
The Riptide Ultra-Glide
A Novel
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Oliver Wyman
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Tim Dorsey
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Welcome to Paradise!
Freshly laid-off Wisconsinites Patrick and Barbara McDougall are going to sunny Florida for a modest romantic vacation. But the motel they picked isn't quite a pastel paradise, and they have to be midwesterners and make the best of a bad situation. Except bad goes to worse, and a string of misfortunes renders them unable to leave the state.
Meanwhile, the next Mexican-American War is being fought, this time in Fort Lauderdale, between the Kentucky mafia and the Oxy cartel over control of the lucrative pain clinic market. Latinos are turning up dead, hillbillies are wandering the beach trampling sand castles, and cops continue arresting doctors wriggling out of office windows.
But it's never really a party until Serge and Coleman arrive. Cruising down U.S. 1, Captain Florida and his perpetually altered sidekick are on a mission to film the best reality show ever!
Back at their motel, the McDougalls are peeking out the curtains. They've become very popular, especially with Serge, who believes he's found the perfect stars for the pilot of his new TV series.
Are the McDougalls safer with Serge or should they take their chances on the mean streets?
Will Coleman get tired of signing autographs?
Can pelicans be used as murder weapons?
Is time running out for our heroes?
And, finally, the question still on everyone's lips: What's up with Florida? Stay tuned for all the answers in...The Riptide Ultra-Glide!
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Tim Dorsey->good laugh; Oliver Wyman->OGnarrator
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awesome story
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Wish it was better
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oh my word!!!
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Oh, yes, the whole series is a must listen/readWhat was one of the most memorable moments of The Riptide Ultra-Glide?
the double cross, you knowWhich character – as performed by Oliver Wyman – was your favorite?
all of them, but Serge is the bestWas there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
the end, because now, I have to wait for a new one to come out!!!Any additional comments?
going thru withdrawal waiting on the next installmentFull speed ahead!
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My hometown!
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More Serge and Coleman
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What made the experience of listening to The Riptide Ultra-Glide the most enjoyable?
Dorsey once again delivers a frightfully realistic tale of the the twisted Fun House that is the State of Florida. A place where only the iced-coffee and water propelled Serge A. Storms inflicts his own delightful vengeance on modern day Carpet Baggers and con men.Who was your favorite character and why?
Serge...of course.What do you think the narrator could have done better?
This is the first audio book that I've listened to from Dorsey. I've read all of his previous books. I didn't like that Serge had this higher-pitched, somewhat spastic sounding voice. With that said, it did assist in always letting the reader know exactly when Serge was speaking.Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Very enjoyable listen, References to places and issues in the State were always dead-on! If you're a Dorsey fan, I strongly recommend it.Any additional comments?
Once you're able to get past the fact that Serge sounds like Alvin from the Chipmunks, the story is excellent.Serge isn't a member of Alvin and the Chipmunks
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Wyman, as always, is a joy. He's like a one man repertory company. He's got a voice (the right voice!) for each character, he never confuses them, or you. I've got a library full of books i wouldn't otherwise read, just because Wyman reads them.
"Rip tide Ultra Glide" ends with Serge racing off with the couple, and you're glad the story hasn't ended , because you know there's another on the way.
what a combination!
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Tim Dorsey is a genius
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