the murders lead her, not only to the conclusion of the case, but to a well of inner strength she never knew she had.

    Lioness says: "TERRIFIC TERRIFIC TERRIFIC"
  • The Magic Wagon | Joe R. Lansdale

    The Magic Wagon

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Chet Williamson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    When the Magic Wagon comes to town, folks get a genuine medicine show that includes a wrestling ape, fancy shooting, and a peek at the petrified body of Wild Bill Hickok himself. They also get bottles of a whiskey-laced elixir to drown their aches and pains. Old Albert drives the wagon, a raw-boned youngster named Buster Fogg does the odd jobs, and "champion" trick shooter and fast talker Billy Bob Daniels owns the show. Billy Bob claims to be the illegitimate son of Wild Bill himself.

    Jim "The Impatient" says: "DAMN IDGIT"
  • Stalkers: 19 Original Tales by the Masters of Terror | Robert R McCammon,Dean Koontz,Ed Gorman,Rick Hautala,Rex Miller,John Coyne,F. Paul Wilson,Joe R. Lansdale,Dan Lowry,Al Sarrantonio,Max Allan Collings,John Maclay,Charles de Lint,Barry N. Malzberg,Richard Laymon,James Kisner,J.N. Wiliamson,Michael Seidman,Trish Janeshutz

    Stalkers: 19 Original Tales by the Masters of Terror

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Robert R McCammon, Dean Koontz, Ed Gorman, and others
    Overall
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    Performance
    (14)
    Story
    (14)

    Darkness falls quickly when you're being stalked...but it is always dark when you are a stalker. In this compelling all-original anthology, eight masters of suspense take you into the darkest depths of terror as they explore both side of the human hunt.

    Jim "The Impatient" says: "HUGE RIP OFF"
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