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The Blade Itself: The First Law: Book One | [Joe Abercrombie]

The Blade Itself: The First Law: Book One

Inquisitor Glokta, a crippled and bitter relic of the last war, former fencing champion turned torturer, is trapped in a twisted and broken body - not that he allows it to distract him from his daily routine of torturing smugglers.Nobleman, dashing officer and would-be fencing champion Captain Jezal dan Luthar is living a life of ease by cheating his friends at cards. Vain and shallow, the biggest blot on his horizon is having to get out of bed in the morning to train with obsessive and boring old men.
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Inquisitor Glokta, a crippled and bitter relic of the last war, former fencing champion turned torturer, is trapped in a twisted and broken body - not that he allows it to distract him from his daily routine of torturing smugglers.

Nobleman, dashing officer and would-be fencing champion Captain Jezal dan Luthar is living a life of ease by cheating his friends at cards. Vain and shallow, the biggest blot on his horizon is having to get out of bed in the morning to train with obsessive and boring old men. And Logen Ninefingers, an infamous warrior with a bloody past, is about to wake up with plans to settle a blood feud with Bethod, the new King of the Northmen, once and for all - ideally by running away from it.

But as he's discovering, old habits die hard....especially when Bayaz gets involved. An old man with a terrible temper and a pathetic assistant, he could be the First of the Magi, he could be a spectacular fraud, but whatever he is, he's about to make the lives of Glokta, Jezal, and Logen a whole lot more difficult....

©2010 Joe Abercrombie (P)2010 Orion Publishing Group

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    I have close to 300 books in my library &, although many of my books have wonderful Authors with excellent narration, I have never, NEV-ER had the desire to listened to one of my books a second time, (I mean for me, what's the point, when I already know the outcome!) until I came to this series of books by Joe Abercrombie & narrated by Mr. Pacey!
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    Mark J. Williams 08-14-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Great story, excellent reading"

    Action packed from the start. At first I thought I started in the middle. It comes together quickly and the reader is outstanding in my opinion. Just started the second book.

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    Geoffrey Pretoria, South Africa 08-13-15
    Geoffrey Pretoria, South Africa 08-13-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Brilliant story, irritating narrator"

    The first time I read/listened to this novel, I did not enjoy it too much and to be honest, the main reason why I did not enjoy the novel was because of the fact that the narrator seems to be reading at a second grade level. Words like grimace and proven become grim-mace and pro-ven. One occurrence might have been overlooked but Joe Abercrombie seemed to have a love affair with the word grimace in this novel and every time the word was mispronounced it threw me out of the story and grated my nerves.

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    Matthew Morrison Sonoma, Ca. 08-04-15
    Matthew Morrison Sonoma, Ca. 08-04-15 Member Since 2014

    An eclectic mess: bibliophile, bushcrafter, archer, former infantryman, loather of statism and stupidity, not to be trusted around chocolate

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    "SUPERB!!!"

    An excellent story with well developed characters and Steven Pacey's performance as narrator was perhaps the best I've ever heard. Absolutely first rate!!

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    mike 07-26-15
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    "incredible writing and performance"
    What did you love best about The Blade Itself?

    This series is dark, funny, and has very smart has prose that is both belligerent and cunning, and characters that break all sorts of molds and somehow perhaps none.


    What about Steven Pacey’s performance did you like?

    This is the first review I've ever written and I've listened near non-stop for more than 3years to audio books. One after another. Steven Pacey is the best. His ability to connect with the moment and the characters , leaves me no room not to follow him into this world.


    Any additional comments?

    Joe Abercrombie, genius. Steven Pacey, genius. This is one of those endings, when I put the last book down that I was sad because it's gonna be ruff listening for a bit. The bar is now set too dam high, and it'll take a bit for my standards to drop back down to a normal range and sadly even longer to find another artist or two to raise it back up. This may seem sappy but it is sincere, my gratitude for the sharing of your craft joe and Steven.

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    "Brilliant! Exciting!"

