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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Kimberly GRAND PRAIRIE, TX, United States 11-29-11
    Kimberly GRAND PRAIRIE, TX, United States 11-29-11 Member Since 2011
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    "Nice Read"

    I purchased this book because it was listed under "How Should I use My Credit" and because I love series. This book was a pretty good. It didn't "wow" me, but it was a nice read. I did enjoy the humor. Overall, a good book, but I don't think I will purchase another from this series. I will probably just find it at the library.

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    Kimber United States 11-23-11
    Kimber United States 11-23-11 Member Since 2010
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    "Laugh out loud funny"

    This one is indescribable. I was listening with my headphones on and kept laughing out loud making my friends and family wonder about my sanity. The next ones in the series are only funnier. Take a spasticly wise cracking woman with a penchant for getting into trouble and make her a Vampire. It only gets her into more trouble. And she always has something to say even when she should keep her mouth shut. I love this book!

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    Susan Amery, WI, United States 11-23-11
    Susan Amery, WI, United States 11-23-11 Member Since 2015

    SuseADoodle - "Audiobook Addict!" - Please disregard my "guided" reviews since it appears that a lot of what I wrote has been chopped off.

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    "Intriguing Idea"

    Single librarian turned into vampire.

    Hmmm ... has potential.

    I'm not really "into" the paranormal fad but recently have found myself indulging in books in the genre.

    My husband noticed this one and brought it to my attention. He thought I might find the book summary just "funny" enough to be interested.

    And yes, the summary made it sound like a book with a bit of comedy in it.

    Librarian gets pink slip with a gift card to a local bar, gets stinking, has car trouble on the way home, decides to walk the rest of the way, gets mistaken for a deer by a poaching shiner. I mean, that is just all flat out almost "silly" and as the premise for a book, should make for a witty and amusing tale.

    I was disappointed.

    Sure, she is shot, wakes three days later as a vampire, goes home and sees her dead great-aunt who had left her the house in her will, deals with family members who believe that aunt made a big mistake leaving the house to her, deals with family who believe she needs to get a life and find a new job, and deals with the vampire who made her, deals with vampire politics and intrigue when another vampire is actually murdered and is dead for good, plus deals with an old friend who starts attending a support group for friends of "others."

    While I grinned at the turn of events toward the very end of the book, I wasn't impressed enough to bother going any further in the series.


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    Dana Kinder, LA, United States 11-23-11
    Dana Kinder, LA, United States 11-23-11
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    "Don't Miss Out on This one!"

    Molly Harper is one of my favorites and Amanda Ronconi is right there with her! Molly Harper is so funny and I can't imagine anyone but Amanda bringing her characters to life! I have listened to this collection of books over and over! Well worth the listen!

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    sean auckland, New Zealand 11-23-11
    sean auckland, New Zealand 11-23-11
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    (0,0) i love it
    and the other book by Molly Harper
    and Amanda Ronconi is a good Narrated

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    James Palmerston North, New Zealand 11-22-11
    James Palmerston North, New Zealand 11-22-11
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    "Serious fun with an adult bite"

    Wonderfully read by amander (she really makes the content work) ronconi.
    Believably and subtly layered this book is worth every moment.
    In truth I have to recommend the entire series. If you enjoy adult fantasy this is one not to be missed

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    Jennifer 11-22-11
    Jennifer 11-22-11

    A sarcastic girl living in the south who loves to read!

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    "Great Book!"

    This was a great book for my commute to work, I love Molly Harper's writing style and immediately purchased the rest of this series when I was finished with the first one. I highly recommend it for paranormal romance with some laughs!

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    Tracey M. Bare Colorado 11-22-11
    Tracey M. Bare Colorado 11-22-11 Member Since 2014

    Tracey

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    Wow, I loved everything about this book, the reader is awesome. I love her main voice. The story is great as well. I just picked this when I couldnt find anything else to listen to. I am greatful to find such a great writer and reader. There is so much humor I was laughing out loud. Thanks, cant wait to read the rest of the series and other books of Molly's.

    Tracey

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    Jogr223 11-17-11
    Jogr223 11-17-11
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    "Where was the "laugh out loud" funny?"

    Purchased this because of the entertainment factor promised in the reviews (4.2 star average after 1297 reviews). I found it predictable and shallow. Overall, I was a little bored and found myself listening just because I didn't want to waste the money I forked out. However, the narrator performed well.

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Jacinta lithonia, GA, United States 11-07-11
    Jacinta lithonia, GA, United States 11-07-11 Member Since 2015
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    "Worth listening to the rest of the series"

    I love Molly Harper and the narrator Amanda Ronconi. I have listened to all of the books that are available by this author and she does not disappoint. This is more chick lit than blood lust, so if you are looking for a loads of action and violence, this isn't it. It is a good tale of the main character Jane. She is hilarious with her witty and dry sense of humor. As you follow this character you come to love her quirks and the personalities of the other characters even more. I hated for the series to come to an end.

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