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Those Queens of Crime, the Dinner Ladies, invent a cunning method of robbery - the Slurp Machine. There's only one problem, they need someone small to work it - someone like the heroic third-year junior, Caroline Crisp. A very funny story about some dreadful dinner ladies, from bestselling author David Tinkler.

Kevin Twerp's life hasn't been easy. His famous, pop-singing dad was killed in an plane crash, so his Mum has had to go out to work as a school nurse. She is now known by the unfortunate name of 'Nitty Norah the Hair Explorer'. And, as if that wasn't bad enough, looming like a dark shadow, is Killer Keast, the Headmaster. But then his mum decides to take in a lodger, and WPC Rose Button, the All-England Mud Wallowing Champion, joins the household. Now things will definitely start to happen!

Littlesprat Primary School has a tough new bunch of dinner ladies. When Caroline Crisp is spotted eavesdropping, the dinner ladies decide to kidnap her as a 'snatcher' for their thieving.

Have you heard of Glob the Mutant? Did you know that even though he looks exactly like an ordinary boy he actually comes from another planet? This story is about him. It's also about sweet little Lucasta Smirk and how she fearlessly faced the evil Mr Crushchild and the dangerous Miss Hatchet!

Are the dinner ladies at your school rough and tough? Do they pour vats of hot soup over innocent children? It was exactly the same at Littlehampton Primary where Plughole, owner of the World's Weirdest Laugh, went to school.