Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further - Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!
Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits, is back for another helping of comic chaos! In Pirate! Bertie samples life as a swashbuckling pirate, cooks up a storm in the poshest restaurant in town, and teams up with Dad at the School Sports Day in an attempt to beat Royston Rich! In Scream! Bertie builds his very own haunted house, goes on a wet weekend away with his family and tries to cheat at the spelling bee!
Stan Button had always dreamed of becoming a superhero. Then one day a letter arrives inviting him for an interview at the mysterious Mighty High School. To his amazement, Stan is offered a place - starting immediately. His superpower is ‘non-conventional’, as are those of his two new best friends, but lessons in supervillain-spotting and tight-wearing mean they are soon ready to defeat the evil Green Meanie, who might just be none other than a teacher at their school....
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he takes Angela Nicely on a dinosaur hunt, bites off more than he can chew at a chocolate factory, and gets into an alarming situation pet-sitting next door's cat! Then he finds himself on the run from a zombified Eugene, discovers a new dance craze, and gets caught up in some monkey business on a trip to the zoo.
When Iggy finds a girl lost in the jungle, he instantly knows she is from the Henna tribe. The Henna tribe all have fiery red hair and like to cover themselves in mud. Iggy decides to escort her on the long, scary journey back to the Cloud Mountains where she lives. But when he gets there, the welcome is not exactly what he imagined. Luckily he has an excellent and cunning plan! Err... The third fantastic 'Iggy the Urk' story from bestselling author Alan MacDonald.
Iggy is excited as he sets off with Dad on his first hunting trip. When they find a set of huge footprints, a heap of bones and a pool of slime, Iggy wants to hunt the creature, but Dad is suddenly anxious to get back. Later, Iggy’s Grumma tells him about the Slimosaur – a great scaly beast which coats you in slime before devouring you in one go. The Urks have had a poor harvest and food is running very low.
Iggy is an Urk. The Urks are a warlike race with bushy beards and hairy legs – especially some of the women. Urks like boulder-rolling and chasing lizards. They also like the Feast of Urks. This is when Urk boys must pass the Testing to become warriors.But Iggy isn’t quite like other Urks. He likes inventing things. Which is why he has been neglecting his axe-wielding practice. So it is unfortunate for him that the Testing involves killing a large snake – using an axe....
Auf Chaosmagnet Rocco wartet ein Rummelbesuch mit seiner Oma und deren Freundin Kunigunde. Peinlich, findet er...
Rocco macht nicht nur Ärger - der Ärger sucht ihn! Aber der Junge mit dem Talent für Fettnäpfchen und Schlamasselsuche ist nie um eine Lösung verlegen...
Mit einer Würstchenkette lockt er eine Hundeschar in die Tierarztpraxis, sperrt seinen Lehrer in eine Kammer...
Hier kommt Rocco! Keine Manieren, aber jede Menge Spaß! Beim Vorsingen am Theater kann keiner behaupten, dass Rocco nicht schön kräftig gesungen hat. Die Hauptrolle bekommt er zwar nicht, aber dank ihm erfährt das Theaterstück eine gänzlich unerwartete Wendung. Auch die Pool-Party hätte laut Plan eigentlich ein bisschen anders ablaufen sollen. Aber richtig stressig wird es für Rocco, als er gegen Nick den Streber eine Wette verliert:
Join Bertie as he attempts to bath a rather smelly Whiffer, give Miss Boot the fright of her life on a school trip, enjoys having a sneaky hand in the design for the new school uniform, takes on the challenge of beating Know-all Nick in a sledge race, breaks a revolting world record, and changes the course of history during a battle re-enactment.
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos!
Join Bertie as he struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely, attempts to prove that anything Know-All Nick can do, he can do better, and finds himself surrounded by priceless and wobbly relics at a recording of Antiques Today.
Dirty Bertie is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers. Then he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran’s friends at a royal garden party, and is tricked into getting a girlfriend for the school disco!
Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back with another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie in some hilarious new stories. In Germs! he attempts to catch sister Suzy’s horrible illness, and in Loo! Bertie finds himself desperate to go to the loo while on the school coach. More tales of comic chaos.
Old Grumbly has begun to spew smoke and rumble noisily and many Urks fear it’s The End of the World. The tribe decides that Iggy and Chief Hammerhead must climb the deadly mountain to ‘sort things out’. Little do they know that something much more dangerous is racing through the forest towards their village. Now would be an excellent time for one of Iggy’s cunning plans. First he just needs to figure out how to avoid being barbecued alive.… The fourth fantastic Iggy the Urk story from bestselling author Alan MacDonald.
Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose- picking disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further - Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!
Two more outrageous collections - Bogeys! and Crackers! - featuring the world's grubbiest trouble magnet.