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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1 | [Molly Harper]

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead.
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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Carol Plano, TX, United States 04-19-12
    Carol Plano, TX, United States 04-19-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Clever, quick dialog"
    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes


    Any additional comments?

    I loved the characters, the quirky dialog and the story line. It was a little sexually graphic for my tastes. Overall a great listen. Wouldn't recommend it for young listeners due to the sexuality.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    j Oklahoma City, OK, United States 04-19-12
    j Oklahoma City, OK, United States 04-19-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Great book to keep you laughing and on your toes.."
    Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Awesome! So glad I found this series!


    What did you like best about this story?

    I like that most everyone can see themselves in this book and laugh at the silly things that happen to all of us in a fantasy world....Light hearted and hilarious!


    What about Amanda Ronconi’s performance did you like?

    She portrays the characters so perfectly...You can immediately imagine what is going on in the book.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Too many to choose from.I felt part of this book the whole way through....I laughed ALOT....


    Any additional comments?

    I am thrilled to have found Molly Harper books.....I listen to books everyday at work so it is important to have a fun and entertaining books to listen too. I found this in the Jane Jameson series!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Bobbie Plymouth, WI, USA 04-18-12
    Bobbie Plymouth, WI, USA 04-18-12 Member Since 2009
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    "I loved the story, Amanda Ronconi makes it fun"
    What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    The main "lady" made me smile


    Any additional comments?

    I am going to read all of her books,

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Tenesha Ocala, FL, United States 04-15-12
    Tenesha Ocala, FL, United States 04-15-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Another Okay novel......"

    This was an okay novel....The best for me is the humor, without it I would not have enjoyed the book at all. There is nothing from the plot that stands out for me. I have listened to countless vampire novels and unfortunately this one would be at the bottom of my list.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Ta Lisa moreno Valley, CA, USA 04-14-12
    Ta Lisa moreno Valley, CA, USA 04-14-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Very Funny"
    What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    I love Molly Harper's books they are always funny and entertaining . And this book doesn't disappoint. Okay so not the greatest plot, but sometimes you just need a laugh!


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Grey Moon 04-12-12
    Grey Moon 04-12-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Great story"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    The narration was impecable. I must have looked like I was on a weekend pass from the asylum laughing so hard in my car!


    What did you like best about this story?

    It was more original and seemed more real than some of the sappy vampire stories that are out there. Jane is not the femfatale type, she is a more stronge female character and not the week "I need rescueing" all the time. I enjoyed that she was more self-reliable "I'm going to stand on my own" attitude driven character.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Scream with laughter!!!!


    Any additional comments?

    I have already recommended this book to other friends. I know they will enjoy it as much as I did!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Dominic Sandy, UT, United States 04-09-12
    Dominic Sandy, UT, United States 04-09-12 Member Since 2010

    28 and an avid reader of SciFi/Fantasy books. I tend towards Urban Fantasy and some quality Sci-Fi.

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    "Funny and Entertaining"

    A very interesting take on the usual vampire story. Fans of the Dresden or Iron Druid series will enjoy the comedic delivery and timing of this book. Very entertaining and it has excellent pacing.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Karen 04-02-12
    Karen 04-02-12

    Ellen

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    "Ridiculous story line"
    Would you try another book from Molly Harper and/or Amanda Ronconi?

    No


    Has Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    She doesn't read male characters in a realistic manner.


    What character would you cut from Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    Really none were memorable.


    Any additional comments?

    This was probably the worst paranormal book I've ever read.
    One joke after another with no plot development or any character development.
    I love Charlaine Harris books, but this isn't even close. Not worth the money!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Amy Reisterstown, MD, United States 03-31-12
    Amy Reisterstown, MD, United States 03-31-12 Member Since 2006
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    "Surprisingly Delightful!"

    I bought this book during a "first in series" special from audible. While I enjoy both Chick Lit and Paranormal romances I know there are more bad books out there than good ones. This was a very pleasant surprise! The characters were very likable and the performance was SPOT ON! I laughed out loud several times - which I almost never do. I highly recommend this book for a bit of light "reading."

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    Rosita United States 03-31-12
    Rosita United States 03-31-12 Member Since 2010
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    "Boring and Disappointing"
    What disappointed you about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    I found this audiobook so boring I couldn't finish it. Extremely disappointing. Not worth the money.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    J.R. Ward


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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