Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1

By: Molly Harper

Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi

Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins

Publisher's summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." ( Publishers Weekly)

Loved it

I loved Molly Harpers books. I've listened to all three Nice Girls and they are fantastic. The Narrator is also awesome. She does the voices for each character and brings them to life. I couldn't put them down. All the books are hilarious and Amanda brings you right into the story. This is a must get. Great job Molly and Amanda. Can't wait to listen to the next series.

The Hilarious Anti-Sookie

This is a like a lighter, fluffier version of the Sookie Stackhouse series, with a few principal differences- in this series, the "Sookie" character is way sarcastic and enjoyably scatterbrained, and actually gets changed into a vampire by Mr Tall Dark and Handsome. The story is simpler, more wholesome, and without the serious drama. It's very funny, full of predictable Southern charm, and the reader does the various voices admirably. I recommend it if you want the fun of a vampire series without all the heaviness, and don't mind that the "mystery" portion of it is a bit easy to figure out.

Molly Harper is my favorite

I've listened to the Nice Girls series about 5 times now, I can't image why I haven't posted a review before!

Molly Harper and Amanda Ronconi are a winning combo and I love this series soooooo much! Everyone should give this series a listen!

Amazing

Best book I've read in a long time! Fantastically witty writing and very funny, smart story. Love the characters! Read it!

a sneez

I love the story and the performer. But the sneez in chapter 14 that has nothing to do with the story is hilarious.

Enjoyable

Very enjoyable listen. light, entertaining and funny. I am looking forward to the next book.

Fangs

it was a really funny, up to date vampire story, well written with a mystery thrown in for some intrigue!! Would recommend to my friends!!

Light humor

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would recommend this book to anyone who wanted to listen to a light, funny story.

a series of books read for readers who enjoy wit

Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

nice girls don't have f a n g s jane jameson Book 1 is humorous and witty in equal measure. what a wonderful way to pass time enjoying yourself passing time n your morning and afternoon commutes the only problem you may encounter is curious glances ask you why you were laughing continuously

What did you like best about this story?

what I enjoy the most about nice girls don't have fangs book 1 is that this book as well as the other accompanying books in the series provide humor as well as feeling included and all of the inside jokes

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I have found all of this authors books both charming and fun

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

I think of that a good tag line, if this book
where to be made into a movie is nice girls don't have fangs an ordinary woman learning how to survive and thrive in the vampire world

Funny!

Jane Jameson is a hilarious character. Very cozy. And the narrator was superb! I loved it.