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Off the Menu
- Narrated by: Arielle DeLisle
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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As the executive culinary assistant to celebrity Chicago chef Patrick Conlon, Alana Ostermann works behind the scenes - and that's just the way she likes it. But with developing recipes for Patrick's cookbooks, training his sous chefs, picking out the perfect birthday gifts for his ex-mother-in-law, and dealing with the fallout from his romantic escapades, she barely has a personal life, much less time to spend with her combo platter of a mutt, Dumpling.
Then a fluke online connection brings her RJ, a transplant from Tennessee, who adds some Southern spice to her life. Suddenly Alana's priorities shift, and Patrick - and Dumpling - find themselves facing a rival for her time and affection. With RJ in the mix, and some serious decisions to make about her personal and professional future, Alana must discover the perfect balance of work and play, money and meaning, to bring it all to the table - one delicious dish at a time.
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- Barbara
- 01-27-13
Light and charming story......
I really liked this book. Very light and easy going -- no major drama and no twisted plot or characters (thankfully delivered from the sickies in this book). A little predictable in places and definitely could have lived without the 120 reasons why her place was a better place to live, but good story overall. The dog was an excellent character and helped connect all the pieces of the story and people together. Interesting insight into the restaurant scene and made me wonder about the behind the scenes of all the coking shows. A great little read and well spent credit.
Oh - AND the beginning of the book gives website information for recipes!.....it seems the book is sprinkled with recipes throughout.... I haven't checked it out yet, but some of the dishes referred to would be great recipes to have!
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- Macy
- 12-24-18
Sweet story
Adorable sweet happily ever after. The narration was good until there was any person with any accent. They were not accurate, hard no bearing in reality and were at times irksome.
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- evecjapansea
- 01-23-20
Mixed
Some parts are really good. Some parts are infuriatingly unrealistic and syrupy. 3.5 stars. Would have been 5 if longish and unnecessary detailed parts removed.
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- MDG
- 07-21-13
How do we get more Stacey Ballis books on Audible?
Love the interesting characters and story. A great summer listen. Love the strong and smart females who still have insecurities but also other strong female support around them.
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- Tracy
- 07-06-21
One step higher than meh
I hung on until the end because I just knew something fantastic was going to happen. Something fantastic never happened. This is a warm fuzzies book from start to end; it was just nice the whole way through. The characters are not developed well and a few were not even needed. Good read while you are doing other tasks, you only need every 12th word or so to get the gist of the book.
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- Mariya Joldzic
- 02-23-18
It is a diary.
Interesting but no centralized conflict or theme. just disjointed moments. Stopped reading at sixth chapter.
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- barb
- 12-20-12
Painfully shallow boring story...waste of credit
What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?
Less emphasis on food and more story and character development
What was most disappointing about Stacey Ballis’s story?
Just no real point, bad try for humor with all the dog pooh and bodily functions
Which character – as performed by Arielle DeLisle – was your favorite?
Liked the narrator.
What character would you cut from Off the Menu?
The dog!
Any additional comments?
Couldn't wait for it to be over! Ugh
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- MABJM
- 12-25-12
Where's the conflict?
The story seems to consist of dropping names of famous chefs and describing recipes. The heroine has a self-absorbed chef for a boss and has some life decisions to make - but that's all the conflict in the story. I listened on and off for days and finally finished the book, that's about the best I can say for it. It wasn't so horrible that I had to stop listening, but I honestly cannot recommend this book to anyone (unless your having trouble sleeping.) I gave it two stars, only because I reserve one star for truely awful books.
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- Deborah Marsden
- 01-02-22
Not great
I really enjoyed Stacey Ballis’ other book. This one didn’t even come close. Maybe it was the narrator. It lacked depth. Boring
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- Angie
- 07-22-15
I LOVE Stacey Ballis....
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...but this book is so boring! Why in the world is this the only one on audio? Go get "Inappropriate Men" and read it and skip this one. Please.
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