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The Constantine Affliction: A Pimm and Skye Adventure, Book 1 | [T. Aaron Payton]

The Constantine Affliction: A Pimm and Skye Adventure, Book 1

It is 1864, and London is a city in transition. The Constantine Affliction - a strange malady that kills some of its victims and physically transforms others into the opposite sex - has spread scandal and upheaval throughout society. Scientific marvels and disasters, such as clockwork courtesans, the alchemical fires of Whitechapel, electric carriages, and acidic monsters lurking in the Thames, have forever altered the face of the city.
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Publisher's Summary

It is 1864, and London is a city in transition. The Constantine Affliction - a strange malady that kills some of its victims and physically transforms others into the opposite sex - has spread scandal and upheaval throughout society. Scientific marvels and disasters, such as clockwork courtesans, the alchemical fires of Whitechapel, electric carriages, and acidic monsters lurking in the Thames, have forever altered the face of the city.

Pembroke "Pimm" Hanover is an aristocrat with an interest in criminology, who uses his keen powers of observation to assist the police or private individuals - at least when he’s sober enough to do so. Ellie Skyler, who hides her gender behind the byline "E. Skye", is an intrepid journalist driven by both passion and necessity to uncover the truth, no matter where it hides.

When Pimm and Skye stumble onto a dark plot that links the city's most notorious criminal overlord with the Queen's new consort, famed scientist Sir Bertram Oswald, they soon find the forces of both high and low society arrayed against them. Can they save the city from the arcane machinations of one of history's most appalling monsters - and uncover the shocking origin of... The Constantie Affliction?

©2012 T. Aaron Payton (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    Tango Texas 08-09-14
    Tango Texas 08-09-14

    Two great passions - dogs and books! Sci-fi/fantasy novels are my go-to favorites, but I love good writing across all genres.

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    "A Mash-Up that Gels into a Rollicking Adventure"

    Steampunk that works on every level with alternate technology woven seamlessly into the plot (not just tossed in for effect) with a mash up of genres (melodrama, alternate history, paranormal, horror, romance) and flavored with a bit of everything (romantic comedies of the 40's, Dr. Frankenstein, Regency tales, etc.). The plot sizzles and steams until all these bits and pieces gel into a wonderfully fun and cohesive story that will have a permanent home in My Library. It would be a spoiler to detail anymore of the plot than provided in the Publisher's Summary, but the premise of a disease that causes gender change in a person during a era when genteel people would never mention the word gender much less sex and in a time when men held most of the property and power and women were not guaranteed basic human liberties obviously provides a setup for some interesting conflict. T. Aaron Payton (pseudonym for Tim Pratt) has used this terrific premise to lay out a very engaging story that is fun and funny while still providing some food for thought. I have liked some of Tim Pratt's previous books, but I'm glad I didn't realize Payton and Pratt are the same person before I read the book because The Constantine Affliction is a major cut above and I'm really glad this book is a "Book 1" because I want much more of this. The characters are well developed (I could so picture Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell or Katherine Hepburn playing the leads in this), the plot is crazy but coherent, the biological bent of the alternate technology is a nice new twist on steampunk, and John Lee's narration is truly great. Even if you have given up on steampunk (because, hey, there is a lot of it that isn't very good), I'd urge you to try this one - first rate entertainment!

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 07-21-14

    I grew up on Golden Age Radio, and while I love to read, I typically consume more books via audio thanks to a job that lets me listen while I work. As an aspiring writer, I try to read a great deal of non-fiction in addition to a variety of fictional genres. I especially love history, historical fiction, science fiction, fantasy, and old-style gothic horror.

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    "Screwball Fun"

    I went into this expecting a steampunk mystery built upon a screwball, gender-bending premise. From there, the only assumption I made was that it would either be fun or absurd. I got both, and I got a few surprises along the way, which I won't spoil because that's part of the fun.

    The characters are a blast. Oddly, as much as I like the two lead characters, it's the supporting cast that really makes this story tick. Kudos for the villain on this one. I love a good over-the-top "I'm the hero of this story" monologue in the classic style, and this one doesn't disappoint. As bizarre as the premise is, the story does offer some rather spectacular modern social commentary through the lens of Victorian society and its expectations. Explained through the villain's point of view... wow.

    I'm looking forward to book 2 now. I'm curious to see what the author offers as an encore.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Johnny 09-05-14
    Johnny 09-05-14 Member Since 2014
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    "More Fun than a Barrel of Mecha-Monkeys"

    Owing much to old-time radio plays, The Constantine Affliction remains fresh even while playing homage to Sherlock Holmes, Frankenstein, and H.P. Lovecraft. Yes, some of the characters are superficial and one dimensional, but only when it's called for and they are used to great effect.

    The narrator brilliantly depicts a wide range of characters. At first I was a little worried about his ability to do female voices, but it seems all part of the plot.

    The setup for the story is two-fold. The actual Constantine-Affliction, an STD that reverses the gender of it's victims, plays more of a background role, and the story could have been made to work without it(although it would be totally bland). The main plot centers around a series of murders. The victims all being young women, all of whom are employed as prostitutes.

