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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

What Members Say

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    John Beem 08-21-12
    John Beem 08-21-12
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    What did you like best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs? What did you like least?

    A rehash of every vampire story out there. Wooden characters.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    1776


    Did Amanda Ronconi do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    She tried hard, but the author didn't give her much to work with.


    Was Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs worth the listening time?

    Just barely


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    Linda Akron, OH, United States 08-21-12
    Linda Akron, OH, United States 08-21-12 Member Since 2013
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    "So funny!!!!!!!!!"
    If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs in three words, what would they be?

    Can't get enough


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Main character of course. She is witty as all get out!!!!! Her one liners crack me up!!


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Her accent and sarcasm.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I did.


    Any additional comments?

    I like to find books that are a series. I like to follow the evolution of characters. This series has a lot of books and can't wait to read them all.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    tina melvindale, MI, United States 08-15-12
    tina melvindale, MI, United States 08-15-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Not sure what the story was about"
    Would you try another book from Molly Harper and/or Amanda Ronconi?

    yes


    What was most disappointing about Molly Harper’s story?

    i really did'nt understand what the point of story was,


    What didn’t you like about Amanda Ronconi’s performance?

    she was good,


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    disappointment


    Any additional comments?

    I am new to Molly Harper, my first book was Driving Mr. dead.great , this book however just really did'nt do anything for me.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Teresa NAMPA, ID, United States 08-06-12
    Teresa NAMPA, ID, United States 08-06-12 Member Since 2016

    Hello, my name is Teresa and I'm an addict.

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    "Who wants to be a nice girl anyway?"

    This book is actually 8 hours and 48 minutes, it is wrong in the description, but worth every minute of it. I was smirking or laughing through out most of it. The characters are very real and come up with some hairball schemes and some unlucky trouble. I will defiantly get the rest of the series, I also enjoyed the werewolf series, and they are humorous. Molly Harper connects her other series and books to this series. Driving Mr. Dead has some of the same characters in it, but it can be read alone.

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    kelly mulyca 08-04-12 Member Since 2016
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    "Hilarious"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to be better than the print version?

    yes, the narrator really gives you the feel for the small town south.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It was hilarious. I was laughing out loud while I was driving down the road.


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    She slipped easily between accents and characters.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Murphie's law of the vampire world.


    Any additional comments?

    I have recommended this entire series to all of my friends.

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    Starr 08-03-12
    Starr 08-03-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Such an awesome series!"
    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Dick, because he's so wrong.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    I can't even pick just one.


    Any additional comments?

    READ THIS SERIES! This is an amazing combo of writer and reader and I recommend it to anyone that enjoys a funny, light read with a great story line.
    It's all about what would happen if you became a vamp today? How do you feed off someone? How do you tell your parents? How do you date?
    So good!

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    Stacey 08-02-12
    Stacey 08-02-12
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    "Totally Entertaining!"

    This isn't normally my genre of books - but I saw the reviews on how funny this whole series was and they were completely right! I was not only consistently entertained by the books in the Jane Jameson series but frequently treated to laugh-out-loud humor. I'm lucky that I listen to audio books during my long solo commute - otherwise I'm sure I would have been labeled as a crazy person for my bursts laughter. Can't wait for more!

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    sarah New London, WI, United States 07-26-12
    sarah New London, WI, United States 07-26-12
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    "Love Love Love"
    Would you listen to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs again? Why?

    Yes I would listen to this again. It is well written and a story that has you totally smitten with all the characters.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    My favorite scene was when they finally made love.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    COLLEEN WAUKESHA, WI, United States 07-25-12
    COLLEEN WAUKESHA, WI, United States 07-25-12 Member Since 2012

    I love a good book but thanks to dislexea i suck at reeding speling and ya. so bring on audio fiction!

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    "If you have not started thiss start NOW!!!"

    grate books if you are looking for a fun reed! hade me laughing so hard and now i have all of molly harpers books in my library! pick thiss up you will not regret it!

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    bcarter 07-14-12
    bcarter 07-14-12
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    "Seriously funny and entertaining !"
    Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you???ve listened to so far?

    This is the first book in the series and it makes you want more. Great story and love the characters. This vampire series ranks between Sookie Stackhouse and Stephanie Plum.


    What other book might you compare Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to and why?

    This book reminds me of the Stephanie Plum books but with a bite :) Well written and fun to listen too. Great Characters that you want to keep reading about


    What about Amanda Ronconi???s performance did you like?

    Great performance.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Can't help but laugh out loud


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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