Notorious for failed relationships. Ellen Rosings knows that's true of cops. Detective Tony Aragon has even said it about himself, or something like it. Despite her misgivings, she is drawn to him, but can he reach past a cop's cynicism to trust her? As summer surrounds her Wisteria Tearoom in the beauty of a lush rose garden, death overshadows the tearoom a second time. Maria Garcia - a venerable member of the Santa Fe Rose Guild - breathes her last in the tearoom's front parlor, throwing Ellen into a morass of doubt and conjecture. Was it murder, or merely misfortune?
"live and learn"
Allison Cornwall was forced to leave her hometown in Connecticut and live life on the run from an ex-boyfriend turned stalker. She changed her name and hunkered down in Heaven, PA. The small, idyllic town was a safe haven where no one could find her. And yet, after a year and a half of peace, he did. Police Chief Ian Brown is determined to keep crime out of Heaven. When Ally fears for her life, he's there to protect. Recently divorced, he's not looking for love, but this innocent young woman touches his heart.
This tribute to Patrice O' Neal includes reflections from comedians Louis CK, Dave Attell, Colin Quinn, and Dane Cook. Classic Patrice appearances include exotic meats, The United States of Patrice, Patrice’s mom, the rock coat, it’s raining stuff, Independence Day, and side pussy. All proceeds from the sale of this program will go to Gladys and Dude Productions, Inc., for the benefit of Patrice O’Neal’s family.
"We miss Patrice"
Sharon Osbourne apologizes for her comments about Susan Boyle. Steve Phillips' mistress says she did nothing wrong. Carrie Prejean goes on Larry King Live and refuses to talk about anything. We replay the old Tommy Lee phone call. We talk about War of the Worlds and Jaws, and we discuss some new movies. We talk about Scott Farrell. Anthony tells a disturbing story about his childhood. We talk about the new 2012 movie. Comedians Patrice O'Neal and Colin Quinn join the show.
In order to support her family and maintain their ancient castle in Lesser Hoo, 17-year-old Althea bears the burden of finding a wealthy suitor who can remedy their financial problems.
This tribute to Patrice O' Neal includes reflections from comedians Kurt Metzger, Russ Meneve, and Robert Kelly. Classic Patrice segments include Patrice goes to jail, Patrice’s last show, and Warren Haynes. All proceeds from the sale of this program will go to Gladys and Dude Productions, Inc., for the benefit of Patrice O’Neal’s family.
"RIP Funny Man"
This tribute to Patrice O' Neal includes reflections from comedian Jim Florentine and Anthony Cumia. Classic Patrice appearances include The Black Phillip Show, Patrice’s take on the Illuminati, Patrice in studio with Gallagher, The Bobo Up and Down Game, the cab challenge, and Patrice’s ‘Unmasked’ interview with Ron Bennington.
This tribute to Patrice O' Neal includes reflections from Gregg ‘Opie’ Hughes, comedians Rich Vos, Joe DeRosa, and Amy Schumer. Classic Patrice appearances include a discussion on Patrice’s outfits, Wesley Snipes going to jail, awful sci-fi movies, Patrice’s WWE career, Alfred Hitchcock movies, making a lingerie girl cry, a discussion on Lady Gaga, Patrice’s glass dildos, and the punk test.
Fans of Opie & Anthony have come to know and love the big man, comedian Patrice Oneal. Now, he's front-and-center as the host of his own relationship show on XM Satellite Radio. With help from Dante Nero, Kathleen Rowle, and Opie himself, Patrice answers calls, gives advice, and separates the men from the boys!
Born in West Africa in the early 1950s, Somé was kidnapped at age four by a French Jesuit missionary to be trained as a priest, for the next 15 years enduring the harsh regimen of a seminary where his native language and tribal traditions were systematically suppressed. At age 20 he escaped, but when he returned to his Dugara people in Upper Volta (now Burkina Faso) they rejected him as an outsider. To reconnect with his native culture, Somé underwent a month-long initiation into shamanism.
