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Redshirts Audiobook

Redshirts: A Novel with Three Codas

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Ensign Andrew Dahl has just been assigned to the Universal Union Capital Ship Intrepid, flagship of the Universal Union since the year 2456. It’s a prestige posting, and Andrew is thrilled all the more to be assigned to the ship’s Xenobiology laboratory. Life couldn’t be better…until Andrew begins to pick up on the facts that (1) every Away Mission involves some kind of lethal confrontation with alien forces; (2) the ship’s captain, its chief science officer, and the handsome Lieutenant Kerensky always survive these confrontations; and (3) at least one low-ranked crew member is, sadly, always killed.

Not surprisingly, a great deal of energy below decks is expended on avoiding, at all costs, being assigned to an Away Mission. Then Andrew stumbles on information that completely transforms his and his colleagues’ understanding of what the starship Intrepid really is…and offers them a crazy, high-risk chance to save their own lives.

©2012 John Scalzi (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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    Joyce 06-07-12
    Joyce 06-07-12
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    "What Fun!!!`"

    I cannot fully express how much fun this book is.

    I love the fact that Wil Wheaton reads this, and that he sounds like he is impersonating Captin Kirk in his rendition-This makes it even more fun.

    It is outlandish and requires a complete suspension of disbelief. And, yes, I enjoyed Star Trek and its spin-offs (with the exception of Deep Space Nine) and there are lots of tongue-in-cheek references to the original series. I found myself smiling regularly as I listened and laughing out loud frequently. I highly recommend this book if you enjoyed Star Trek. Redshirts is a book I will bring out if I am feeling blue or nostalgic and need a dose of laughter.

    I am relatively new to Scalzi, but I love his dry humor and ramapant sarcasm. He is a man after my own heart!

    Highly recommended by a Trekkie (Ok, I never actually attended a convention so I might only be an honorary Trekkie~)

    36 of 43 people found this review helpful
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    george United States 08-14-12
    george United States 08-14-12 Member Since 2011

    I'm a technician that does a lot of driving for his job. I use the "windshield" time to listen to audiobooks.

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    "Fun, entertaining, and worth it."

    The first 80% of the book is quite entertaining and funny. My only complaint, the constant, use of the word "said". No one remarks, commented, replies, asks, etc. There must be 10 or 15 ways to say "he said", it would have been nice to use any of them in addition to the he said/she said combination. After awhile your brain gets numb to it. The last part (20%) of the book is what I would call a 3 part epilogue, and without giving anything away, is some of the most human writing I've read in a while, and by itself, almost worth the price of admission. I've new found respect for John Scalzi. Wil Wheaton does a very good job reading. I'd be surprised if anyone buys this audiobook (or the real book) and feels that they didn't get their money's worth.

    11 of 13 people found this review helpful
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    Russell Keswick, ON, Canada 06-21-12
    Russell Keswick, ON, Canada 06-21-12
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    "I'm Glad This Universe has a Scalzi"

    I've always really liked Scalzi books and this latest one is a fine addition to an impressive body of work. The main story is a lot of fun and occasionally provokes some deep thinking. It ended too quickly and I wondered what the heck could John do with three Codas - I wanted more of the main characters. But, leaving the reader wanting more isn't a bad thing for any author. The Codas actually turned out quite well and interweaved into the story with some new characters in a different time and place. I actually got choked up at the last spoken sentence of the final coda.

    Wil Wheaton gives a magnificent performance and I hope he and Scalzi will team up again in the future.

    11 of 13 people found this review helpful
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    Charles Atkinson Greensboro, NC, United States 09-10-13
    Charles Atkinson Greensboro, NC, United States 09-10-13 Member Since 2015

    Dept Q, Harry Hole... where are you?

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    "A Fun Ride Back to the Future"

    Last night I had dinner with two true intellectuals, (a rarity I assure you), and when I told them I was reading Redshirts their faces lit up with joy. This made me feel very accomplished and just a bit guilty because I was sure it would be seen as juvenile.

