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Lost on Planet China Audiobook

Lost on Planet China

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Publisher's Summary

J. Maarten Troost charmed listeners with his humorous tales of wandering the remote islands of the South Pacific in The Sex Lives of Cannibals and Getting Stoned with Savages. When the travel bug bit again, he took on the world's most populous and intriguing nation.

As Troost relates his gonzo adventure - dodging deadly drivers in Shanghai, eating yak in Tibet, deciphering restaurant menus (offering local favorites such as cattle penis with garlic), and visiting with Chairman Mao (still dead) - he reveals a vast, complex country on the brink of transformation that will soon shape the way we all work, live, and think.

This insightful, hilarious narrative brings China to life as you've never seen it before.

©2008 J. Maarten Troost; (P)2008 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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    noiron east hampton,ct 05-10-16
    noiron east hampton,ct 05-10-16 Member Since 2016

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    "Nightmare undisguised"

    This book while well read is not the least bit enjoyable. Although probably portraying many unknown truths of the customs and habits of Chin presently and in bygone days,there is so much of what is depicted is unpleasant or downright scary and disgusting,.people,animals, environment,moral integrity, health, etc seem without value there. It certainly is an eye opener into the lengths some will go for profit worldwide.However it fosters neither further interest nor affection for China.

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    Tiffany D. Stewart 02-25-16 Member Since 2013
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    "LOVED it!"

    This was a delight from beginning to end. I love it when an author takes risks, and he did. His observations and honesty and humor are wonderful. I only wish there were more travel writers like him out there. This is one of those books that I wanted to write the author to lavish praise.

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    John 07-24-15
    John 07-24-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Incredibly Humorous Book about China Travel"
    What made the experience of listening to Lost on Planet China the most enjoyable?

    While extremely informative, the book was quite funny. The narrator was likely a factor in presenting an audiobook which caused me at numerous points to burst out laughing.


    What did you like best about this story?

    This book is about the travel all over China of a man from California whose family was considering moving to China. He traveled not only to Beijing and the coastal cities, but also to Tibet and the northern provinces. He did this as an individual who spoke very little Chinese.


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    Rebecca 03-13-15
    Rebecca 03-13-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Best narrator! Absolutely hilarious"

    Just so good. I have enjoyed all of Maarten Troosts books, and recommend them all --- especially with this narrator who delivers wit and lot better than I've heard in ages.














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    A. Silverstone Durham, NC USA 12-09-14
    A. Silverstone Durham, NC USA 12-09-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Weird Things in the Middle Kingdom"
    What did you like best about this story?

    Troost spends quite a bit of time traveling around China, and recording his voluminous observations. It is great fun listening to Troost as he encounters strange foods, pollution, and more phlegm than one man can deal with. His wry humor will cause you to laugh out loud at places, so be wary of listening to this in public places.


    Did Simon Vance do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    Although Simon Vance does a fantastic job narrating author Troost's voice, he falls far short on the Chinese people quoted. They sound like bad imitations of Chinese people from 1930's pulp movies. Also, Vance butchers a number of Chinese words on place names in the text. A little consultation with a Chinese speaker would have helped a huge amount.


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    Mark SAN FRANCISCO, CA, United States 09-19-14
    Mark SAN FRANCISCO, CA, United States 09-19-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Worn out by the constant"
    Would you try another book from J. Maarten Troost and/or Simon Vance?

    Perhaps.


    Has Lost on Planet China turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Simon Vance?

    Yes, if it is a good book.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    To be fair, I stopped listening halfway. I imagine that travelling in China must be challenging at times. However, it seemed the author did not find anything during his travel in China that he enjoyed or liked. The constant complaining wore me out, and I stopped listening. Perhaps other readers who have listened to the entire book would have different conclusions from mine.


    Any additional comments?

    I have read his other books. Unfortunately, I did not enjoy this book.

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    David United States 09-08-14
    David United States 09-08-14 Member Since 2016
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    "True to what a visit to China is like"
    What did you love best about Lost on Planet China?

    The authors point of view is very funny.


    What other book might you compare Lost on Planet China to and why?

    Hotel at the top of the world. Similar humor.


    What about Simon Vance’s performance did you like?

    He's performance was incredible. I will look for him w hen making future purchases.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Talking to the lamps.


    Any additional comments?

    This is a great look at China.

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    kathryn Salisbury, NC, United States 01-01-09
    kathryn Salisbury, NC, United States 01-01-09
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    "Not what I'd hoped for..."

    I love reading about other countries and their cultures. As I am the proud grandmother of a smart and savy, seven year old Chinese boy, who came to us when he was four, I was hoping to gain some insight re/his heritage. I was disappointed with the author's condescending manner, and his "cutsy" humor. To me, he often came across sounding like the "ugly American." I would be embarrassed to have my Chinese friends read this book.

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    David Field 03-08-10
    David Field 03-08-10 Member Since 2016

    out standing in his field

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    ""What to Hate About China and Why""

    I was really looking forward to the profound insights of a seasoned traveler with a sophisticated cultural palate. Halfway through the book, I was still hopeful. All I got was what to hate about China (pretty much everything) and why (it stinks, you can't breathe, Mao is still god, everything is fake, what isn't fake is being either destroyed or copied into obscurity, the people are rude and mean-spirited when they aren't inscrutable, and the culture is inexplicable - but the food is great if you like eating poisonous invertebrates, western pets, genital organs, and raw meat).

    And some of the insights _not_ offered up were amazing. How could you wander innocently into a gay bar and order a drink without recognizing the place for what it was (whimsically punching in the only floor number that was unlabelled in the elevator might at least have been a reason to be wary)? Or worse, what American male, having just checked into a seedy motel in the middle of the night, could honestly say that he doesn't know what the girl on the other end of the line is offering when she says, "Ma'sah'gee"? And what about the young man who assaulted him by the ATM, screaming at him and repeatedly slapping the back of his head - why tell me about the incident without offering any sort of interpretation, however naive or biased?

    A co-worker was born in China, and while she admits she would not want to raise her children there, she did appreciate the view from Tai Shan (Mr. Troost claims one cannot see more than 10 feet in any one direction through the smog). Nobody she knows thinks highly of Mao and his likeness is not everywhere.

    I give it one star for the deliciously sarcastic wit, which carried me through the first couple chapters before it got old, and after that it was
    downright irritating.

    Audible, can I get a credit refunded? I will happily delete the files and forget I ever heard of the book.

    2 of 6 people found this review helpful

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