"We need more audio books like this"
Patrice Oneal is back with another hilarious edition of his XM Satellite Radio relationship show, Black Phillip. This time around, Kathleen Rowle gets hung up on one caller, and Patrice explains her behavior is exactly what women do. Plus, a lengthy discussion on threesomes - how to get them going and what NOT to do to mess them up.
"Great Show Again..."
Cops drink coffee. They don't belong in Ellen Rosings's Victorian tearoom. But when her opening day thank-you tea ends in the murder of the president of the Santa Fe Preservation Trust, the police invade her haven. Enter Detective Tony Aragon: attractive and unsympathetic, with a chip on his shoulder that goes beyond the murder investigation, and Ellen's delicate bone china cup is full. Is the murderer one of her honored guests, or the ghost rumored to haunt the building? Will Ellen solve the mystery, or will the Wisteria Tearoom's premiere turn out to be its - and Ellen's - finale?
Jennie Braxton and her two small children are traveling to Philadelphia for Christmas with her family. Car trouble lands them in a magical town called Heaven, PA. Everything about this sweet place seems too good to be true, especially Nick Ryan, a local chef with a heart as big as her own. His sensual smile tempts her from mourning the loss of her husband, to look into the future.
"Good storyline, but narration was annoying"
She was the cherished grandmother who sang songs in Russian, loved to roller-skate, and spoke little of her past. But when Granny Dan died, all that remained was a box wrapped in brown paper, tied with string. Inside, a story waiting to be told...
Twenty-year-old Ryiah is a black mage of combat, but she is not the Black Mage. Yet. She's had her eyes on the legendary robe for as long as she can remember, and in just one year she will have a chance at her country's prestigious - and only - tourney for mages. Too bad she is going up against a certain non-heir. The one person she has yet to beat.
The Yankees are officially eliminated from the playoffs. We're not on in Boston today. Colin Quinn joins the show. We get an update on the Anthony and Jill situation. Patrice O'Neal joins the show. Colin and Patrice argue. Patrice talks to Anthony about his breakup with Jill. Anthony talks about his breakup with his previous girlfriend. Intern David comes in to do Kosher Sports. And the cast of HBO's Little Britain stops by.
The Animation Festival is tonight. We talk about Hillary and Obama. We talk about Anthony and Jill, and Patrice O'Neal joins us in studio. Anthony and Patrice talk about PBA cards. Then we talk to Jimmy Justice on the phone, and we do Terrible News with Roland. Once we get to XM, we're joined by a large studio audience. We listen to Kathy Lee talk about testicles. We talk to Pat from Moonachie. We play Line of the Day, and crowd favorite Than stops by.
Patrick Swayze dies. We read terrible Patrick Swayze jokes that people are making online. We talk about Roadhouse. P. Diddy is in the building today. The Baltimore morning show from yesterday has a change of heart and we listen to the audio. Opie's wedding anniversary is coming up. Comedian Patrice O'Neal joins the show. A man is honored for his 50 years of service at McDonald's. We talk to the McDonald's worker on the phone. Comedian Bob Kelly joins the show.
We start today’s show talking about the weather, and the wind tunnel near Opie’s house. Opie talks about his time at the Islanders game last night, while Ant talks about being at another Fashion Show. We bring up Lady Gaga, talk about her ridiculous outfits, and play some clips of her on GMA. Patrice O’neal comes by to talk about his new Comedy Central special. He talks about trying to retire, his depression, and his audience. Bill Burr joins the show next and we talk about the NHL.
Elton John is collaborating with Alice in Chains. We talk about how everything good ends up sucking. WBCN signs off. Sam interviews Artie Cornfeld. We talk about how expensive sports tickets are. We listen to new John Sterling clips. Little Nicky records a song that smashes Danny. We try to figure out who on the staff told Little Nicky that Danny didn't like his production. Danny and E-Rock argue. Comedian Rich Vos joins the show.