    Redshirts is a sharp, witty mind bending ride that I'm sure to read again and again. It's bizarre science fiction, something that rarely attracts me. For sure, had it not been for Audible offering Redshirts as a daily special there is no way I would have purchased this gem. As it stands now, (and on the recommendation of my friends), I have purchased Scalzi's Old Man's War.

    I really don't know how to review this book without spoiling the story. Suffice to say its inconceivable to me that anyone could imagine where it takes them.

    The characters and dialogue is first rate. It's lol funny and read by a professional with impeccable timing.

    Not my usual cup of tea, but another 5 star effort from Audible!

    10 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    Dave Whittier, CA 06-06-12
    Dave Whittier, CA 06-06-12 Member Since 2011

    I'm a big fan of SF/F/Horror, and all things in between and out.

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    "Death by Away Team - Pure Scalzi!"

    ???Is it just me???or is everyone on this ship monumentally f-ed up about away teams???? asks one of the Redshirts early on in John Scalzi???s ???Redshirts.??? It sets-up pretty much everything you???d hope for and expect from a new Scalzi book. It???s funny, geeky, exciting, and it gets emotional and heartfelt in the most surprising places. But what???s really unique about this one is how Meta it gets. Scalzi plays with his narrative like a phaser set to disintegrate and aims it at all the tropes, poor logic, and shoddy science that badly made genre TV, film, and fiction have conjured.

    There???s a lot of characters, and as a result, some of them feel a little more cookie-cutter than I???d prefer. In particular, the protagonist doesn???t stand out as much as some of the others he???s written. The constant dialogue tags, the characters voices, etc. (However, the way this story???s setup, it can certainly be argued that that is the point.)

    And even if that's not a persuasive argument, Scalzi has a lot of fun playing with the theme of characters being ???Under the Influence of the Narrative??? or creating scenarios where they advise each other to "STAY OFF THE BRIDGE! AVOID THE NARRATIVE!??? I have little doubt that much of it will become shorthand for all sorts of creative types in the future. Through it all ??? Scalzi throws down a challenge to not only live long and prosper, but to stop wasting time - to take advantage of your life and really live, and to do something worthwhile.

    Wil Wheaton once again does a very strong job with the narration ??? and really, who else would you pick to narrate this book but the once and future Wesley Crusher. It???s great to hear him reading another Scalzi book.

    For Star Trek and genre fans, for creative types, for anyone who has ever watched a SF TV or film and wanted to throw something at the screen because it all suddenly stopped making sense - this is really worth checking out.

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    Ken Millbrook, New York, United States 11-20-12
    Ken Millbrook, New York, United States 11-20-12 Member Since 2012

    Say something about yourself!

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    "It's all about the codas"

    Before he wrote novels himself Scalzi was one of the best reviewers of science fiction in all of fandom (on his "Whatever" blog, still enormously popular), and in this book he takes the task of commenting on science fiction to new heights of humor and recursive, post-post-modern meta. The novel itself looks like a simple commentary on an oft-noted trope in the Star Trek series where nameless characters in the opening scene's away mission inevitably wind up dead in some dramatic fashion, but in fact it is a commentary on science fiction writing (for television in particular) and science fiction watching, a commentary that itself becomes the target of commentary in the codas, sort of, if you think about it the right way, maybe. In short, this is navel gazing at its most amusing, and in the end you have to stop thinking about it because either this book is just plain silly and not worth taking seriously, or the the actual world is just plain silly and not worth taking seriously. You decide.

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    Geekette Irving, TX USA 06-06-12
    Geekette Irving, TX USA 06-06-12 Member Since 2013

    Proud to be a nerd

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    "A philosophy-fillled, meta-packed, sci-fi fun fest"
    What did you like best about Redshirts? What did you like least?

    I love Scalzi's take on the cliched disposable 'Red Shirt' ensign phenomenon. I don't know a single person who watches Star Trek and hasn't said that they'd NEVER volunteer for an away mission if they weren't one of the big stars. So Scalzi makes this the central story to his plot, and also manages to poke fun at other related topics such as Trek philosophy, time travel 'rules', actors, Comic Cons, 'scifi science' and alien silliness (Ice Sharks? Really!?!) And, while Redshirts never takes itself too seriously, it still manages to present thought provoking dilemmas for it's intrepid heroes.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Redshirts?

