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Monster: A Novel | [A. Lee Martinez]

Monster: A Novel

Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.
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Publisher's Summary

Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.

Monster runs a pest-control agency. He's overworked and has domestic troubles - like having the girlfriend from hell.

Judy works the night shift at the local Food Plus Mart. Not the most glamorous life, but Judy is happy. No one bothers her, and if she has to spell things out for the night-manager every now and again, so be it.

But when Judy finds a Yeti in the freezer aisle eating all the Rocky Road, her life collides with Monster's in a rather alarming fashion. Because Monster doesn't catch raccoons; he catches the things that go bump in the night. Things like ogres, trolls, and dragons. Oh, and his girlfriend from Hell? She actually is from Hell.

©2009 A. Lee Martinez (P)2011 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Martinez pokes at big-picture questions, like the nature of the universe and the meaning of life, with abundant, zany humor in this charming tale." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Abby Normal 01-31-14
    Abby Normal 01-31-14

    Abby

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    "Fun and Easy Listen"
    If you could sum up Monster in three words, what would they be?

    Comical, Magical, Fun


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Judy was my favorite character because I could relate to her and her feelings about her work, her sister and her life.


    Which character – as performed by Eric Michael Summerer – was your favorite?

    Monster


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    This book made me laugh a lot.


    Any additional comments?

    I really enjoyed this book more than I thought I would. The characters were pretty interesting and I could really relate to some of the characters and how they viewed their jobs and lives.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    david PORT HUENEME, CA, United States 10-27-13
    david PORT HUENEME, CA, United States 10-27-13 Member Since 2013

    Hi

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    "Tone a little unpowered, but great story"
    If you could sum up Monster in three words, what would they be?

    Creative, fun, unpowered.


    What other book might you compare Monster to and why?

    Anything by sullivan is sufficiently intricate.


    What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

    Good voices, wish the tone was a little more energetic, as the story seemed to have a little more power than the narrators opinion.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Bill and Ted meet the labyrinth


    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Karissa Eckert 09-16-13 Member Since 2012

    Devourer of all books fantasy

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    "Decent narration, didn't enjoy the story"

    I got about 40% of the way through this book before stopping reading it. I was listening to it on audiobook and was getting so bored that I was falling asleep while driving...so I kind of had to stop reading it for safety reasons. It is a quirky novel based on the overdone premise of a secret group that traps monsters.

    I did listen to this on audiobook and it was decently done. The voice acting was fine and it was easy to distinguish between characters.

    Judy works the overnight shift at the Food Mart but one night she finds a Yeti eating the ice cream. When she calls animal control, Monster shows up. Monster is in a arcane branch of animal control and his job it to fight/capture/relocate monsters. Judy gets drawn into the fun and soon Judy and Monster are battling everything monstrous.

    Previously I read Gil’s Al Fright Diner by Martinez and enjoyed it. I was excited to read another book by him. The book begins as quirky, over-the-top funny, and somewhat interesting. As the story continued though I just had a lot of trouble staying engaged with it (I fell asleep).

    Monster isn’t all that likable; it’s interesting that his skin changes color depending on the day. He’s stuck with a girlfriend, who is literally from hell, that he doesn’t really love and he lives a life he doesn’t care much about. He is all around pretty ho-hum.

    Judy is a bit better. She works at a Food Mart and is determined to not forget the strange things she’s seen (normal humans have a tendency to forget monster encounters). So she starts accompanying Monster on his trips to take care of monsters. She’s plucky, but not much more than that.

    The best character in the story was a rather loose angel named Gracie, she was hilarious but only in the story for a very short amount of time (at least in the first half of the book).

    The plot had yet to be revealed when I stopped reading. Basically Judy and Monster were going from place to place doing their thing. There was a hint that monster activity had increased in recent days. Other than that it was just kind of day to day life. The premise is one that anyone who reads urban fantasy has seen a billion times before...this secret agency controls monsters without normal human suspecting anything.

    So it wasn’t that the book was horrible...it just didn’t hold my interest at all. I felt like not much was happening and the characters weren’t people I was interested in reading about. As I said I started nodding off and decided to stop listening to the book. I tried listening to it again later on my drive to work and again started falling asleep...so I decided that enough was enough.

    Overall this book wasn’t for me. The humor was a bit too over the top, the characters hard to engage with, the premise is something done many times before, and the plot wandered from one day to another. If you enjoy over the top humor in your urban fantasy and quirky average joe type characters you might be interested in this book. Personally I think Martinez has written much better books.

