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Vampires Are the Worst!
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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Publisher's summary
A new comedic urban fantasy adventure from the author of the Future Visions and Hero's Knack series.
Alex knows he is a cliché. After all, a vampire pining for a human girl? He might as well put on a Team Edward shirt and call it a day. Still, despite his werewolf best friend's constant comments about 'Glittering chests,' he can't help himself. So, when his crush announces that she is leaving his online class to return to Green Lake Academy, he decides to throw good sense away and follow.
After some fast talking (and a promise not to eat anyone), he finds himself surrounded by humans for the first time. Now, his only problems are a jealous ex-boyfriend, the fact that he is engaged to a vampire princess, a group of evil bloodsuckers bent on world domination, and a witch that just HAD to enchant a ten-foot-tall murderous statue of the school mascot. Sometimes, being a vampire is the worst!
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Getting assassinated sucks. Just ask Thomas, a man from Earth who made a few too many enemies. Or you could ask Lucian, the crown prince of another world who met a similar fate. But if you were to ask either of them, then you'd actually be asking the same man, as Thomas' soul was crammed into Lucian's body during their simultaneous assassinations. The Goddess who reincarnated him didn't do it for free, though. She tasked Lucian with the simple quest of saving the Almekian Kingdom from the brink of collapse.
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5 out of 5 stars
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FLOOF
- By G on 04-11-24
By: Michael Plymel
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The Eternal Dungeon
- By: Tracy Gregory
- Narrated by: Graham Mack
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15
A place of wonder, excitement, deadly traps and ferocious monsters, the Eternal Dungeon is an endless labyrinth of tunnels and rooms. With death awaiting through every door the dungeon needs new inhabitants to feed its hunger. Enter Jackson, snatched from his home via magic portal and dumped into the dungeon's dank halls. Assigned the role of a disposable monster by the class-based levelling system that puts the Eternal Dungeons denizens on an even footing, he must learn to master his new powers to survive.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A well written, clever book with great narration
- By Chris on 04-12-24
By: Tracy Gregory
What listeners say about Vampires Are the Worst!
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- Gene
- 04-20-24
Fun listening to.
Not a bad way to enjoy an afternoon on the beach. Fifteen word obligatory statement met.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Waltzmedarling
- 04-13-24
An Fun Take on Vampires
Part comedy, part action, part snarky teen urban fantasy, part rom-com, the story was hard to peg down but somehow wove all the genres into something really enjoyable. Great voice performance as well. Highly recommended.
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