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The Wrong Unit Audiobook

The Wrong Unit: A Novel

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I don't know what the humans are so cranky about. Their enclosures are large, they ingest over 1,000 calories per day, and they're allowed to mate. Plus, they have me. An Autonomous Servile Unit, housed in a mobile/bipedal chassis. I do my job well: keep the humans healthy and happy. "Hey you." Heyoo. That's my name, I suppose. It's easier for the humans to remember than 413s98-itr8. I guess I've gotten used to it.

Rob Dircks, best-selling author of Where the Hell is Tesla?, has a "unit" with a problem: how to deliver his package, out in the middle of nowhere, with nothing to guide him. Oh, and with the fate of humanity hanging in the balance. It's a science fiction tale of technology gone haywire, unlikely heroes, and the nature of humanity. (Woah. That last part sounds deep. Don't worry, it's not.)

©2016 Rob Dircks (P)2016 Rob Dircks

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    Cheri Waverly Hall, Ga. 07-31-16
    Cheri Waverly Hall, Ga. 07-31-16 Member Since 2012

    Love listening to audiobooks, and being swept away by a great story and narrator. It's my therapy, and I need it daily!

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    "The "Right" Wrong Unit!"


    Wow! What a hilarious, heart-warming, and though provoking story! Set in the future, where technology and programs rule humanity, the "wrong" unit was selected to deliver humanities last hope to gain their freedom. This fast paced story follows the journey of the "wrong" unit, and it's human companion, who it's raised since an infant, to an unknown destination. Their journey was filled with many laughs, and heart-warming moments watching the unit known as Heyoo learn to care for the human he named Wah.

    I received this audiobook in exchange for an honest review, and have to say Rob's a talented, and versatile author/narrator whose even got a great singing voice! He did an amazing job in both creating and narrating this story. I'm definitely recommending this one to my friends, and will be on the lookout for future books written or even narrated by Rob. Kudos, on a well written and narrated story! The Wrong Unit was very entertaining, and I thoroughly enjoyed it!

    10 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Julie W. Capell Milwaukee, WI USA 10-03-16
    Julie W. Capell Milwaukee, WI USA 10-03-16 Member Since 2007

    The audio books I get tend to be either 1) scifi or 2) things for my husband and me to listen to on long road trips--humor or history

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    "Futuristic journey without a single misstep"

    It’s the mark of a master storyteller to be able to take an old story and make it new again, and that’s exactly what Rob Dircks has done in “The Wrong Unit.” Countless scifi writers have undertaken the story of “when AIs go bad” (think Hal in 2001: A Space Odyssey for just one example). Here, Dircks takes on that trope, adds a father-son bonding sub-plot and a hero journey (or two) on the side, and makes it all feel new again.

    One way the book distinguishes itself is by telling the story from the point of view of the “evil” AI. The viewpoint character is a robotic unit named Heyoo (derived from the way it is addressed by its human charges as “Hey You”), one of thousands of robots that serve and protect humanity under the direction of a misguided AI. Like any really good villain, the robots can rationalize their behavior and truly believe what they are doing is for humanity’s benefit. As a reader, watching everything through Heyoo’s point-of-view, I found myself laughing at his misapprehensions while rooting for him to figure out the error of his ways.

    Laughter is another way this book differentiates itself. As with his first book, “Where the Hell is Tesla?” (which I also highly recommend), humor is a big reason why Dircks’ writing stands head and shoulders above the rest of the scifi field. From tiny touches, like having Heyoo journal his life via “introspection recordings” to plays on programming nightmares like circular references, scarcely a page goes by without a snicker, if not a laugh-out-loud moment.

    Good as all that is, what really makes this a 5-star novel is the way the reader grows to love the characters. “Heart-warming” sounds so cliché, but it is 100% applicable. Heyoo is more human, more caring and more lovable than the protagonists of many a scifi thriller. Yes, I even got verklempt a couple of times.

    With the assured hand of a master, Dircks has constructed a perfect little novel. I could easily see this made into a movie, it was that good. And to get the full experience, I highly recommend you listen to the audio version of the book. It is read by the author himself, and he does a fantastic job, including singing, making this my favorite scifi audio book of 2016.

    8 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Howard Cumberland, MD, United States 07-22-16
    Howard Cumberland, MD, United States 07-22-16 Member Since 2010

    When I like something I'll let you know. If I don't, I'll let you know that too!

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    "Rob Dircks knocks another outta the ball park"

    Its far far into the future and a belovant computer had control over the entire earth, especially easy after reducing the entire human population to fit in New Jersey, of all places. Caring for the human population are mechanized servants all connected the supposedly belovant 'Core' a super- supercomputer designed to protect and care for humans. Of course, because of overpopulation and over industrialization, the only way to say humanity is to eliminate most of it, so billions of humans are eradicated, except for those protected (or is it imprisoned) in New Jersey. An unauthorized infant is born and handed over to a servant droid and sent on mission that they do not understand or have knowledge. Will this infant survive? Will he make the rebellion possible and free the humans from the over controlling Core system? It's a fun journey as HeyU takes care of Wa without ever knowing their purpose or destination. The Wrong Unit is humorous and heartwarming. I found it fun. Rob Dircks may just convince me to consider other author/narrators. He is not only innovative in his storytelling, but also has a great sense of humor that easily translates into his books. Well done, sir; well done.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Michael G Kurilla ROCKVILLE, MD, United States 09-21-16
    Michael G Kurilla ROCKVILLE, MD, United States 09-21-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Comedic romp in a dystopic future"

    Rob Dircks' The Wrong Unit is an engaging and humorous tale of a future where artificial intelligence has assumed responsibility for oversight of mankind. Humans live in a technology free zone except for their machine overlords in a sort of pastoral pseudo-utopia, but there is dissension in the ranks. An untainted human infant in placed in the care of a robot Servile unit to find and awaken the "iceman" to lead a rebellion against the machines. In a ironic twist of fate the "wrong" servile unit is selected and a long, strange journey unfolds.

