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Before Kelsey there was a girl, raised by a villain, whose love for a hero changed the course of history. Trapped under the thumb of her abusive and powerful father Lokesh, Yesubai struggles to keep her own magical abilities secret while evading his dark powers. When Lokesh promises Yesubai to the prince of a neighboring kingdom, she becomes the central pawn in his plot to destroy the ruling family and take power for himself. Yesubai is trapped by her father's threats and desperate to protect the man she comes to love, but she knows that any decision she makes will have dire consequences. As dark forces gather around her, Yesubai must decide if she's willing to reveal that somewhere deep within her she has the power to change everything.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It was OK
- By Marisa Talley on 03-06-17
By: Colleen Houck
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The Candy Shop War
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Emily Janice Card
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,574
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,319
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,321
Welcome to the Sweet Tooth Ice Cream & Candy Shoppe, where the confections are a bit on the... unusual side. Rock candy that makes you weightless. Jawbreakers that make you unbreakable. Chocolate balls that make you a master of disguise. Four young friends - Nate, Summer, Trevor, and Pigeon - meet the grandmotherly Mrs. White, owner of the Sweet Tooth, and soon learn about the magical side effects of her candies.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining for grade schoolers and their parents
- By D.R. on 07-08-13
By: Brandon Mull
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The Engineer Wizard
- The Genie and the Wizard, Book 1
- By: Glenn Michaels
- Narrated by: Commodore James, Jordan Byrne, Bennett Cousins, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 132
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 121
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Story4 out of 5 stars 120
Paul Armstead is your average American senior citizen and electrical engineer. He's 61 years old, unremarkably unattractive, and a self-proclaimed science fiction nut. He's lived the American dream in drab, typical fashion. So how does he end up fleeing from one end of the world to the other, dodging government dragnets; evil, nightmarish monsters known as the Oni; good wizards; bad wizards; beautiful women; spies; and wizardly spells? Well, it is entirely the genie's fault....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hurry up with the 2nd one!
- By Brody T. on 08-30-16
By: Glenn Michaels
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Prelude to Mayhem
- Mayhem Wave Series, Book 1
- By: Edward Aubry
- Narrated by: C.S.E Cooney
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 36
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 36
In the ruins of his world, Harrison Cody follows a mysterious voice on the radio as he and his pixie sidekick travel on foot across a terrifyingly random landscape. They discover Dorothy O'Neill, who has had to survive among monsters when her greatest worry used to be how to navigate high school. Together they search for what remains of Chicago, and the hope that civilization can be rebuilt.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun and unique post-apocalyptic fiction
- By Quick Brown Fox on 03-23-17
By: Edward Aubry
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Blades VR
- By: Terry Schott
- Narrated by: Chris Ciulla
- Length: 21 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 144
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 129
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Story4 out of 5 stars 130
Put your dice and paper away. Turn off that computer. Blades of Verchinor, the most popular fantasy role-playing game of all time, is now the world’s first fully immersive virtual reality game! Okay, maybe there are a few glitches and bugs. Perhaps the NPC’s and monsters aren’t behaving exactly as expected. And sure, the creator who can fix issues such as these is missing, but this shouldn’t worry you. Life’s an adventure, right? Step through the portal and enter a new reality.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Hard to listen to
- By Jess on 07-09-18
By: Terry Schott
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Desert Runner
- Puatera Online, Book 1
- By: Dawn Chapman
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 93
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 93
An NPC story. With her pain potions in short supply, Maddie accepts a deadly run, picks up a package in Trox City, and crosses the desert plains to Port Troli. The only issues - an unwanted passenger and Tromoal breeding season.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An introduction into a different world
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 01-22-18
By: Dawn Chapman
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Shall We Begin
- Gateway to the Galaxy, Book 0
- By: Jonathan Yanez, JR Castle
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 106
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 93
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 93
Sometimes to save a recruit, he’s got to break them. A pragmatic, battle-tested Knight recalls the savage fallout of the Chaos War. Sergeant Claymore leads his recruits through a brutal boot camp training and to an unexpected, bloody battle. They will admire him. They will fear him. And when it’s all over, they will remember him for the rest of their lives.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable listen
- By Lynette on 01-21-21
By: Jonathan Yanez, and others
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Sky Raiders
- Five Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Keith Nobbs
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,107
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,847
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,854
Cole Randolph was just trying to have a fun time with his friends on Halloween (and maybe get to know Jenna Hunt a little better). But when a spooky haunted house turns out to be a portal to something much creepier, Cole finds himself on an adventure on a whole different level.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A little scary at first, but a great story!
