• What If?

  • Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
  • By: Randall Munroe
  • Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
  • Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (13,887 ratings)

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By: Randall Munroe
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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From the creator of the wildly popular webcomic xkcd comes this hilarious and informative book of answers to important questions you probably never thought to ask.

Millions of people visit xkcd.com each week to read Randall Munroe's iconic webcomic. His stick-figure drawings about science, technology, language, and love have a large and passionate following. Fans of xkcd ask Munroe a lot of strange questions. What if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90 percent of the speed of light? How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? If there were a robot apocalypse, how long would humanity last?

In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. His responses are masterpieces of clarity and hilarity, complemented by signature xkcd comics. They often predict the complete annihilation of humankind, or at least a really big explosion.

The book features new and never-before-answered questions, along with updated and expanded versions of the most popular answers from the xkcd website. What If? will be required listening for xkcd fans and anyone who loves to ponder the hypothetical.

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©2014 Randall Munroe (P)2014 Blackstone Audiobook

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Delicious

It's a great reading and an astounding book but not one to read in long sittings. Got 20m to kill? Rock a chapter. 2 hours of listening? Listen to a different book. Although you should not pass this one up!

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Funny, intelligent and enlightening.

I am a huge fan of Mr. Wheton and his narration style. the book itself is humerous and makes you think about what really goes on in life.

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Interesting, Fun, and I Didn't Want It To End!

I loved it. Will Wheaton was the perfect narrator. I hope Munroe comes out with a second one soon!!

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Fun answers to well...at times stupid/intelligent questions

I am glad he was not on the myth busters show. His...escalating to estimate results though fun, shows how far from reality some questions are.

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Get your gears moving.

It is full of odd answers to things that insomniacs think about while laying in bed at 345am. Just because

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A Truly FUN Journey

Wil Wheaton was the perfect pick for reader.
I'm just going to start with that.

There were a couple of questions that when bored I had asked myself and found the answer too but other than that these were all paths of thought I had no idea existed. All I can really say is, Wow.
Now, I'm going to find the authors Web comics.

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interesting and unusual

Tons of information to questions you never thought to ask. Very interesting and funny book.

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surprisingly good

I wasn't sure what to expect from this, but was pleasantly surprised upon listening. Very funny. The favorite would have to be the planetary object made entirely of moles with it's own gravitational field and hot melted mole core.

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Excellent Read

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Many other reviewers have noted how much Wil Wheaton's narration adds to this, and I couldn't agree more. Very fun read if you like mind-boggling questions. One of the most enjoyable books I've read.

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آفاق جديدة من التفكير

في حياتنا أمور يمكن حدوثها فقط لو فكرنا فيها بطريقة مختلفة وبسؤال ماذا لو، وربما أيضا تكون مستحيلة ولا يمكن عملها ولكن من الجيد معرفة الإحتمالات المؤدية لحدوثها.

بالنسبة لي فتح لي هذا الكتاب آفاق جديدة من التفكير، في كل مره يقول الناس عن شيء أنه مستحيل أقول أنا "ماذا لو؟"

أعجبني طريقة طرح المؤلف للموضوع والتفاصيل الدقيقة التي عرضها حتى يكون الحل واضحا تماما بالنسبه للقارئ والسامع.

أعجبني طريقة قراءة وإلقاء الكتاب بالنسخة المسموعة هذه، فالقارئ يدخلك في جو من التفاعل والإحساس بالأسئلة والأجوبة.

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