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Well This Sucks

By: CoraLee June, Carrie Gray
Narrated by: Amanda Stribling, Blake Lockheart
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I treat eating pancakes on patios like it’s a personality trait.

Brunch is my jam. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. I wear pink. Lots of it. If Tinder were an olympic sport, I’d take home the gold. I can rock stilettos like they’re a pair of Nike joggers. I’m basically a basic bitch.

I’m in the prime of my life. I’ve got my dream job as the head of marketing at a sex toy company, and I’ve been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. I’m 30, flirty, and thriving, dammit.

Or at least I was, until some fucker had the audacity to turn me into a vampire.

I don’t do blood and doom and gloom. I sure as hell don’t like sleeping in a coffin, avoiding garlic bread, and these ridiculous vamp politics. And don’t get me started on Diego. He’s vampire royalty and a pain in my ass. A very sexy pain in the ass. When he’s not driving me crazy with all his rules, he’s turning my panties into Niagara falls.

I absolutely refuse to live the rest of my immortal life in some wannabe '90s grunge music video.

This sucks!

©2020 CoraLee June (P)2021 Audiobooks Unleashed

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Why did I laugh so?

The VO actors were perfectly suited for this. Drew’s voice was spot on and Diego sounded exactly how a Vampire King should. I cracked up multiple times by their dynamic and “Pussy” was just funny every time Drew talked about her. (I swear I’m not 12, lol)

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Cute little paranormal romcom

Fun listen! Some of the FMC dialogue was a bit immature humor and didn’t quite land but overall worth it!

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Best book ever!

I found drew and Diego to be hilarious and honestly love this book. First time I’ve read a paranormal rom com and honestly I need more because I laughed so much and the spicy was just a good amount of spice.

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Not bad

There were some funny parts. The narrator was great! It's not my favorite book ever but not bad

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Cute Vampy Romance

This was a fun cute standalone Vampire romance. I always appreciate a Vampire RomCom especially one where the vampires are adults :) a little bit of spice and a quick witted FMC and this has all the makings of a good time. Will be looking for more fun stuff from these authors.

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Oh my dang!!💜

From the first chapter I was laughing my butt off. These characters and circumstances were hilarious!!
The performance & delivery by Amanda Stribling were absolutely fantastic. Blake Lockheart was perfect as the sexy king of vampires with his smooth seductive voice.
This book is a hilarious standalone with an HEA!
I highly recommend this book.

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Completely hilarious

I just love a good paranormal romcom. This has the classic romcom vibes with the paranormal trills. The FMC is funny but a bit dizzy at times. Girl slow the f-down and asks some freaking questions. But we all have our character flaws don’t we?
I was in fits of giggles starting from chapter one when our horny FMC deploys a plan to ditch her awful date because no “D” was worth putting up with this Mama’s Boy. Sitting alone eating her dates dinner is where her life takes a unwanted left turn at a 3⭐️ Italian restaurant.

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