- By Shileen on 09-19-14
By: Brandon Mull
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31,344
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28,873
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28,866
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
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Contractor
- The Contractors, Book 1
- By: Andrew Ball
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,842
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,725
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,719
The Earth is under siege - and no one knows about it because the invaders erase those whom they consume. A handful of men and women stand on the border between the mundane and the magical. They have a special spark of soul - not quite enough to be naturally gifted in spellcraft but greater than the average person, a tiny flame that can ignite incredible potential. They possess the ability to fight back against the Vorid: the ability to become a Contractor.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Where. Is. The. Sequel!!!!
- By Brina on 07-21-16
By: Andrew Ball
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The Bathrobe Knight: Volume 1
- By: Charles Dean
- Narrated by: Matthew Broadhead
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,194
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,106
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,104
Darwin, a video game addict, is sitting in his bathrobe and slippers playing his favorite MMO on a Christmas night when an uninvited guest breaks into his house to steal his belongings. After the scuffle is over he finds himself transported into one of the sword and magic RPG-style MMOs that he has always loved to play, albeit one he has never heard of, where he has to overcome trials and tribulations at every turn as he fights for his life alongside new companions.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pleasantly surprised!
- By Dave Willmarth on 11-15-17
By: Charles Dean
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Transcendental Misappropriation
- Pentacle Series, Book 1
- By: Robert Harper
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 787
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 729
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 726
Danny's life was going well. He had a steady job and plans to buy his own place. That was until some rogue junk mail decided he needed a change of scenery. Now Danny's got a new start in another world, and he needs to make sure he doesn't squander this opportunity at making the most of this new life.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Unusual Premise
- By Nathan Parker on 01-01-19
By: Robert Harper
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Kingdom Keepers: The Return Book One Disney Lands
- Kingdom Keepers: The Return, Book 1
- By: Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 215
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 196
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 198
With the defeat of the Overtakers behind them, the five teenagers known as the Kingdom Keepers should be celebrating. By all accounts they saved Disneyland from certain destruction. Why then did their mentor leave one last puzzle for them to decipher? The Keepers must solve a puzzle of the past, or be crushed under an evil that makes the Overtakers seem like gentle souls.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Why do I keep buying these?
- By Rebecca on 04-04-16
By: Ridley Pearson
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Hunter's Moon
- By: C. T. Adams, Cathy Clamp
- Narrated by: Adam Epstein
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 54
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 47
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Story4 out of 5 stars 46
Sue Quentin has reached the end of her rope - she's desperate, and there's only one way out. Her plan doesn't include falling for Tony, the mysterious hit man she hires. He listens when she speaks and somehow convinces her that maybe her problems aren't entirely insurmountable. He even thinks her little potbelly is sexy. So he's a werewolf - everyone has flaws! Sue enjoys being coddled by Tony, and, for his part, Tony likes the way Sue moans when he touches her. She begins to think she and Tony might have a shot at a future together, despite his unorthodox profession...and even though she doesn't know his real name.
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3 out of 5 stars
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AN ENJOYABLE 3.5 STARS SOPRANOS & WERE-SHIFTERS
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 09-29-13
By: C. T. Adams, and others
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Wizard in a Witchy World
- By: Jamie McFarlane
- Narrated by: Lou Lambert
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 434
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 395
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 394
Modern day wizard Felix Slade knows better than to meddle in the lives of witches. But when a chance encounter with a beautiful witch, Gabriella, sparks a vision of her demise at the hand of a werewolf, he knows he must act. To make matters worse, his vision reveals feelings he has for this woman he's only seen from afar, and in that moment his life is changed forever. Trouble has been brewing in sleepy Leotown, but explodes when Felix witnesses the gruesome murder of Gabriella's coven leader and ends up number one on a short list of suspects.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I liked It, But...
