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Zombie Apocalypse Preparation

How to Survive in an Undead World and Have Fun Doing It!

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Zombie Apocalypse Preparation

By: David Houchins, Scot Thomas
Narrated by: Joe Hempel
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We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Okay, that's not really true. But when the SHTF, you're going to want a survival guide that's not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You'll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn't worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher's lawyers say we can't.)

We can't guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you.

©2012 David Houchins and Scot Thomas (P)2020 Tantor Survival Zombie
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I absolutely loved that it was basically from the standpoint of a smartass so I obviously loved it

great

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The zombie survival guide by max brooks was an amazing book. These guys clearly though so too, and seem to have made a jokey version where about 75% of the jokes miss for me and it covers alot of the same ground.The parts where it does differ are interesting, with them going into much more detail on melee weapons for example. Given it was a free book about zombies and did have some decent jokes and some new insights into a few things i can't in the end give it the one star all around most of the jokes has me wanting to give. Its not that they are offensive, just that they aren't that funny and distract more than anything.

The narrator did well given what he had to work with.

Juvenile Zombie Survival Guide.

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This is embarrassing and not even funny. These dudes are trying to be like Ryan Reynolds and failied big time.

This is embarrassing

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