Dom talks to James, a new doorman. Then, Norm MacDonald says lying just doesn't pay and explains why he's come to prefer war stories to celebrity gossip. Dave Attell says Steve Irwin was the Anna Nicole Smith of crocodile hunting and explains why he's against celebrity adoptions. Ian Edwards says mixed race girls are the best, no matter what, and explains why certain friends should never meet. Then, Dom talks to the waitress Jessica about why she was fired.