• Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (11,843 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Publisher's summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.
©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." ( Publishers Weekly)

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I'm inocent

narrater great. first.story I listened to tha wasn't full of sex and was wonderful . wow

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I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!

I have all the books (eBook AND print). but Jane's personal series has a special place in my heart. Can't wait for the latest book... October is too far away 😭.

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Converted me.

Not a paranormal romance guy. Listened anyway. Died laughing. Came back as a vampire. 8/10.

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Great Author!

Wonderful books by a wonderful writer and read by a great voice. Love all of Molly’s book that I have heard thus far.

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Vampire librarian

Jane Jameson is a small town librarian who gets killed by a drunken idiot who mistakes her for a deer. But this is not how this story ends. Jane is turned into a vampire and she is hilarious as a vampire. She over analyze things and has no idea what is going on. There were moments I almost cried I was laughing so much. I loved Jane and her friends they make this book everything it is. The small town antics make this even better and funny. Also Jane’s ghost great aunt makes it even funnier. Jane has to figure out why someone seems to want her undead life to end shortly and she is going to have to use all the new friends she makes in this supernatural world. This series is a must because of the witty characters and funny dialogue.

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Fun book, okay narration.

I really enjoy Harper's writing, but I did not like the voice the audio narrator chose for the male lead, being below her pitch and somewhat inconsistent. her variance in the female characters is great, though!

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I've got yuck for Jane

Love the story and all of the characters except Jane - the main one. I get the humor but her attitude is horrible.

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Mother and sister make it more fact then fiction.

I loved it., even though it's fiction I'd swear that was my own mother and sister in the book

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Absolutely Fabulous!

Me( being a lover of all things supernatural) am naturally drawn to any title with "fangs" etc. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that not only did this book satisfy my supernatural cravings, but also made me laugh my arse off. The narrator is perfect for this book series. I loved her southern accents (sounds like some people I know well), and her voice truly brought this character to life (pardon the pun). Dont' miss this book if you love vampires, werewolves, books, and laughter!

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4 stars!

I really liked this. The narration was impressive. The characters were likable, especially Jane. My only comment was that the story felt pretty unoriginal. It is literally like True Blood if it were made by the CW instead of HBO. But that being said, I still very much enjoyed it.

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