-
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
- Insightful and Humorous Quotes to Get You in the Spirit of Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine, and Easter!
- Narrated by: Michael Langan
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
Buy for $6.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Mark Twain Quotes of Wit and Wisdom
- Inspirational Quotes from America's Greatest Humorist to Make You Smile, Think, and Grow!
- By: Stan Hardy
- Narrated by: Matyas Job Gombos
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 30
If you are looking for a highly entertaining and inspiring collection of epigrams and witticisms by America's greatest humorist, then Mark Twain Quotes of Wit and Wisdom is 100 percent for you!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Listen to this book and hear what Mark Twain may have sounded like.
- By Momma cass on 01-23-23
By: Stan Hardy
-
Being Henry
- The Fonz . . . and Beyond
- By: Henry Winkler
- Narrated by: Henry Winkler
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,196
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,116
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 1,116
Henry Winkler, launched into prominence as “The Fonz” in the beloved Happy Days, has transcended the role that made him who he is. Brilliant, funny, and widely regarded as the nicest man in Hollywood (though he would be the first to tell you that it’s simply not the case, he’s really just grateful to be here), Henry shares in this achingly vulnerable memoir the disheartening truth of his childhood, the difficulties of a life with severe dyslexia, the pressures of a role that takes on a life of its own, and the path forward once your wildest dream seems behind you.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Wowww what a life, what a man
- By Paul Schabes on 10-31-23
By: Henry Winkler
-
Heart Talk
- Poetic Wisdom for a Better Life
- By: Cleo Wade
- Narrated by: Cleo Wade
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 342
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 289
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 285
Cleo Wade - the artist, poet, and speaker who has been called "the Millennial Oprah" by New York magazine - offers creative inspiration and life lessons through poetry, mantras, and affirmations, perfect for fans of the best seller Milk & Honey. True to her hugely popular Instagram account, Cleo Wade brings her moving life lessons to Heart Talk, an inspiring, accessible, and spiritual audiobook of wisdom for the new generation.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Come and listen to your heart!
- By pc on 11-16-23
By: Cleo Wade
-
Once Upon a Farm
- By: Rory Feek
- Narrated by: Rory Feek
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 328
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 295
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 296
Now raising their four-year-old daughter, Indiana, alone, after Joey’s passing, Rory Feek digs deeper into the soil of his life and the unusual choices he and his wife, Joey, made together and the ones he’s making now to lead his family into the future. When Feek and his older daughters moved into a run-down farmhouse almost 20 years ago, he had no idea of the almost fairy-tale love story that was going to unfold on that small piece of Tennessee land. He takes listeners on his incredible journey from heartbreak to hope and, ultimately, the kind of healing that comes only through faith.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Touching
- By Kristin on 06-20-18
By: Rory Feek
-
Refuge
- A Novel
- By: Dot Jackson
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Wiley
- Length: 14 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 963
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 853
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 848
Early one morning in 1929, Mary Seneca Steele spontaneously packs a suitcase, gathers up her son and daughter, and drives away in her abusive and dissolute husband’s brand-new Auburn Phaeton automobile, leaving her privileged life in Charleston behind. It is the beginning of a journey of enlightenment that leads Mary “Sen” to the mountains and mysteries of Appalachia, where she will learn unexpected family secrets, create a new life for herself and her children, and finally experience love and happiness before tragedy will once again test her.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A Great Southern Tale
- By B. Newman on 01-09-20
By: Dot Jackson
-
A Redbird Christmas
- A Novel
- By: Fannie Flagg
- Narrated by: Fannie Flagg
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,318
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 964
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 957
Deep in the southernmost part of Alabama, along the banks of a lazy winding river, lies the sleepy little community known as Lost River, a place that time itself seems to have forgotten. After a startling diagnosis from his doctor, Oswald T. Campbell leaves behind the cold and damp of the oncoming Chicago winter to spend what he believes will be his last Christmas in the warm and welcoming town of Lost River. There he meets the postman who delivers mail by boat, the store owner who nurses a broken heart, the ladies of the Mystic Order of the Royal Polka Dots Secret Society.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
A sad bittersweet story
- By Sara on 12-20-13
By: Fannie Flagg
-
Mark Twain Quotes of Wit and Wisdom
- Inspirational Quotes from America's Greatest Humorist to Make You Smile, Think, and Grow!