    Brilliant and entertaining! Nicely done, excellent story telling! Love how the author and the narrator describe fighting and struggle in such exciting fashion.

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    Curtis 07-21-15
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    Dark, gory, and perfect. This has quickly become my favorite trilogy's of all time. This is no pretty boy fantasy, it's gritty with no shame.

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    Josaphine brooklyn, NY, United States 07-20-15 Member Since 2012
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    Engrossing and totally enjoyable. Fantastic narration. Great story. Fully developed world and characters without being the least bit tedious. Complete joy to listen to.

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    Derek Huntsville, UT 07-16-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Soooooooooooooo good"

    I had read the books and was worried that if I did the audio book that narrator would ruin the experience. It turned out to be the complete opposite. Steven Pacy does a phenomenal job at bring the characters to life and making you feel like you could be standing right there next to the Bloody Nine, or looking over Glokta's shoulder in the interrogation room. Can't wait to start book two.

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  • caroline
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    "Absolutely loved it"
    Where does The Blade Itself rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    The First Law series ranks as one of the best. Fantastic characters, believable, funny, and just a terrific story. Some of the one-liners make you laugh out loud.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Has to be Sandan Glocktor. Although Logan Ninefingers runs a close second.


    Which scene did you most enjoy?

    There are too many scenes to single out a favourite. The book moves along at a fast witty not to mention extremely bloody thirsty pace.


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    "One thing you can say about Logan Ninefingers you can say that he is realistic"...


    Any additional comments?

    I totally loved The Blade Itself, and the entire First Law Series. If you like Game of Thrones, then this is better. Steven Pacey is a terrific narrator, he brought the story and characters to life. Definitely a series I will re-listen to.

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  • Marko
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    "Good fantasy, but missing a few stuff"
    What did you like best about this story?

    The plot itself is really interesting and is what kept me to the book.


    Which character – as performed by Steven Pacey – was your favourite?

    Performance of the characters is great, but none of the characters struck me as a favorite, because of the story side.


    Any additional comments?

    The book is good and I recommend it to anyone who wants a good fantasy. The story is great, but the thing I mostly resent to it are the characters. They are not correctly defined, and they do not have a clearly defined personalities.

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  • Lawrence
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    "A Welcome Surprise"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Highly recommended, in fact I have purchased two copies as Christmas presents this year. The depth of the characters and the development of the plot really pulls you in until you just need more and more. Never has washing up been so enjoyable! Quite addictive, In fact I've gone on to purchase the other two.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Blade Itself?

    Sand Dan Glokta


    What does Steven Pacey bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

    Steven Pacey is possibly one of the best narrators I have ever listened to. He demonstrates a literary command and a tone and pace that flows beautifully. The switch between dialogue and thoughts of the characters is very well communicated and quite amusing. Superb!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes


    Any additional comments?

    Unsure? Give it a go, you will not be disappointed.

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  • Elizabeth
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    12/8/13
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    "Thoroughly enjoyable in every respect."

    I am a fan of many genres, but have to say that this is one of the most enjoyable books I've listened to this year across all of them.

    The characters are all interesting, flawed, unique. They develop gradually, drawing you in and engaging you in their stories and points of view. I get very bored, very quickly with two dimensional characterisation, and found myself relishing even the vilest characters in this book.

    The story is largely very well written, the world well drawn, and I find the touches of humour genuinely amusing. I like the way that Joe Abercrombie allows personalities and situations to reveal themselves slowly - he doesn't hammer you over the head with explanations or spell things out too clearly. This significantly increases the pleasure derived by the listener, at least for me.

    The narration is superb. Steven Pacey brings the book to life, and lends great subtlety to its humour, as well to the thought processes and agendas of individual characters.

    Is it a literary masterpiece? Probably not. But who cares? It's a well written, well read, entertaining and memorable story. I'm nearly at the end of Before They Are Hanged and I'm already dreading starting Last Argument of Kings. Because after that it will be over. Boo.