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    Amazon Customer 08-26-13
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    "just not for me"
    What disappointed you about Monster?

    I can't say this is a terrible book or that the narrator did an awful job. Certainly there are many people who loved and highly recommended it. It's just not something that held my interest, which surprised me. I love horror/comedy and have a twisted, irreverent sense of humor. I think I was hoping for something that was a little more thrilling, like Mark Tufo's "Zombie Fallout" series. I'm not sure if it was the writing or narration but it seemed like the characters in the book had such subdued reactions to everything.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Not sure.....maybe Bill the Vampire.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Eric Michael Summerer?

    Phil Gigante, Holter Graham, Oliver Wyman or Craig Wasson...there are a number of excellent narrators. Again, I can't say that the book or narrator was awful. It simply wasn't my style.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Monster?

    In all honesty, I can't answer this fairly because I couldn't listen longer than an hour without falling asleep.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    twinsmom 08-17-13
    twinsmom 08-17-13
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    "Unique"

    This book started off strong. I loved its uniqueness. It was so bizarre and it kept me chuckling. The narration is very good but the story just seemed to move along a little slowly. Overall, I enjoyed it. I just wish the author would have gotten to point of the story sooner.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Pattie MARINA DEL REY, CA, United States 08-15-13
    Pattie MARINA DEL REY, CA, United States 08-15-13 Member Since 2013
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    "Uninteresting and poorly written"
    What disappointed you about Monster?

    The story was in cohesive and poorly written.


    Would you ever listen to anything by A. Lee Martinez again?

    No


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Eric Michael Summerer?

    Yes


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment and boredom.


    Any additional comments?

    None at this time

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Paul Baker 07-04-13
    Paul Baker 07-04-13 Member Since 2015

    Pavlo

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    "Promising, but just misses target"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    I feel it could have been if just a few things were changed.Give the main character a better name and by extension the title of the book.Explain what he is, human, elf, oversized dwarf something.


    If you’ve listened to books by A. Lee Martinez before, how does this one compare?

    First listen


    Which character – as performed by Eric Michael Summerer – was your favorite?

    No question Chester the paper gnome


    Do you think Monster needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    Sorry I have no interest in "Monster", would love to hear more about Chester, Judy, and Ed


    Any additional comments?

    Great ideas were expressed except main character was shallow and misnamed. Can not understand how supporting characters can be so rich and main character so void.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer Cocoa, FL 06-25-13
    Amazon Customer Cocoa, FL 06-25-13 Member Since 2013

    Kente M'Bulu

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    "Awesomtasticnomenal!!!"
    If you could sum up Monster in three words, what would they be?

    A MUST READ!!!!!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Monster. . . the ideal anti-hero with a character depth and revelation of internal struggle. the concept of changing colors uncontrollably to acquire different powers, yet at the whim of the universe, who is conciously controlling destinies to correct a mistake by creating the universe in the first place. . .which initially started with a glowing rock! What ingenuity, creativity, and well written to make things that seem unrelated. . .relate. I am buying all of A. Lee Martinez's books! So far have read three and am overwhelmed at his creativity! He is a literary genius. His subtle nuances that seem to mean nothing . .. means everything!! Foreshadowing, crisis, internal and external conflict, etc!!!


    Which character – as performed by Eric Michael Summerer – was your favorite?

    Monster!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes!!


    Any additional comments?

    Keep it coming, Martinez!!

    PS. Chris Aeilo and Fred Berman are the best!!!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Michele 11-05-12
    Michele 11-05-12
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    "This is a great story"
    What did you love best about Monster?

    He's just so average, but not


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Monster followed closely by his paper friend


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Where the Demon Girlfriend finally gets it


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes


    Any additional comments?

    Great story really well written and clever

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    Mark Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada 10-04-12
    Mark Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada 10-04-12 Member Since 2008

    I enjoy, epic and modern fantasy, science fiction, business, historical mystery, and technology books. Fav. series: Game of Thrones, Vampire Earth, Dresden, Iron Druid, Falco mysteries, Chris Anderson titles, Peaceful Warrior, and the Way of Kings (and more, of course;)

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    "Funny story good, not great."

    Like other Martinez pieces, it's a fun unique concept that is fairly entertaining, but not the most engaging story ever. Worth a listen if you know you'll like Martinez's humour and style.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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