- By: Stan Hardy
- Narrated by: Matyas Job Gombos
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 30
If you are looking for a highly entertaining and inspiring collection of epigrams and witticisms by America's greatest humorist, then Mark Twain Quotes of Wit and Wisdom is 100 percent for you!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Listen to this book and hear what Mark Twain may have sounded like.
- By Momma cass on 01-23-23
By: Stan Hardy
-
Being Henry
- The Fonz . . . and Beyond
- By: Henry Winkler
- Narrated by: Henry Winkler
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,196
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,116
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 1,116
Henry Winkler, launched into prominence as “The Fonz” in the beloved Happy Days, has transcended the role that made him who he is. Brilliant, funny, and widely regarded as the nicest man in Hollywood (though he would be the first to tell you that it’s simply not the case, he’s really just grateful to be here), Henry shares in this achingly vulnerable memoir the disheartening truth of his childhood, the difficulties of a life with severe dyslexia, the pressures of a role that takes on a life of its own, and the path forward once your wildest dream seems behind you.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Wowww what a life, what a man
- By Paul Schabes on 10-31-23
By: Henry Winkler
-
Heart Talk
- Poetic Wisdom for a Better Life
- By: Cleo Wade
- Narrated by: Cleo Wade
- Length: 1 hr and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 342
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 289
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 285
Cleo Wade - the artist, poet, and speaker who has been called "the Millennial Oprah" by New York magazine - offers creative inspiration and life lessons through poetry, mantras, and affirmations, perfect for fans of the best seller Milk & Honey. True to her hugely popular Instagram account, Cleo Wade brings her moving life lessons to Heart Talk, an inspiring, accessible, and spiritual audiobook of wisdom for the new generation.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Come and listen to your heart!
- By pc on 11-16-23
By: Cleo Wade
-
Once Upon a Farm
- By: Rory Feek
- Narrated by: Rory Feek
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 328
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 295
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 296
Now raising their four-year-old daughter, Indiana, alone, after Joey’s passing, Rory Feek digs deeper into the soil of his life and the unusual choices he and his wife, Joey, made together and the ones he’s making now to lead his family into the future. When Feek and his older daughters moved into a run-down farmhouse almost 20 years ago, he had no idea of the almost fairy-tale love story that was going to unfold on that small piece of Tennessee land. He takes listeners on his incredible journey from heartbreak to hope and, ultimately, the kind of healing that comes only through faith.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Touching
- By Kristin on 06-20-18
By: Rory Feek
-
Refuge
- A Novel
- By: Dot Jackson
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Wiley
- Length: 14 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 963
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 853
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 848
Early one morning in 1929, Mary Seneca Steele spontaneously packs a suitcase, gathers up her son and daughter, and drives away in her abusive and dissolute husband’s brand-new Auburn Phaeton automobile, leaving her privileged life in Charleston behind. It is the beginning of a journey of enlightenment that leads Mary “Sen” to the mountains and mysteries of Appalachia, where she will learn unexpected family secrets, create a new life for herself and her children, and finally experience love and happiness before tragedy will once again test her.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A Great Southern Tale
- By B. Newman on 01-09-20
By: Dot Jackson
-
A Redbird Christmas
- A Novel
- By: Fannie Flagg
- Narrated by: Fannie Flagg
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,318
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 964
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 957
Deep in the southernmost part of Alabama, along the banks of a lazy winding river, lies the sleepy little community known as Lost River, a place that time itself seems to have forgotten. After a startling diagnosis from his doctor, Oswald T. Campbell leaves behind the cold and damp of the oncoming Chicago winter to spend what he believes will be his last Christmas in the warm and welcoming town of Lost River. There he meets the postman who delivers mail by boat, the store owner who nurses a broken heart, the ladies of the Mystic Order of the Royal Polka Dots Secret Society.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
A sad bittersweet story
- By Sara on 12-20-13
By: Fannie Flagg
-
The Christmas Pearl
- By: Dorothea Benton Frank
- Narrated by: Celia Weston
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 435
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 366
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 362