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  • Marc
    Hove, United Kingdom
    12/2/13
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    "A must for any fantasy fan"

    I have now read/listened to all of Joe Abercrombies books. After the first I was gripped and eagerly consumed the rest. Absolutely brilliant. Great narration and characterisation as well.

    Thoroughly recommended

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  • Mr
    Warrington, United Kingdom
    11/28/13
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    "Start of an adventure"
    What made the experience of listening to The Blade Itself the most enjoyable?

    It is read fantastically making the characters immediately recognisable, it is a slow paced book that feels like the start of a larger story, (which it is), rather then a stand alone book. It creates an engaging group of characters who are I enticing and varied.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Nine fingers or the bloody nine. He is a very interesting charictor


    Which scene did you most enjoy?

    The fencing tournament


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    It begins


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Ducky
    Knutsford, United Kingdom
    11/12/13
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    "Goodies/baddies where's the line?"

    I'm very lazy about putting comments & views on websites & this series has so many positive reviews that I didn't think it needed any help from me. But I'm so glad for fellow readers feedback on Audible that I thought I should make a start on writing some reviews and I had to start here. I want to add my recommendation to anyone who's not already persuaded. I listened to all three books in the series one after the other and as I'm reviewing from a year ago, I can't separate them out, so I'm leaving a review for the whole series, I don't see how you could read The Blade itself and not be desperate to hear the rest of the story and read the next two.

    I love this series, Logan Ninefingers is now my favourite psychopathic (anti)hero in fiction. He is a great character but the story doesn't only hang on his part of the tale this is a juicy ensemble of damaged personalities rubbing along and against each other, Ferro and the Dogman are further favourites. You're taken in by the author setting you up on the side of the the Union who are the goodies, but are they good? This is an absorbing world, a really entertaining “read” and also if you wanted something further to think about there's a question of whether we can really judge good and evil, the author puts his characters in desperate situations where morality is tested and they don't always come out smelling of roses or come out at all! And the theme of an underlying (evil?) influence of money on the Abercrombie world is an interesting parallel to our world of haywire banking morals.

    Having read further Joe Abercrombie books Best Served Cold and The Heroes for myself I missed Steven Pacey's wonderful narration and went back to an audio book for Red Country. Before starting Audible I wouldn't have thought I could prefer hearing a book to reading it for myself, but Steven Pacey's brilliant narration adds to my enjoyment of these books. He's not an intrusive narrator, rather you feel as though the book is being given a richer dimension. I also wouldn't want anyone else to narrate an Abercrombie book.

    I can imagine that this series of books are not for everyone, the Bloody Nine is not the only one who's murderous, gory exploits are described in heart racing detail which adds jeopardy & pace to the story but I didn't find it gratuitous. I think only the most sensitive should be put off by that – the rest of you, what are you waiting for? Add this to your library and once you start you'll have to get every single Joe Abercrombie book

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  • Mr
    Praze an Beeble, United Kingdom
    11/4/13
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    "Stonker ..."

    I read all Joe Abercrombie books as they emerged - they do make thoroughly good reads - I was a bit dubious about listening to them - but as with all readers you need to settle in with them and Steven Pacey in his stride lends a gritty realism to the goings on and general dastardliness of almost all the characters - Good Stuff.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Gary Satherley
    Gwent, South Wales United Kingdom
    9/23/13
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    "Steven Pacey Nailed it"

    I have read this trilogy before, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It is my kind of mix of gritty realistic fantasy, war and hard as nails protagonists.

    One of the books strengths are the large number of strong and contrasting characters. And Steven Pacey read the story beautifully. He got each character spot on. Each with it's own unique accent and flavor.

    Great trilogy, by a good author, and brilliantly narrated. 5/5

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Kieron
    LONDON, United Kingdom
    9/17/13
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    "Excellent narrator reading an excellent story"

    The characters are gritty (The Witcher/Book of Elves rather than Belgariad) plot line is fairly formulaic but filled with characters that are well defined - my favourite being Goska of the inquisition for his sardonic humour.
    Cannot recommend this enough.
    The narrator gives characters recognisable and distinctive accents, all of which are authentic-sounding.

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