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  • Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (11,895 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Publisher's summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.
©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." ( Publishers Weekly)

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very funny!

What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

The reader, Amanda Ronconi, does a great job. I think she comes off as really being Jane. She makes the character seem real and personal and so easy to identify with. You almost expect you could arrange to meet her (Jane)!

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I wasn't sure about this series. I enjoyed reading Twilight (but am not a rabid Twi-fan, lol!) but was a little leery of the vast amount of Vampire fiction out there now. The reviews for this book got me to try it. Everyone said it was funny. I agree. I laughed out loud, over and over again. The

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Meh and predictable

Over dramatic and pretty basic. Follows the usual lines of "the guy becomes obsessed and falls wildly in love immediately, even though the female protagonist hasn't done anything." Kind of reads like fantasy fulfillment fan fiction (ooo, the alliteration).

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Loved it!

Really funny, had lots of action. Great story! The characters were really terrific also.

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Loved it

I loved Molly Harpers books. I've listened to all three Nice Girls and they are fantastic. The Narrator is also awesome. She does the voices for each character and brings them to life. I couldn't put them down. All the books are hilarious and Amanda brings you right into the story. This is a must get. Great job Molly and Amanda. Can't wait to listen to the next series.

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The Hilarious Anti-Sookie

This is a like a lighter, fluffier version of the Sookie Stackhouse series, with a few principal differences- in this series, the "Sookie" character is way sarcastic and enjoyably scatterbrained, and actually gets changed into a vampire by Mr Tall Dark and Handsome. The story is simpler, more wholesome, and without the serious drama. It's very funny, full of predictable Southern charm, and the reader does the various voices admirably. I recommend it if you want the fun of a vampire series without all the heaviness, and don't mind that the "mystery" portion of it is a bit easy to figure out.

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Molly Harper is my favorite

I've listened to the Nice Girls series about 5 times now, I can't image why I haven't posted a review before!

Molly Harper and Amanda Ronconi are a winning combo and I love this series soooooo much! Everyone should give this series a listen!

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Amazing

Best book I've read in a long time! Fantastically witty writing and very funny, smart story. Love the characters! Read it!

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a sneez

I love the story and the performer. But the sneez in chapter 14 that has nothing to do with the story is hilarious.

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Enjoyable

Very enjoyable listen. light, entertaining and funny. I am looking forward to the next book.

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Fangs

it was a really funny, up to date vampire story, well written with a mystery thrown in for some intrigue!! Would recommend to my friends!!

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