• The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (7,124 ratings)

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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Iris Scanlon, Half-Moon Hollow's only daytime vampire concierge, knows more about the undead than she'd like. Running all their daylight errands - from letting in the plumber to picking up some chilled O neg - gives her a look at the not-so-glamorous side of vampire life. Her rules are strict; relationships with vamps are strictly business, not friendship - and certainly not anything else. But then she finds her newest client, Cal, poisoned on his kitchen floor, and only Iris can help.

Cal - who would be devastatingly sexy, if Iris allowed herself to think that way - offers Iris a hefty fee for hiding him at her place until he figures out who wants him permanently dead. Even though he's imperious, unfriendly, and doesn't seem to understand the difference between "employee" and "servant", Iris agrees, and finds herself breaking more and more of her own rules to help him - particularly those concerning nudity. Turns out what her quiet little life needed was some intrigue and romance - in the form of her very own stray vampire.

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Still good

This one lacked the smart sizzling lines I fell in love with in the first novels. I liked it, but not to the degree I’ve liked others.

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Fun enjoyable story.

Always love to read these books about Half Moon Hollow. They always at some point make me laugh out loud with the humor of some of the characters.

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Funny and Fun

Molly Harper always delivers a funny and entertaining story. Amanda Roconni does a great job telling it with flair and style.

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So much fun and listening!

This story centers around Iris a human vampire wedding planner and Cal a vampire who works with the Vampire Council. Cal was poisoned and as an investigator he and Iris try to find out who did it. So much hilarity ensues and murder too. There's lust and love. Also Iris has charge of her teenager 😳. So that is funny by itself.

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Molly Harper is one of my favorite authors.

MS Harper always delivers great original stories with a lot of humor. I love to escape for awhile and hate for them to end

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Half Moon Happiness!

Still loving this series! So glad that the old gang still gets mentioned, plus there even was a visit.

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Good look at different characters

I enjoy the narration and how details from previous episodes in the series weave together. I’ve been hooked for a while.

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Awesome

This book was great. My favorite author and favorite reader! Funny is so many places in the book and a great story!

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Missing the Quick Wit & Humor from Previous Books.

Don't get me wrong. I still very much enjoyed this book. But truthfully, it wasn't author Molly Harper at her best.
The narration was great. Amanda Ronconi, "gets" Molly Harper's dry humor and works it with true perfection.
Still, I found this story to be lacking in some ways. The mystery /adventure just didn't do it for me.
That being said : Would I buy it again? Sure. Because even when Ms. Harper isn't at her best, she is still twenty times ber than most of the writers out ther

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Watch out Caring and Feeding Vampires could be Hot

I have to say, I just loved this book. It was light and funny. I found myself laughing out loud and getting strange looks from people. Molly Harper does not disappoint with this one and Amanda Ronconi is a talented narrator. Laughing is good for you and throwing in a little romance and mystery does not hurt either. This was well worth my credit. I always get a Molly Harper book when I want to have a laughing good time.

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