Theodora is the matriarch of a family that, in her opinion, has grown into a bunch of truculent knuckleheads. They've all come together to South Carolina to celebrate Christmas. But this Christmas looks nothing like the extravagant, homey Christmases Theodora grew up with.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Never too old to learn or to love
- By Debbie on 12-20-13
-
The Woman Who Met Her Match
- By: Fiona Gibson
- Narrated by: Emma Gregory
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 754
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 689
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 689
What if your first love came back on the scene...30 years later? After yet another disaster, Lorrie is calling time on online dating. She might be single in her 40s, but she's got a good job and wonderful children, and she's happy. This, Lorrie decides, is going to have to be enough. That is until she receives a very unexpected request from France. Antoine Rousseau, who had once turned a lonely French exchange trip into a summer of romance, wants to see her - after 30 years.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
sweet easy read
- By lzydaizy on 02-01-18
By: Fiona Gibson
-
Tom Lake
- A Novel
- By: Ann Patchett
- Narrated by: Meryl Streep
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12,052
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 11,259
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11,245
In the spring of 2020, Lara’s three daughters return to the family's orchard in Northern Michigan. While picking cherries, they beg their mother to tell them the story of Peter Duke, a famous actor with whom she shared both a stage and a romance years before at a theater company called Tom Lake. As Lara recalls the past, her daughters examine their own lives and relationship with their mother, and are forced to reconsider the world and everything they thought they knew.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
So incredibly boring
- By Rhonda Morrison on 08-05-23
By: Ann Patchett
-
Designed to Last
- Our Journey of Building an Intentional Home, Growing in Faith, and Finding Joy in the In-Between
- By: Ashley Petrone, Dino Petrone
- Narrated by: Ashley Petrone, Dino Petrone
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 200
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 178
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 177
Over half a million listeners have joined the journey of Instagram sensations Ashley and Dino Petrone. Through their popular online community Arrows and Bow, Ashley and Dino share their adventures, mishaps, and joys of building a life together using an unexpected element: design.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
So encouraging
- By Robin on 04-28-24
By: Ashley Petrone, and others
-
Jacob T. Marley
- By: R. William Bennett
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,857
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,579
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,560
"Marley was dead to begin with...." These chillingly familiar words begin the classic Christmas tale of remorse and redemption in A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Now R. William Bennett rewinds the story and focuses the spotlight on Scrooge’s miserly business partner, Jacob T. Marley, who was allowed to return as a ghost to warn Scrooge away from his ill-fated path. Why was Marley allowed to return? And why hadn’t he been given the same chance as Ebenezer Scrooge? Or had he?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I Save My Five Stars for Books like This!
- By Gillian on 01-27-14
-
Remarkably Bright Creatures
- A Novel
- By: Shelby Van Pelt
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland, Michael Urie
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 39,033
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 35,541
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 35,464
After Tova Sullivan’s husband died, she began working the night shift at the Sowell Bay Aquarium, mopping floors and tidying up. Keeping busy has always helped her cope, which she’s been doing since her eighteen-year-old son, Erik, mysteriously vanished on a boat in Puget Sound over thirty years ago. Tova becomes acquainted with curmudgeonly Marcellus, a giant Pacific octopus living at the aquarium. Marcellus knows more than anyone can imagine but wouldn’t dream of lifting one of his eight arms for his human captors—until he forms a remarkable friendship with Tova.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Hidden gem, incredible narration!
- By Christine T on 05-17-22
By: Shelby Van Pelt
-
Winter Solstice
- By: Rosamunde Pilcher
- Narrated by: Jilly Bond
- Length: 17 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,606
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,454
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,451
From #1 New York Times bestselling author Rosamunde Pilcher, Winter Solstice (the basis for the TV movie) is the story of five unforgettable characters, lonely and haunted strangers who find love and loyalty as a reborn family of friends during the Christmas holidays.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
An absolute joy!
