This is a short story about a 79-year-old angry, bitter old woman that liked to murder in a local park at night. Her weapon of choice is the ball peen hammer.
This book gives you the tools you need to fart with as much tact as possible. It also contains a few fart facts.
This short book is more like a step by step guide that walks you through what exactly you need to do to skip your wedding with as much tact as possible. It also offers some insights as to how you can feel better about yourself after you've skipped your own wedding. The guide will aid you emotionally and give you the techniques and coping strategies you need while you're hiding out. It even tells you where to go and how to reintegrate after you've completely skipped your own wedding.
This short story is about the struggle between humans, but it's also about the struggle between animals: a huge Bigfoot named Sal versus a ferocious poodle named Robert.