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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Amy Plainfield, IL, United States 09-27-12
    Amy Plainfield, IL, United States 09-27-12 Member Since 2012
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    "One of the most enjoyable stories I have heard!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to be better than the print version?

    Wonderful story; witty, enjoyable, full of fun, and read very well by Amanda Ronconi. Fan for life over here!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, had a hard time getting out of the car when finally home :)


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    Vilda Montevideo, Uruguay 09-25-12
    Vilda Montevideo, Uruguay 09-25-12
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    "Great book of a loveable series"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I love light-hearted stories that don't take themselves too seriously. Especially when it comes to stories about vampires. One can find a bucket load of books out there about this type of storyline, but it's rather difficult to find books that are both funny and tend to keep an eye on the storyline.I, myself, love fantasy stories with a twist for the silly/funny side.Keeping this in mind... I'd recommend this audiobook to any friend, whom I may know shares may same literary taste, in a heart beat.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The story in itself is fun, but Ronconi's performance simply makes it superb. It's one of those times that narrator and book simply seem like a match made in heaven for me. I've lost count of how many times I've listened to this series over and over again.


    Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

    I adore them all. Each character has it's uniqueness and Ronconi makes sure to make them all equally shine.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The description of when the main character finds out she has been turned is priceless in my opinion. This is a type of scenario that would more likely happen in real life, sans some silliness, if one were in Jane's shoes.


    Any additional comments?

    Did I already mention I love this series? Because I do. ;)

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    Amazon Customer GARDEN CITY, ID, United States 09-20-12
    Amazon Customer GARDEN CITY, ID, United States 09-20-12
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    "Addicting & a great read for sci fi lovers"
    Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Solid audiobook that will effectively capture your interest and attention. If you enjoy the science fiction category, you will quickly become addicted to this series.


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    Kindle Customer 09-07-12 Member Since 2015

    I love audio books that the characters come to life and have me feeling as if I was there too.

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    "This was a two on the hot pepper scale"
    Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Close to the bottom. I like spicyness in my listensth


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    The beginning when Earl though she was a deer. Lol


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Dick Chainey


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Nope sorry


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    Jeffrey BALL GROUND, GA, United States 09-03-12
    Jeffrey BALL GROUND, GA, United States 09-03-12
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    "Very Good"

    I really enjoyed this book. Due to a variety of reasons, I hadn't listened to an audio book in several months, and was looking for something to listen to during a road trip that I was about to make. I decided on this series, and I'm really glad that I did. I like Molly's writing style and the detail that she goes into, without going overboard. I also like Amanda's voice. Very easy to listen to, and follow the different characters.

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    Ariel 08-27-12
    Ariel 08-27-12 Member Since 2012
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    "SUPER FUNNY"
    What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    Molly Harper is a fantastic writer and this story plus the rest of the series is very very funny!


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    Jennifer Sweden 08-27-12
    Jennifer Sweden 08-27-12
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    "Sweet and Funny!"

    I really enjoyed this book. I like the narrator, she really make the whole book come alive. Its not a very complex story but the humor in it makes it a very good book.

    I thought at first that it was just going to be like all the other vampire stories out there but this one is definitely worth its time! You really get in to the characters and its so funny to follow Jane as she tries to fit in. She is sweet, funny and has a way of always be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    If you wanna have a big smile on you lips and laugh alot then this is the book for you. And it only gets better and better with the following books! Enjoy!

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    Samantha D. Minster Arkansas 08-27-12
    Samantha D. Minster Arkansas 08-27-12
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    "Great chick flick!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to be better than the print version?

    I did not read this book in print but the audio version was awesome! It was a great chick flick and perfect for my long commute to work.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    There were so many places I actually laughed outloud!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes I found myself sitting in the driveway listening to "just a little bit more".


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    T. Sterling TX USA 08-24-12
    T. Sterling TX USA 08-24-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Molly Harper makes me laugh"

    Molly Harper makes me laugh. Good story but it's the laugh out loud moments that make me love it.

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    Lisa United States 08-24-12
    Lisa United States 08-24-12
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    "Funny, unforgettable characters!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    The characters are wonderful, funny and so entertaining it was hard to stop listening.
    Amanda Ronconi's performance was dead on. She brought every character to life. I almost fell off my chair a few times laughing out loud. I highly recommend this book.


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The different voices made the story come alive. I loved her accents and shifts in pitch and tone making each character unique and real throughout the performance. She should definitely perform more books she is awesome.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    A funny touching story of vampires for this generation


    Any additional comments?

    Just a great performance and a wonderful story! Keep writing Molly Harper cause I'll keep reading.

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