- By Amazon Customer on 05-24-19
-
The Silver Suitcase
- By: Terrie Todd
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 670
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 578
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 574
It's 1939, and Canada is on the cusp of entering World War II. Seventeen-year-old farm girl Cornelia is heartbroken when she learns that her beloved soldier, Henry, has been killed in a train wreck. Alone and carrying a heavy secret, she makes the desperate choice that will haunt her for years to come. Never telling a soul, Cornelia pours out the painful events of the war in her diary.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A Diary, WWII, and Wrestling with God
- By Debbie on 03-03-16
By: Terrie Todd
-
The Lost Girls of Ireland
- Starlight Cottages, Book 1
- By: Susanne O'Leary
- Narrated by: Jennifer Fitzgerald
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 272
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 242
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 241
A heart-warming story about family secrets and one woman’s escape to dreamy Sandy Cove on the stunning west coast of Ireland. The picturesque beach of Wild Rose Bay is the last place Lydia Butler thought she’d be. But having just lost everything, the run-down cottage she inherited from her Great Aunt Nellie is the only place she can take her daughter, Sunny. Hidden away in a tiny Irish village, she can protect Sunny from the gossip in Dublin, and the real reason they have nowhere else to live....
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great Read
- By Mary k.campbell on 12-02-22
By: Susanne O'Leary
-
The Answer Is...
- Reflections on My Life
- By: Alex Trebek
- Narrated by: Ken Jennings, Alex Trebek
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3,648
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,231
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3,211
Longtime Jeopardy! host and television icon Alex Trebek reflects on his life and career. The book combines illuminating personal anecdotes with Trebek’s thoughts on a range of topics, including marriage, parenthood, education, success, spirituality, and philanthropy. Trebek also addresses the questions he gets asked most often by Jeopardy! fans, such as what prompted him to shave his signature mustache, his insights on legendary players like Ken Jennings and James Holzhauer, and his opinion of Will Ferrell’s Saturday Night Live impersonation.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
AMAZING.
- By Anonymous User on 07-21-20
By: Alex Trebek
-
Letters from Father Christmas
- By: J. R. R. Tolkien
- Narrated by: Derek Jacobi, John Moffatt, Christian Rodska
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,872
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,642
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,632
Can you imagine writing to Father Christmas and actually getting a reply? Every year, the children of J.R.R. Tolkien would write to Father Christmas, and the letters they received told wonderful stories of his adventures at the North Pole. These humorous tales are brought to life by Derek Jacobi as Father Christmas, John Moffatt as Polar Bear, and Christian Rodska as Ilbereth the Elf, complete with specially composed music.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A fun little read.
- By James on 06-30-14
By: J. R. R. Tolkien
-
The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop
- A Novel
- By: Fannie Flagg
- Narrated by: Fannie Flagg
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,629
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,441
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,438
Bud Threadgoode grew up in the bustling little railroad town of Whistle Stop with his mother, Ruth, church-going and proper, and his Aunt Idgie, the fun-loving hell-raiser. Together they ran the town's popular Whistle Stop Cafe, known far and wide for its fun and famous fried green tomatoes. And as Bud often said of his childhood to his daughter, Ruthie, "How lucky can you get?"
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Truly lovely!!!
- By Emily M. on 11-03-20
By: Fannie Flagg
Publisher's summary
Do you like to get in the spirit of the holidays? Are you looking for a carefully curated collection of quotes on the most popular festive occasions? Then keep reading!
Festive holidays are some of the most memorable times of the year, sparkled with feelings of sweet anticipation, nostalgia, and joy, and celebrated with rituals, pageantry, and tradition. Among all the different ways to encapsulate the best the holidays have to offer, words of wit and wisdom have a special place. They transform the intangible magic of the holidays into delightful, inspirational, and entertaining messages that transcend time and feel fresh and relevant year after year.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions offers you a carefully selected collection of quotes on the most popular holidays of the year from the brilliant minds of William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Joseph Conrad, Emily Dickinson, Stephen King, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austin, and many more.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions offers you:
- The most memorable sayings, poems, and songs on Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine's Day, and Easter
- An entertaining collection of wise and witty words, even if you don't celebrate festive holidays
- Inspirations to get you into the spirit of the holidays
- A perfect gift for the family, friends, and colleagues
Remember, each holiday comes only once a year! So, make this book your companion and celebrate the holidays in all their scary, thankful, refreshing, or romantic glory!
