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The Zen of Zombie

Better Living through the Undead

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The Zen of Zombie

By: Scott Kenemore
Narrated by: Johnny Heller
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Reanimate yourself for success with advice on life, love, and work from the undead!

©2007 Scott Kenemore (P)2011 Tantor Entertainment Comedy Dark Humor Zombie Scary Science Fiction Fiction
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The book is great. Super funny, but also quite useful. Johnny Heller's narration really brings out the humor without hitting the listener over the head with the "funny". Loved it!!

Loved this. Johnny Heller rules!

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If you are a zombie, this book will make you feel good about yourself. If you are not a zombie, you may want to try it after reading this book. Scott Kenemore can say the most outrageous things as if they were commonplace. The narration is the same way. Definitely a fun and thought-provoking read.

Self-help taken to a whole new level

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Move over Carnegie, Nightingale, & Pearce... the zombie is after you.

Mock if you must...but when a senior sales director recommended this book to me, it was a no-brainer to listen & pay attention.

There are some serious head scratchers & paradigm shifters in this book. For example, if you knew the zombie doesn't need to rest, eat, sleep, or confirm with another zombie for permission to eat your brains... would you still keep building a stationary fort in a zombie filled island? Or would you rather take the time to build a raft & get out of of island?

The Zen of Zombie reminds of the simple genius of keeping ONE goal in mind, not caring about others' opinions, and a group of like-minded beings is terrifying. Zombie Tips throughout the book remind you its Zen in zaniness.

WARNING: The humor & examples are sterotypically NSFW. Unless your kids are teenagers with a full understanding of coitus slang & social dynamics, DO NOT listen to this book around them either.

NSFW & HILARIOUSLY Insightful

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