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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires | [Molly Harper]

The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

Iris Scanlon, Half-Moon Hollow's only daytime vampire concierge, knows more about the undead than she'd like. Running all their daylight errands - from letting in the plumber to picking up some chilled O neg - gives her a look at the not-so-glamorous side of vampire life. Her rules are strict; relationships with vamps are strictly business, not friendship - and certainly not anything else. But then she finds her newest client, Cal, poisoned on his kitchen floor, and only Iris can help.
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Iris Scanlon, Half-Moon Hollow's only daytime vampire concierge, knows more about the undead than she'd like. Running all their daylight errands - from letting in the plumber to picking up some chilled O neg - gives her a look at the not-so-glamorous side of vampire life. Her rules are strict; relationships with vamps are strictly business, not friendship - and certainly not anything else. But then she finds her newest client, Cal, poisoned on his kitchen floor, and only Iris can help.

Cal - who would be devastatingly sexy, if Iris allowed herself to think that way - offers Iris a hefty fee for hiding him at her place until he figures out who wants him permanently dead. Even though he's imperious, unfriendly, and doesn't seem to understand the difference between "employee" and "servant", Iris agrees, and finds herself breaking more and more of her own rules to help him - particularly those concerning nudity. Turns out what her quiet little life needed was some intrigue and romance - in the form of her very own stray vampire.

©2012 Molly Harper White (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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    Ducky Florida, United States 06-24-13
    Ducky Florida, United States 06-24-13 Member Since 2014

    Many say I am easily entertained because I have given many 5star ratings, but I KNOW what I like, have my favorites, and choose accordingly.

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    "Classic Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi!"
    Would you listen to The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires again? Why?

    Yes! I listen to all of Molly Harper's books many times and will continue to do so. I love the snarky wit and great one-liners. MH's books are loaded with them.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires?

    I don't want to be too specific since I hate giving spoilers, so I'll just say...begining to end. I do guess if I HAD to pick one, I would say when Iris falls oner Cal...literally.


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    Everything! She is such a PERFECT fit for Molly Harper's snark. I don't think you could find anyone better and don't know if I would continue listening to the series, or any of MH's books for that matter, if AR stopped doing the narration. I would still READ the books, but not listen.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Read instructions CAREFULLY before attempting this at home.


    Any additional comments?

    Molly Harper is a funny, talented, snarky writer. Add that to Amanda Ronconi's funny, talented and snarky narration and you can't loose. This team is one of my very favorites. WARNING: Do not attempt to read while eating, drinking or needing to empty your bladder, because if you do attempt this while reading, one or three things WILL HAPPEN: You will either choke on your snack, spew your drink or pee yourself from laughing. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ENJOY!!

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Kindle Customer 09-11-12

    QUESTION : DOES LISTENING TO AUDIO BOOKS MAKE YOU SMARTER? If so, I'm. Freakin Genius!

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    "Missing the Quick Wit & Humor from Previous Books."

    Don't get me wrong. I still very much enjoyed this book. But truthfully, it wasn't author Molly Harper at her best.
    The narration was great. Amanda Ronconi, "gets" Molly Harper's dry humor and works it with true perfection.
    Still, I found this story to be lacking in some ways. The mystery /adventure just didn't do it for me.
    That being said : Would I buy it again? Sure. Because even when Ms. Harper isn't at her best, she is still twenty times ber than most of the writers out ther

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Bonnie 08-15-12
    Bonnie 08-15-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Not up to Molly's usual funny books"

    Let me start by saying that I am a huge Molly Harper fan. When I purchased this book I thought it was going to be a continuation of “Driving Mr. Dead” and her antics with Collin Sutherland. I wish it had been.

    I love Molly’s books because I can escape from reality and laugh out loud. I kinda, sorta did that with this book but it was not as funny as her others. It did have the mixture of funny situations, bossy vampire and feisty female, annoying teenager and had me laughing but not out loud like her former books.

    The love story between Cal & Iris got a little too much like a “gothic romance” during some of the love scenes. Molly went a little overboard in that department this time. I kept wondering, “What is Molly reading that is influencing her”? Along these same lines the lead vampire, Cal, is rude. I guess that goes with the whole gothic scene? Fortunately, Iris is a modern day gal that does not put up with rude.