- By Ashanti on 05-30-17
By: Jamie McFarlane
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The Bitches of Everafter
- The Everafter Series, Book 1
- By: Barbra Annino
- Narrated by: Erin Fossa
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 303
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 276
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Story4 out of 5 stars 278
These are not the mild-mannered maidens of your childhood. These are fallen princesses and fierce women with no recollection of who they are, where they came from, or how they arrived in a mysterious town called Everafter. All they know is that they've been sentenced to a stretch in a half-way house by a malicious judge with an ax to grind. They've been stripped of their freedom, their kingdoms, and their true loves. Now, they have nothing left to lose.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Good Idea, Bad execution
- By A.J. Amendolara on 04-26-15
By: Barbra Annino
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Court of Nightfall
- Nightfall Chronicles #1
- By: Karpov Kinrade
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 212
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 194
You think you know what is right and what is wrong? Then tell me if this man should die. He is my enemy. He is to be my end. He is the one I love. I have spent my life in shades of gray. I have died and returned to a world of color. I have fought an angel and lived. I have kissed the Prince of Ravens. I have faced the Lord of Night and made him kneel. I was accepted into the Four Orders, and I created the fifth. I freed the Shadow of Rome. I sat upon the Twilight Throne.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Gave up 2/3 through
- By Sarah on 03-20-16
By: Karpov Kinrade
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Guy in Real Life
- By: Steve Brezenoff
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews, Arielle DeLisle
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 64
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 64
It is Labor Day weekend in Saint Paul, Minnesota, and a boy and a girl collide on a dark street at two thirty in the morning; Lesh, who wears black, listens to metal, and plays MMOs; Svetlana, who embroiders her skirts, listens to Björk and Berlioz, and dungeon masters her own RPG. They should pick themselves up, continue on their way, and never talk to each other again. But they don't. This is a story of two people who do not belong in each other's lives, and who find each other at a time when they desperately need someone who doesn't belong in their lives.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Clever story, creative characters, loads of fun
- By Marni on 06-10-14
By: Steve Brezenoff
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- ERIC A DAVIS
- 01-23-22
Great introductory LITRPG
This is a great introduction into LITRPG for a younger audience. The author wrote this book for and with the help of his 10yo daughter. It is a very cute and fun story so far, with a touch of monster fighting to keep things interesting. I would recommend this story to anyone wanting to enjoy a lighthearted isekai novel, especially if you have kids that might enjoy this type of work
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- Greybeard
- 02-01-22
Great Slice of Life Isekai Novel
Remember the target audience for this one.
Funny story about a pizza guy, trash pandas and saving the world. What's not to like?
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- King Dingdong
- 02-18-22
Definitely great for children!
Its a great book for my kids! The storyline was fairly straightforward and easy to follow. He talked about things like, looking both ways to cross the street and such. Great book for my 7 year old!
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-14-22
a fun palate cleanser
This light novel lives up to the description. It was a fun little adventure.
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- Joeseph Baxter
- 01-25-22
good book
it's a good book, a bit short but for what it was created for its understandable, the name threw me off a bit and I was skeptical about reading it, but the book is actually enjoyable, great book to read with your kids.
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- Michael Cooper
- 03-01-22
A fun Story for kids of all ages
My four year old and me love this story, a very family friendly LITRPG. A great read/listen for all age level.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Bridget Lohman
- 02-21-22
Cute introduction to litrpg
My daughter is 7 and this is her first exposure to this sort of reading. The audio version made her laugh a bunch and it was good to see her getting interested. The audio adds some fun sounds to leveling that made the story better.
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- ross asbill
- 05-23-22
Great fun story
What a great, fun, clean story. I don't usually do stories geared towards teens, but I'm really glad I did with this one. Looking forward to this adventure continuing.
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- Mary Jo Casey
- 02-11-22
Nice pace!
The narrator did a great job depicting each character by changing tone, pace, and even accents. The pace was excellent. I sometimes feel that audiobooks are a little slow, so I increase speed. This one was great! Though I am not a “kid”, I found the story to be engaging and the characters well developed,
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- Ike Armstrong
- 01-24-22
entertainment for everyone
for the target audience of this title it is very well written. the way the author carries out the story line as well as the new world Isekai mechanics, it can be enjoyed by anyone. I personally would put this in the slice of life / Isekai genre. i was entertained throughout the whole book and will be getting part 2 when it's available.
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