    I think I'll leave out my favorite moment, so as not to give away the plot too early. My second favorite moment was the time travel sequence.


    Have you listened to any of Wil Wheaton’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes, I have listened to several Wheaton-narrated performances by Cline, Scalzi and Wheaton, and this is another solid listen. Wil Wheaton is absolutely the most appropriate reader for this book, given the subject matter. He did a great job. The only thing that I found distracting was the use of, "he said," "she said," "Dahl said," etc, after almost every spoken line. While not Wheaton's fault, it was terribly distracting and even a bit irritating after time. I hope Mr. Scalzi invests in a thesaurus for his next book. The word "said" ends in a hard stop that is quite noticeable when repeated several times in a short time-frame. It really kills the flow of the dialog.


    Was Redshirts worth the listening time?

    Absolutely. I highly recommend this to anyone who is a fan of scifi, especially Star Trek geeks like myself. I think that it was very cleverly done and will be sure to make any Trek fan roll with laughter.


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    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 06-07-12
    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 06-07-12 Listener Since 2005

    My favorite genres are absurdist humor, Sci-fi & modern fantasy, but, as you can see, I'll read just about anything. Don't mind the typos.

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    "Galaxy Quest meets Scalzi"

    Scalzi doesn't disappoint and Wheaton is brilliant. When the crew of a starship realizes it's at the mercy of science fiction writers from the past you get a great audible listen!

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    Ethan M. Philadelphia 06-08-12
    Ethan M. Philadelphia 06-08-12 Member Since 2005

    On Audible since the late 1990s, mostly science fiction, fantasy, history & science. I rarely review 1-2 star books that I can't get through

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    "Clever fun, though not as clever as it wants to be"

    Scalzi's work has been heading in this direction for a long time - fun, funny science fiction adventures that are full of lots of references to classic science fiction and aimed squarely at fans who are in on the joke. This is the next logical step, one that asks, in a number of ways, "what if (mediocre) science fiction was real?" The movie Galaxy Quest is the right cultural touchpoint here.

    Redshirts delivers on the premise with some real humor, and some fun plots, but Scalzi is not quite enough of a writer to make the self-references mean much beyond providing clever plot twists and good jokes. The character development is light, and, though the reason for this is justified in the book, it doesn't actually make up for the fact that the characters are all fairly boring. Similarly, many of the most interesting aspects of the self-referential plot are left unexplored, as the book veers more to adventure in the last part of the novel.

    Wil Wheaton, while obviously a brilliant pick in terms of adding to the meta-science fiction fun, is actually less successful as a reader here than he is on other novels. Part of that is that there is a lot of dialogue, and Wheaton doesn't do voices, so there is a lot of "he said" "she said" among similarly-named characters that makes things confusing. Not horrible, but not optimal.

    Though it may sound like I didn't like the book, I actually found it a lot of fun, more, in fact, than I would have expected from the sum if its parts (thus, four stars for the overall rating). But, among Scalzi's work, this book is much more Agent to the Stars than Old Man's War - fun, amusing, but ultimately very light.

    30 of 39 people found this review helpful
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    Janet Katz 06-07-13
    Janet Katz 06-07-13 Member Since 2006

    Avid listener of mysteries, thrillers, a little sci fi. Also enjoy self improvement titles. Mom, wife, Social Media Coordinator for biz.

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    "Amusing but that's all"

    If you enjoy science fiction, do yourself a favor and download "Ready Player One" read by Wil Wheaton. It is a fantastic, well written science fiction book - a total delight especially for anyone over 35 years old. Sadly, Redshirts is not so great. There is an amusing and very creative concept here, but the execution is what I would consider a very rough draft. Plus there are additional "epilogues" to the book that are strictly there to add length, not flesh out the story, in my opinion. Wil Wheaton does a wonderful job narrating as usual, but this is no where close to as good as it could have been. And yes, the "he said," "she said" back and forth is like verbal torture.

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  • P. E. Haynes
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    "Lots of fun and great narration"

    Definitely one to recommend.

