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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Stevie TOPEKA, KANSAS, United States 04-25-12
    Stevie TOPEKA, KANSAS, United States 04-25-12
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    "what a fun book"

    the characters are so great , their conversations a hoot and overall a book to make you smile and laugh outloud

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    Amazon Customer 04-23-12 Member Since 2006
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    "WOW, just as fantastic as Janet Evanovich"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    This is an exceptional series that I seemed to miss. Who knew that a vampire could be just as funny as Stephanie Plum! The family drama reminds me so much of my own family that I often wonder if the author is related to me. I've had to stop driving several times just to pull over and laugh.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I love the family antics including her grandma, mom, and sister. It just keeps getting better and better. Can't wait for book 5!


    What about Amanda Ronconi???s performance did you like?

    The book is read in an easy to follow fashion with great character development. I was captured from the very beginning.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I was very compulsive in listening to the entire series in a week and a half. I never went anywhere with out my ipod!


    Any additional comments?

    Well worth the purchase! I loved this series.

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    Steven knoxville, TN, United States 04-21-12
    Steven knoxville, TN, United States 04-21-12 Member Since 2011
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    "you dont have to a girl to like it just dont tell"
    Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    this book is in the top 10% of my books i just dont tell everyone that it a bit of a romance book so in the wold around me you have to be a girl or gay sine I'm niter i cant tell peple i heard it bad i know but i live in the south


    What did you like best about this story?

    it was just a fumy book i found my self laughing a lot in this book


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    Ronconi’s pulls of the southern drall very nicely


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    Carol Plano, TX, United States 04-19-12
    Carol Plano, TX, United States 04-19-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Clever, quick dialog"
    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes


    Any additional comments?

    I loved the characters, the quirky dialog and the story line. It was a little sexually graphic for my tastes. Overall a great listen. Wouldn't recommend it for young listeners due to the sexuality.

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    j Oklahoma City, OK, United States 04-19-12
    j Oklahoma City, OK, United States 04-19-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Great book to keep you laughing and on your toes.."
    Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Awesome! So glad I found this series!


    What did you like best about this story?

    I like that most everyone can see themselves in this book and laugh at the silly things that happen to all of us in a fantasy world....Light hearted and hilarious!


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    She portrays the characters so perfectly...You can immediately imagine what is going on in the book.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Too many to choose from.I felt part of this book the whole way through....I laughed ALOT....


    Any additional comments?

    I am thrilled to have found Molly Harper books.....I listen to books everyday at work so it is important to have a fun and entertaining books to listen too. I found this in the Jane Jameson series!

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    Bobbie Plymouth, WI, USA 04-18-12
    Bobbie Plymouth, WI, USA 04-18-12 Member Since 2013
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    "I loved the story, Amanda Ronconi makes it fun"
    What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    The main "lady" made me smile


    Any additional comments?

    I am going to read all of her books,

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    Tenesha Ocala, FL, United States 04-15-12
    Tenesha Ocala, FL, United States 04-15-12 Member Since 2014
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    "Another Okay novel......"

    This was an okay novel....The best for me is the humor, without it I would not have enjoyed the book at all. There is nothing from the plot that stands out for me. I have listened to countless vampire novels and unfortunately this one would be at the bottom of my list.

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    Sexy2BT 04-14-12
    Sexy2BT 04-14-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Very Funny"
    What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    I love Molly Harper's books they are always funny and entertaining . And this book doesn't disappoint. Okay so not the greatest plot, but sometimes you just need a laugh!


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    Grey Moon 04-12-12
    Grey Moon 04-12-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Great story"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    The narration was impecable. I must have looked like I was on a weekend pass from the asylum laughing so hard in my car!


    What did you like best about this story?

    It was more original and seemed more real than some of the sappy vampire stories that are out there. Jane is not the femfatale type, she is a more stronge female character and not the week "I need rescueing" all the time. I enjoyed that she was more self-reliable "I'm going to stand on my own" attitude driven character.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Scream with laughter!!!!


    Any additional comments?

    I have already recommended this book to other friends. I know they will enjoy it as much as I did!

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    Dominic Sandy, UT, United States 04-09-12
    Dominic Sandy, UT, United States 04-09-12

    28 and an avid reader of SciFi/Fantasy books. I tend towards Urban Fantasy and some quality Sci-Fi.

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    "Funny and Entertaining"

    A very interesting take on the usual vampire story. Fans of the Dresden or Iron Druid series will enjoy the comedic delivery and timing of this book. Very entertaining and it has excellent pacing.

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