• The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (7,125 ratings)

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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Iris Scanlon, Half-Moon Hollow's only daytime vampire concierge, knows more about the undead than she'd like. Running all their daylight errands - from letting in the plumber to picking up some chilled O neg - gives her a look at the not-so-glamorous side of vampire life. Her rules are strict; relationships with vamps are strictly business, not friendship - and certainly not anything else. But then she finds her newest client, Cal, poisoned on his kitchen floor, and only Iris can help.

Cal - who would be devastatingly sexy, if Iris allowed herself to think that way - offers Iris a hefty fee for hiding him at her place until he figures out who wants him permanently dead. Even though he's imperious, unfriendly, and doesn't seem to understand the difference between "employee" and "servant", Iris agrees, and finds herself breaking more and more of her own rules to help him - particularly those concerning nudity. Turns out what her quiet little life needed was some intrigue and romance - in the form of her very own stray vampire.

©2012 Molly Harper White (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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Love It!

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Amanda Ronconi is awesome! She brings these terrific characters to life. I love the accent she gives Cal!

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Cal's relationship with his girls is so sweet. Mr. Big and Bad is so cute when he's in protective mode.

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a light hearted listen that keeps you interested.

a light-hearted listen that keeps you interested. Fast paced and engaging. The Voice Talent was fun to listen to.

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A different kind of story

Where does The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

It was an interesting difference to other type of books I usually go for. But kept my attention.

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Just Love Molly!

What did you love best about The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires?

Snarky humor as good as in her Nice Girls series. Since this is a "related" book, I would have expected no less. This book plays off Nice Girls with a character (Iris) that lives in same town, and knows of Jane, the main character of those books. The narration is fabulous as usual by Ronconi. She makes the characters come alive.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires?

When a teenage hunk is hit by a speeding black car, Iris reacts emotionally with care, confusion and compassion.

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I have listened to the Nice Girls series and it is just as good. Just perfect!

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Just laugh out loud and giggles at times. Some touching points, but no crying- it's really not that type of book. I have to say though that I was not a huge fan of Cal. His character was a little hard to believe (for make believe), but little by little he crept into my heart.

Any additional comments?

I would love more from the Hallows/Jane Jameson style sagas.

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Perfect Duo, Perfect Book!

Where does The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

One of my favorites.

What other book might you compare The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires to and why?

How to flirt with a Naked Werewolf.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Amanda Ronconi is an excellent narrator. She definitely brings a smile to my face. Entertaining listen indeed!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Wanted to, but just couldn't, lol

Any additional comments?

This Author/Narrator duo is an automatic download.

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It did what it was supposed to do,..

Its a vampire love story. So it did what it was supposed to do and entertained me. The narration was good.

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Great for both my wife and myself

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Absolutely! My wife and I like to listen to audio books in the car as we drive. This is one we both enjoy. The only problem is the passenger does not get a chance to doze.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires?

Ms. Harper has created a very interesting universe which flows together so smoothly it is hard to pick a most memorable moment

Which scene was your favorite?

I like the scenes where Iris moves through the vampire's homes or offices while they are asleep

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

More fun than moving

Any additional comments?

We even recommended it to my wife's daughter

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Funny Job

Loved it. Light but with a good story. We have a quirky woman with a very unusual job! She has been born with a kind heart or she never would let a vampire into her home! The vampire needs saving. How can she say no?
The reader is a perfect fit to the heroine. Perky and funny.
I Enjoyed the bit of mystery along with two fighting a love affair.

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A Harper a day keeps the doctor away!

Molly Harper and Amanda Ronconi are a sinch duo to make me smile and laugh out loud, a lot. When I need cheering up, it seems my first choice is this pair.

That was the case here, when I was transported to Half-Moon Hollow and heard the hillarity begin.

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Booty call Paul :)

Would you listen to The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires again? Why?

Absolutely! Its a great book that made me laugh nonstop.

What other book might you compare The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires to and why?

Any Molly Harper book, Ashling Grey series, Dark Hunters series

Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

Hmm If I had to pick then I would pick GiGi her one liners get me everytime.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Yes I laughed my butt off!!

Any additional comments?

Just get it!

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