    A very witty story indeed, does exactly what it says in the summary. Particularly enjoyed the many ways the crew members use to avoid being sent on away missions e.g. always being in the toilet!

    Whilst I did also notice the constant use of "I said she said", as another reviewer commented, I think this is deliberate - the whole background context is of sloppy scripting by the show writers that leads to ridiculous casualty numbers amongst the crew. I suspect it came across better in the print version, but it really doesn't detract from the story.

    Also worth mentioning what is meant by "a novel with three codas", as I'd not come across this before. The story actually ends on chapter 25, and the final 3 chapters are in essence short stories that follow on from the main story. These are written in a very, very, very different style to the main story - they're certainly not humour - and I was quite thrown by the sudden change. They're definitely not bad, and do give food for thought; but perhaps the print version did a better job of indicating they were standalone pieces? They're an interesting addition, if a little wonky.

    Anyway, do give this a try - lots of smiles guaranteed!

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  • Gareth Dedman
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    "Very predictable but well narrated"

    I was a little upset when the plot revealed itself as it was far too obvious - I was actually hoping it would turn out to be something different up until that point. Also, the three character post story sections / codas were unnecessary - I would have been fine not listening to them. Wheaton read it expertly and is fast becoming one of my favourite narrators.

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  • James Short
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    "it didn't know what it wanted to be!"

    I honestly thought the story following Red Shirts was a great idea with loads of potential for comedic value.

    I found it amusing to begin with, as the conversations between characters were short lines followed by "He said", "She said" over and over. I took it to be part of the humour; a poorly written story about the red shirts living out a poorly written narrative. Unfortunately, it soon became apparent that the story took itself seriously and the comedy element I saw was lazy writting. And I won't get started on the subsequent Coda's!

    I'm not a fan of 4th wall breaking books generally speaking, so perhaps if that is the sort of thing you're after in a book that takes itself seriously this could be the book for you. I didn't read the synopsis first, my bad. I got it on a friend's recommendation.

    Wheaton helped carry me to the end of the book, he's a great narrator and did add some value to the characterisation.

    I am sorry to the writter, it just did not hit the spot for me. It's better than anything I've ever written, but it's not the best thing I've ever read :D

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  • Natalie Walker
    12/2/16
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    "Fantastic "

    I loved every second. from the sci-fi humour, to the borderline bizarre codas at the end. it feels like a love letter to a genre by the extras, to the writers at points.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Kindle Customer
    10/14/16
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    "felt disjointed and predictable "

    very similar plot to an episode of red dwarf, and not even a good episode. I was disappointed by how the story developed. I want the book I hoped it would be

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Craig
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    "An odd one, this..."

    This is a very odd tale. if you like meta, and meta-meta, then it's probably for you. Slightly annoying way of attributing quotes, but you'll get used to it. A decent enough story, though, for anyone who enjoyed any of the Star Trek franchises.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Alan Purdom
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    9/1/16
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    "3/4 excellent"

    A curates egg. The highest of concepts that appears to end, then goes into a rambling dull self indulgent section before coming back for a good ending.

    Overall I liked it although the constant repetition of he said/she said really got annoying in audio format.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Paul
    Reading, United Kingdom
    5/24/16
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    "interesting concept"

    good idea for a story...but...a bit confusing and I started to hate the 'he said' 'she said' 'he said' script for brief conversations. I will forget this book within a couple days and am unlikely to ever recommend it...probably in part because I have forgotten it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Ealing, London
    9/28/15
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    "{name} said after every line of dialogue"

    interesting premise, with a really annoying writing style. makes it hard to enjoy

    Poor experience

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Norma Miles
    6/6/15
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    "To Intrepidly go where no man has gone ..."

    O.K. this might not be high literature. From its very story integrity it cannot be perfect science. But goodness me, what fun this book is. And what a fantastic science fiction comic pastiche film it would make following in the footsteps of the wonderful Dark Star or, more recently, Galaxy Quest.
    Full of well delineated characters, loads of action all read brilliantly by Will Wheaton, the main story had me laughing out loud. And it comes with a bonus of 3 'afterwards' stories as well.
    Just brilliant.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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