    It does get a little silly towards the end, and Payton lets the plot get away from him at one specific point, but then he manages to wrangle everything back together. You won't learn anything from this book, and you won't find yourself thinking about it once it's over, but it's a fun relaxing romp, for anyone who's not afraid of a little gender-bending.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Elizabeth Brackman Tampa, FL 07-15-14
    Elizabeth Brackman Tampa, FL 07-15-14 Member Since 2015
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    "This Tale Ate Up the Miles"
    What made the experience of listening to The Constantine Affliction the most enjoyable?

    The unusual and unique ideas in Payton's plot, and Lee's narration. While the plot contained several familiar steampunk tropes, the premise was refreshing. The characters were interesting and vivid- and Lee's narration added to this with his ability to manifest their voices consistently.


    What other book might you compare The Constantine Affliction to and why?

    If you enjoyed Pip Ballantine and Tee Morris' Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences tales, you'll likely enjoy The Constantine Affliction.However, Payton's plot doesn't get bogged down in romance (I sometimes lost patience with the romance elements in MPO stories). I prefer a plot that cracks along at a good pace and doesn't lose track with emotional conflict between principal characters. The romance that is there is lighthearted and enjoyable. It's also macabre and sometimes a touch gruesome in a similar way to MPO, but those elements of the story were campy enough that I was favorably reminded of some of my favorite classic black and white horror movies.


    What does John Lee bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Lee is a talented narrator, maintaining his characters' different inflections and syntax in voices distinct enough from his narrator's voice so I had no trouble determining which character was speaking. He also did a superb job with the female character voices without lapsing into annoying falsetto. I think I would have enjoying reading this book as well, but Lee's narration created such an immersive atmosphere that my imagination was captivated utterly. Although my eyes were on the road and my hands were on the wheel, my mind was in neo-Victorian London.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, and I did, just about. I purchased the audio book prior to making a very long drive, and the miles just drifted away hour after hour, and I found myself irritated at having to stop for gas and bio breaks not because I was losing drive time but because I had to pause the story.


    Any additional comments?

    This story has several steampunk, gothic and even sci fi elements that could have spun out of the author's control and turned into a muddled mess, but Payton kept it all tightly stitched together and never let the plot spiral away. Several unique surprises lifted this work out of mere genre fiction into a cleverly crafted and thoroughly engaging tale.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Robert Fergesen 05-21-14 Member Since 2013
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    "An fun romp of a story with a superb narrator"
    What did you love best about The Constantine Affliction?

    The narrator did an excellent job, and the author provided him some excellent tools to display his craft.


    If you’ve listened to books by T. Aaron Payton before, how does this one compare?

    This is my first T. Aaron Payton (AKA Tim Pratt) book


    What does John Lee bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    He brings a great series of voices, and does an excellent droll rendering of some quite silly scenes


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Victorian England is struck by a plague that converts men to women, and women to men... and this is the least of their problems


    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Georgy 06-17-15
    Georgy 06-17-15
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    "Nice try, flawed execution"
    What did you like best about The Constantine Affliction? What did you like least?

    The plot was OK, somewhat weak but at least not stupid.
    However, the author tried to introduce too much of his political views, and that was irritating and unconvincing.
    Also, steampunk is NOT fantasy, and T. Aaron Payton is NOT Terry Pratchett; so when he attempts to reinvent radioactivity and night-vision goggles with steam-and-gear technology, it's not cute, it's frankly dumb.

    Still, it was the best of steampunk fiction I have listened to.
    Never again, though.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Most certainly not steampunk.


    Was The Constantine Affliction worth the listening time?

    Maybe once, and only if you don't know any better.


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    Thomas SAINT PAUL, MN, United States 06-08-15
    Thomas SAINT PAUL, MN, United States 06-08-15
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    "Surprisingly entertaining!"

    I wasn't expecting much when I started listening to this book, but was very surprised at how it grab me with its characters and it storyline. Most of all I was very impressed with the reader who didn't excellent job of portraying the various characters. His enunciation, pronunciation and tonal qualities were the best, I think, I've heard in an audiobook. Good job!

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    Claire 04-12-15
    Claire 04-12-15
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    "Steampunk awesome"

    I loved this story. The strangeness of an alternative victorian world, when nothing is quite what you expect. The ending/alien ending was more than a little weird, but the characters and engaging story line sent me looking for a follow up story - which must be a good sign.

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    "Amazing"

    Quite the weirdest steampunk book I've ever read but fascinating. Throw away comments became major plot points & major plot points became mere distractions all interwoven with incredible characters, believable romance & the most interesting version of Queen Victoria I've ever read.
    I have to say though, my favourite character was Freddie & I was mildly disappointed that he is a secondary character because I would happily read book after book about him.

    Waiting with baited breath for a sequel.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • ssbsts23
    1/27/15
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    "Steampunk at its best..."
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    its a great read with interesting characters especially the development between the main character, his wife and his love interest


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Ellie and Freddie,
    Ellie because I fell for about half way through the book, I am Jealous of Pimm...
    and Freddie because she was just brilliant in every scene


    What about John Lee’s performance did you like?

    almost perfect, cant explain it


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    where Ellie first finds out about Freddie


    Any additional comments?

    the lovecraftian things were a little out of the blue but overall its a great overall plot, great characters and a pretty good love story

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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