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Married with Zombies

By: Jesse Petersen
Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
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A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling.

On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things: the lack of cars on the highway, the missing security guard, and the fact that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her previous client’s throat. Meet the zombies.

Now Sarah and David are fighting for survival in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. But just because there are zombies, doesn’t mean your other problems go away. If the zombies don’t eat their brains, they might just kill each other.

©2010 Jesse Petersen (P)2010 Dreamscape Media, LLC
Literature & Fiction Funny Zombie Post-Apocalyptic Witty Fiction Paranormal Contemporary Heartfelt Urban Science Fiction Paranormal & Urban Fantasy Romance Feel-Good Paranormal Romance

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"Funny." ( Washington Post)

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Narrator wasn't bad. I enjoyed the book and now listening to book 2. I'm happy I gave it a chance.

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Most of my favorite zombie books build tension and have a sense of impending doom. This has a little of that, the characters seem to escape danger easily. What I do really like about this series is the humor. I love the bickering between Sarah and David and the "marriage counseling / zombie survival rules" that start each chapter. "The couple that slays together, stays together". Recommend this series for a light read, maybe to break up any darker zombie books you may be reading.

Soft Core Zombie

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Who knew that the apocalypse could save your crumbling marriage? This book is hilarious and gross and I loved it. Writing is a brutal field but if success is writing a story that makes people smile and gross them out, Jesse Petersen is an MVP in my book. I know bad pun :/

Humor+Zombies=Awesome!

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I found this to be very amusing. I love how each chapter starts with a phrase from the couples' counseling and how it applies to the zombie Apocalypse. It is the first book in a trilogy, followed by Flip this Zombie and Eat Slay Love.

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From starrt to finish, I really enjoyed this book. The dialog and action was believeable, humorous and invoked a rainbow of emotions throughout. I only wish this was a series - I would absolutely love to read more from this author. Fun and interesting - I loved it.

Fun and action filled romp through zombie land

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