More from the same
Related to this topic
-
Born a Crime
- Stories from a South African Childhood
- By: Trevor Noah
- Narrated by: Trevor Noah
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 213,445
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 193,143
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 192,172
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
-
Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,574
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,609
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,584
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
-
Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,215
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,686
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 15,620
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
-
Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,097
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 973
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 969
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
-
Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 261
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 255
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 255
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
-
French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Narrated by: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Original Recording
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 20
Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
International Treasures
- By Amazon Customer on 04-30-24
By: Dawn French, and others
-
Born a Crime
- Stories from a South African Childhood
- By: Trevor Noah
- Narrated by: Trevor Noah
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 213,445
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 193,143
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 192,172
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
-
Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,574
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,609
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,584
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
-
Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,215
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,686
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 15,620
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
-
Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,097
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 973
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 969
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
-
Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 261
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 255
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 255
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
-
French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Narrated by: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Original Recording
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 20
Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
International Treasures
- By Amazon Customer on 04-30-24
By: Dawn French, and others
-
I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,723
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,203
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49,947
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
-
Green Wing: Resuscitated
- By: Victoria Pile, James Henry, Oriane Messina, and others
- Narrated by: Oliver Chris, Olivia Colman, Pippa Haywood, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 2
They’re back! The all-star cast multi-award-winning cult hit comedy returns, with more surreal goings-on in the lives and loves of the doctors and staff at East Hampton Hospital (warning: contains very little medical content).
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Like being wrapped up in warped, wonderful embrace
- By Molly on 05-01-24
By: Victoria Pile, and others
-
Brackish Waters
- By: Matt Boren
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,285
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,954
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,913
When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Christina Applegate is everything
- By Julie on 03-21-21
By: Matt Boren
-
The Heron
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,015
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,625
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,600
“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Awfully long middle for such a short story
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-29-22
By: Don Winslow
-
Escape from Virtual Island
- An Audio Comedy
- By: John Lutz
- Narrated by: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,866
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,089
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 6,086
In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Story is a Bit Stupid
- By Jeffrey veals on 04-03-20
By: John Lutz
-
Monsters and How to Tame Them
- By: Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,880
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,674
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 1,667
Monsters and How to Tame Them is Kevin’s most recent guide on how to live your best life, wrapped in his signature honesty, hilarious voice, and adept storytelling. You’ve heard stories about vampires, zombies, and ghosts. Now it’s time to meet some of the monsters that haunt your mind.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Entertaining, not useful
- By Anonymous User on 09-18-22
By: Kevin Hart
What listeners say about The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Scott White
- 10-29-21
Spectacular!
A wealth of terrific quotes that will be useful in New Year or Valentine to engage your relatives. This is a little audiobook but provides amazing quotes to make you happy.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Matthew Harris
- 10-30-21
What an audiobook!
This audiobook is perfect for you if you need quotes for the festival and obviously from great people. I listen to this book every night before sleep and note my favorite quotes for the upcoming Christmas.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- George Talbot
- 10-31-21
Spirit of Easter!
For any occasion such as Easter or Halloween, this quotes audiobook is best for listening. My daughter listens to this book every evening and send me some amazing quotes.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Tom Sheppard
- 10-31-21
I listen to it every day.
I needed a great Valentine's Day quotation audiobook to end a card to my wife, a few Valentine's Day wishes for that love letter I've been contemplating, or just want a fun way to end a more casual note to a nonromantic friend or family member. Finally, this book's quotation here that'll appeal to me.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Charlotte John
- 10-31-21
Go ahead!
I love quotes that will remind me of the reason for the season (“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox. Stan Hardy provides great quotes that I listen to them again and again.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Anthony Bradley
- 10-31-21
Fantastic Listen!
“Forever on Thanksgiving, the heart will find the pathway home.” I found more amazing quotes like this on this audiobook. All I need is in this book. I like it very much.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Luca Wallis
- 10-31-21
Insightful quotes for all.
After listening to this audiobook, I can assure you that these quotes will jog a Christmas memory or two and have you decking the halls in no time! I and my family enjoyed listening so much.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Evie Hooper
- 10-30-21
Beautifully Narrated.
"Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand." This quote made my Christmas happy. I enjoyed listening to other quotes from Charles Dickens, George Elliot.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Anthony Parker
- 10-29-21
A lovely gem!
A little audiobook with all chapters full of humorous quotes! Great combination to enjoy fresh listening with a visual pleasure anytime. Very insightful.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Declan Henry
- 10-30-21
Listen and enjoy.
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. I am really happy with this short audiobook. This book delivers the best quotes in the world. My nephew likes it and listen to it.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!