    The sci-fi elements are varied consisting of artificial intelligence controlling a benign dictatorship that is mostly parental in nature with humans as children that never grow up. There are cryopreservation and teleportation devices. Aided by the servile unit, the infant grows into a Neo like character in a "matrix-lite" environment, although he comes into the real world bathed in his own feces, rather than from swallowing a pill. Along the way, while the action is non-stop, so is the humorous banter on all sides and funny situations, with a generous helping of belly laughs thrown in for good measure.

    The narration is quite well done, especially given the need for timing and inflection to convey the proper delivery for the comedic elements to shine through.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    The Lazy Book Reviewer Tasmania, Australia 08-04-16
    The Lazy Book Reviewer Tasmania, Australia 08-04-16 Listener Since 2008
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    "A Great Original Listen"

    Every now and then a book comes along that completely surprises you with its original plot and riveting narrative. If you have not already guessed it The Wrong Unit was one of these reads.

    Rob Dirks has written a book that combines the right amount of suspense, humor and good ole fashion entertainment. We follow the adventures of Hey You and Waah as they struggle to find a way home to free the Human race from the psychopath main frame Core. Along the way the author looks at what exactly constitutes being a human.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    J. A Michigan, USA 08-02-16
    J. A Michigan, USA 08-02-16 Member Since 2016

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    "The Wrong Unit, is a thrilling, heartfelt,and fun!"

    I just loved this book! Thank you so much Rob for letting me review this audio book. I haven't enjoyed an audio book this much in a long time. I fell in love with Heyoo, he is awesome and i want him to be my very best friend. This book is part Sci Fi, part dystopian, part humor, part thriller, and just a heartwarming read.

    Just a quick summary, this book is set in the future where computers, CORE, have taken over society and have humans bound to a sanctuary. Obviously the humans aren't going to go down without a fight, so they pick a Servile Unit to deliver a "package" to save humanity. However, things quickly go wrong when they pick the wrong unit, or did they????

    Just a great book, Rob Dircks, does an amazing job narrating this book, I love the added singing!!!! Seriously a 5 star performance, and now I must read your other book.

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    Valeria Amorim 09-30-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Great listening"

    Like his other book, great story and great narration. I can't wait for the next.

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    janien hampshire, UK 09-27-16
    janien hampshire, UK 09-27-16

    Audible addict. Love picking up a new read.......review everything I've listened to on audible.

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    "Great story"
    What made the experience of listening to The Wrong Unit the most enjoyable?

    It's fun, well written sci fi. Great subject idea.


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    Unfortunately to my English ear I struggled with the narrator pronouncing some words super quickly and I couldn't make out what was being said. This spoilt my listening and I had to stop with what was an enjoyable read....


    Any additional comments?

    I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    John D. Beatty 09-24-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Do yourself a favor and read some Dirks"

    Dirks is one of my favorite new authors. Great stories, realistic "dude" dialog. Highly recommended.

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    Sci-Fi-Girl 08-31-16
    Sci-Fi-Girl 08-31-16
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    "A nice blend of SCFI and post-apocalyptic fiction"
    Would you consider the audio edition of The Wrong Unit to be better than the print version?

    I only listened to the audio edition, but I thought it was very well done.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I loved the interaction between the robot service unit Heyoo and the boy Wa.


    Have you listened to any of Rob Dircks’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    This is the first time I've listened to any book narrated or written by Rob Dirck.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    I don't know, maybe something like "He was the wrong unit, but the right choice." I do think it would make a great movie.


    Any additional comments?

    I listened to the Audible version of The Wrong Unit. The author does a great job narrating his own book. I particularly loved the sound effect used for when the robot accesses its own internal programming.

    The Wrong Unit takes place far in the future, many, many years after an apocalyptic event. Some of the surviving humans are kept alive by robots in a sort of prison camp. An AI program called "Core" controls everything. It is the job of service unit 413s98-itr8, commonly referred to as Heyoo ("Hey You"), to take care of the humans' needs. Everything is going just fine, until the humans decide to revolt.

    I loved it. It is the perfect mix of humor and seriousness for me. It's also a nice blend of science fiction and post-apocalyptic fiction.

    Disclaimer: I received a free Audible copy in exchange for an honest review.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    "The Wrong Unit"

    This book was brilliant. I love this author, both as a writer and a narrator. He narrates this book so brilliantly. A minor complaint about the narration is that it is somewhat difficult to tell in Arches's chapters that its not being told from Heyoo's perspective because its the same narrator using the same voice. This is only minor as it is easy to understand once the chapter begins.
    The story is awesome, if at some points slightly unnecessary, though it does lack some characterisation. In the last quarter of the book, many characters are introduced. I didn't feel that enough time was given to these people in order for me to establish a like or dislike of them. If something happened to them, I just couldn't remember who they were and shrugged it off.
    Overall, it was a very good book, with some minor issues.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Simon Browne
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    "Surprised by how much I loved this!"

    Was dubious when I downloaded but enjoyed every single minute of this book. A really richly conceived world. Really well performed. Just download it.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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