    Several times Cal grazes Iris’ neck/veins. I didn’t think that vampires just stopped there. Who knew and it was not explained.

    There was some action in the book in the form of a mystery and Molly did keep me wondering. The book was an escape and funny but not as belly laughing as usual. This was just not up to her former books.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Alley United States 08-02-12
    Alley United States 08-02-12 Member Since 2014

    I am an artist that loves to read! I have a great husband and we adopted my sister And my brother, they are both adults now! We have a cocker spaniel Lilly and a Norwegian forest cat Inanna!

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    "Always a great story!"
    If you could sum up The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires in three words, what would they be?

    Sexy, Fantastic, Addicting!


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires?

    I love it all!


    Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

    I loved cal in this book!


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Cals relationship with GG!


    Any additional comments?

    I Love all of Molly's books!

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Katheryne MD, United States 08-30-12
    Katheryne MD, United States 08-30-12 Member Since 2015

    Busy mom who loves to read but doesn't always have the time. I enjoy YA, Romance and the occasional Best Seller.

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    "My fist Molly Harper book"

    This was a fun, witty and lighthearted romance. I really enjoyed her writing and the narrator was fantastic! I can't believe it took me this long to discover this author.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Kindle Customer Rio Oso, CA, United States 08-01-12
    Kindle Customer Rio Oso, CA, United States 08-01-12 Member Since 2013
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    "Cute romance with some laughs"

    This was a very enjoyable listen. The short quips and jests that the main characters traded with one another were quite amusing and made me smile and at times laugh out loud. It has a cute love story and I would probably listen to it again when I feel the need for a little light-hearted romance.

    10 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    AudioAddict 02-07-13
    AudioAddict 02-07-13

    I can find a book to love in any genre -- a beautifully written classic, an interesting mystery or sci-fi, a trashy romance. Bring it!

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    "A Cleverly Told Romantic Vampire Mystery!"

    This book has everything all rolled into one very entertaining story. Even though it's a romantic mystery with vampires involved, I found myself laughing out loud several times at things that were said (mainly by Gigi). The female narrator does a great job of actually making Cal, the male vampire, sound sexy. If Ms. Harper writes a sequel, I would definitely read it!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Lisa United States 12-23-12
    Lisa United States 12-23-12 Member Since 2014

    Paranormal-urban fantasy book lover!

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    "Another Magical Audiobook from Harper/Ronconi!"

    I am so in love with Molly Harper's books and the way Amanda Ronconi brings her characters to life. Molly Harper is an auto download for me.

    Harper has a new book out in a different series, not out on audio yet, but I already downloaded e book. Give it a try - its called "My Bluegrass Baby". I am really hoping Ronconi will get to narrate if this goes to audio.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Maria Citrus Heights, CA, United States 11-16-12
    Maria Citrus Heights, CA, United States 11-16-12 Member Since 2015

    To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.

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    "Another Hit!"

    What can I say, but thank you Ms. Harper for another wonderful listen. You and the estimable Ms. Ronconi are a force. This was a truly enjoyable story, rife with action, a lil intrigue and some laughs. Thank you

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Angelia 09-10-12
    Angelia 09-10-12 Member Since 2010

    I love books, it's my great escape.

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    "Watch out Caring and Feeding Vampires could be Hot"

    I have to say, I just loved this book. It was light and funny. I found myself laughing out loud and getting strange looks from people. Molly Harper does not disappoint with this one and Amanda Ronconi is a talented narrator. Laughing is good for you and throwing in a little romance and mystery does not hurt either. This was well worth my credit. I always get a Molly Harper book when I want to have a laughing good time.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    "Was laughing and grinning all through this book!"

    This book is absolutely fantastic! Iris really is a relatable female character, and I was oh so thankfull that she is sensible, cares for other then herself and yet can also be fiery and flipping hilarious! Unlike twilight.

    And Cal, the male vampire, is damned sexy but so much more mature and yet portrays someone who has lived for thousands of years in a realistic way.

    I would recommend this to anyone who loves vampire books but is also looking for a female lead character that isn't a silly teenage girl who just wants what she wants without actually thinking about real life implications.

    The two adult scenes were damned hot too! ;D

    Best I've read so far!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Debz
    5/13/15
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    "Girly"

    Epic, couldn't put it down 100 times better then twilight and 50 shades of Gray.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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