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Painted Faces Audiobook

Painted Faces

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Publisher's Summary

Come forth with an open mind, for an unconventional tale of love....

Dublin native Freda Wilson considers herself to be an acquired taste. She has a habit of making offensive jokes and speaking her mind too often. She doesn't have the best track record with first impressions, which is why she gets a surprise when her new neighbor, Nicholas, takes a shine to her. Nicholas is darkly handsome, funny, and magnetic, and Freda feels like her black and white existence is plunged into a rainbow of color when she's around him. When he walks into a room he lights it up, with his quick wit and charisma. He is a travelling cabaret performer, but Freda doesn't know exactly what that entails until the curtains pull back on his opening night. She is gob-smacked and entirely intrigued to see him take to the stage in drag. Later on, Nicholas asks her if she would like to become his show assistant. Excited by the idea, she jumps at the chance. Soon she finds herself immersed in a world of wigs, make up, and high heels, surrounded by pretty men and the temptation of falling for her incredibly beautiful employer. In this story of passion and sexual discovery, Nicholas and Freda will contend with jealousy, emotional highs and lows, and the kind of love that only comes around once in a lifetime.

©2016 L.H. Cosway (P)2016 Cipher-Naught

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    Diane Everett, MA, United States 05-01-16
    Diane Everett, MA, United States 05-01-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Unconventional, Amazing Love Story"

    Painted Faces is an amazing love story! So different and quirky. The heroine is Fred (Freda), a bit awkward but outspoken. The hero is Viv (Nicholas) her good looking and sexy drag queen neighbor. The story was a beautiful song that sang to me right from the heartbreaking prologue.
    I couldn't put the book down and ignored my family and home (and sleep) to finish.
    I listened to the audiobook for some of the story. At first I was surprised by the unusual, sort of fast sound of the narrator's voice. But as I listened I realized how much she had taken on the fun and quirky personality of Fred and that was what was coming through in the narration. I fell in love with Fred and swooned for my first drag queen crush, Viv!!

    "I love him because he makes me laugh when I don't feel like laughing. I love him because he challenges my view of what a man is. I love him because I know I shouldn't love him and that he'll break my heart. I love him because he's a complete and total anomaly. I love him because I want to kill the sadness inside him more than I want anything else in the world."

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    LadyRocr 08-30-16
    LadyRocr 08-30-16
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    "A++++ OMG"
    Would you listen to Painted Faces again? Why?

    OMG Yes this is the best audio I have got my hands on in a long time!


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I laughed and I cried!


    Any additional comments?

    Open your mind and open your heart <3

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    MJG ID, United States 07-14-16
    MJG ID, United States 07-14-16

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    "My First LH Cosway Story"

    I was so happy to see this on Audible, as it was the first book by LH Cosway that I read. SO unique and well done that I rushed to "follow" her (I assume it's a "her"!) so I didn't miss out on anything else she had written. I've since devoured all of her works and have never been disappointed.

    I wish that more of Cosway's stories were on Audible! I'd definitely snap them up. As I said, so unique and well done. No cookie-cutter romance here!

    My only complaint is the narrator. Viv / Nicholas is suppose to be from New Zealand but there was not even a _hint_ of a New Zealand accent. And so much of the story was pretty much just read to us in a monotone. Very disappointing.

    Bad narrator notwithstanding ... highly recommended!

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    Jackie Ugalde 06-10-16

    I love reading, and listening to Audio books, it helps me escape reality, and allows me to live in someone elses world for a while.

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    "Fantastic Story and even better narrated!"

    This will always be my favorite book by Ms. LH Cosway, my first read of hers and my favorite. It's such a unique read/listen, not your typical story, characters. You can relate to Fred's character so much, and the uniqueness of Viv draws you to him and makes you love him for all that he is. The Narrator on this audio was absolutely wonderful, perfect fit for Fred. I hope Killer Queen is also narrated, being able to listen to Viv in all his glory would be amazing!!!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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